Dr. Geoff DOOM, notary public
@geoffdoom.bsky.social
scientist wizard engineer despot notary satirist
DOOMbots serving in Latveria’s Parliament have been malfunctioning once they near the end of lifecycle.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
DOOMbots serving in Latveria’s Parliament have been malfunctioning once they near the end of lifecycle.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
DOOM finds the persecution of Elon Musk an outrage! What is the point of buying a government if entire other countries can hold one accountable for one’s words and deeds at any moment?! Preposterous!
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
DOOM finds the persecution of Elon Musk an outrage! What is the point of buying a government if entire other countries can hold one accountable for one’s words and deeds at any moment?! Preposterous!
DOOM sends thoughts and prayers to Mitch McConnell during his recovery. May he receive just as much care and compassion as he has given to the rest of the world.
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
DOOM sends thoughts and prayers to Mitch McConnell during his recovery. May he receive just as much care and compassion as he has given to the rest of the world.
A day approaches when the world will see the truth as clearly as DOOM!
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
A day approaches when the world will see the truth as clearly as DOOM!
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
To honor Latveria’s bicentennial DOOM has ordered the DOOMbots to build a monumental, triumphant arch of 250 feet and 1 inch.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
To honor Latveria’s bicentennial DOOM has ordered the DOOMbots to build a monumental, triumphant arch of 250 feet and 1 inch.
DOOM appreciates the wicked pointy turns of Machiavellian machinations as much as the next dictator, but Stephen Miller makes DOOM really uncomfortable.
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
DOOM appreciates the wicked pointy turns of Machiavellian machinations as much as the next dictator, but Stephen Miller makes DOOM really uncomfortable.
DOOM is almighty!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
DOOM is almighty!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!