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Geoff Crittenden
@geoffcrittenden.bsky.social
He/him. Software engineer and decorated former Navy combat aviator. Husband, dad, cat dad. Three-decade-plus fantasy football fanatic with far too few titles to show for it. Copper Age Marvel comic book geek. Swiftie since ‘15.
#GoPackGo
#GoBlue
#FlyNavy
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It will never get better then riding bikes to Super America after school to get Fun Dip & Garbage Pail Kids.
Trump & Bondi are openly admitting to extortion, and no one is saying anything? He was literally impeached over extorting Ukraine, and is now doing it to his own citizens. Wtf?
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Auto-blocking all Patriots fans that proclaim how good it is for the drought to be over.
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Still waiting for them to add springboard chop to the olympics.
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Are there still 12,000 North Korean troops in Ukraine, or are they all dead now, too?
January 25, 2026 at 8:43 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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A note to all the celebrities, athletes, and CEOs who are too afraid to speak out in the current climate: We don’t need you. But we will remember your silence in this moment.
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I'm not loving hiring a coach that punched one of his own players during a game as the new Packers defensive coordinator. #GoPackGo
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Every single piece of shit motherfucker who voted for Trump, or didn't vote at all, held the gun that put five bullets into the head of an innocent man who was already subdued and presented no threat.

They helped murder him. They own this. Never forgive and never forget.
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Not sure how I survived this.
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Having a fairly not fun fear of heights and watching a dude climb a skyscraper is probably not the best idea.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I’ll never understand the hatred for McCarthy. The guy is a winner. A Super Bowl win, three NFCCG appearances, eight division titles, six seasons of 12+ wins, eleven seasons of 10+ wins, one of only nine coaches in league history to have 15 wins in a season, & he develops QBs as well as anyone.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Anyone blaming democrats for the murders in Minneapolis is getting auto-blocked. It’s insidious, unhelpful thinking, and I won’t engage in it.
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Is this an agitator that rejoined the ICE line?
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Trials for every ICE member.
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ask him if they’re going to arrest the murderer!
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The Minneapolis chief of police calling it an illegal gathering is not helping.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Walz needs to call in the National Guard for the very thing they’re meant to do.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Enough with the "I'm not voting for such and such Dems" posts. Taking a stand with your vote is how we got here. I guarantee you that every red voter is willing to choose a way worse evil than you think you're working against. Vote them all out first, then vote with your heart.
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
All the other ice idiots clearly knew they were party to a murder based on how they all scattered like roaches.
January 24, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Straight up murder.
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Breaking NYT:

The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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FYI: Dems in the senate can't defund ICE. ICE is funded by the Big Ugly Bill. Shutting down DHS on this vote wouldn't touch ICE, but it would shut down FEMA, TSA, Coast Guard, etc. Shutting down ICE requires taking back Congress in the midterms. Dismantling DHS requires the White House in 2028.
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Oh, irony
January 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Jfc, this dodgers thing is like asking a kid on Friday of they want to do their homework now or on Sunday. What the fuck did you think they would do?
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM