There you go. Another movie no one ever has to see.

Schumer is very concerned. But he undoubtedly has received assurances that the US will not kidnap others or invade Greenland and Cuba until at least tomorrow. “Trump has learned his lesson.”

Denmark and Greenland should be defended. Even talking about taking over Greenland is insane — or a sign of dementia. It would make everyone in the US an outlaw.

Another advantage of being old is that my pass does not have his face. Even if the stickers covering him work, just knowing he is underneath them would be a constant reminder of his megalomania.
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Nobody does that during a match. There is too much riding on it. In fact Luke just became legal to drink. But those who watch darts will often have something or two. I can’t drink, but at the last match I attended it was tempting to have a glass, with all the drama on stage.

Darts is one of the greatest sporting dramas, unfolding as Luke and a new generation of players challenge the limits of the game. Luke was just one of the stories at the last World Championship, but what’s we are seeing is totally amazing.

I could be picky and make the case for other presidents, but his dementia put it over the top.

Some say that the Dracos idea of a happy holiday is to eat people. Others think we are Galactic Federation wonderland.

Trump’s tariffs have really hurt aliens of all types.

But my favorite holiday tradition is reading Jay Frankston’s “The Santa Within Me.” Read what happened when a New York Jewish attorney becomes Santa. christmasstories.org/the-santa-wi...