Dr. Geoffrey DOOM, notary public
@geoffdoom.bsky.social
Satire/Parody | Genius Scientist Wizard Despot Cartoon Supervillain | Teaching BULLY ridicule since 2026 | Not an official Marvel/Disney handle
DOOM hasn’t forgotten Virginia Giuffre.
Have you?
#NotSuicidal #NeverShuttingUp #TeamUSA #EpsteinFiles
(But the woman convinced of sex trafficking little kids looks pretty happy and the stock market might be up so….)
Have you?
#NotSuicidal #NeverShuttingUp #TeamUSA #EpsteinFiles
(But the woman convinced of sex trafficking little kids looks pretty happy and the stock market might be up so….)
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
DOOM hasn’t forgotten Virginia Giuffre.
Have you?
#NotSuicidal #NeverShuttingUp #TeamUSA #EpsteinFiles
(But the woman convinced of sex trafficking little kids looks pretty happy and the stock market might be up so….)
Have you?
#NotSuicidal #NeverShuttingUp #TeamUSA #EpsteinFiles
(But the woman convinced of sex trafficking little kids looks pretty happy and the stock market might be up so….)
What if DOOM told you about an opportunity that will take all of Planet DOOM’s energy, water, available farmland, everything’s computer chips, and personal data, but will yield no customer goodwill, only a massive bubble that will crater the whole market within 6 months? #Ultron
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
What if DOOM told you about an opportunity that will take all of Planet DOOM’s energy, water, available farmland, everything’s computer chips, and personal data, but will yield no customer goodwill, only a massive bubble that will crater the whole market within 6 months? #Ultron
Never forget. These people are … dumb.
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Never forget. These people are … dumb.
Transparency is very Important to free Speech Absolutionists!
And this DOES NOT mean that anyone is afraid of an obvious Satire Cartoon Supervillain Roastmaster. Nope, nu-uh, no way.
Maybe DOOM shouldn’t have @‘ed so many GOP fasztarisznya…
And this DOES NOT mean that anyone is afraid of an obvious Satire Cartoon Supervillain Roastmaster. Nope, nu-uh, no way.
Maybe DOOM shouldn’t have @‘ed so many GOP fasztarisznya…
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Transparency is very Important to free Speech Absolutionists!
And this DOES NOT mean that anyone is afraid of an obvious Satire Cartoon Supervillain Roastmaster. Nope, nu-uh, no way.
Maybe DOOM shouldn’t have @‘ed so many GOP fasztarisznya…
And this DOES NOT mean that anyone is afraid of an obvious Satire Cartoon Supervillain Roastmaster. Nope, nu-uh, no way.
Maybe DOOM shouldn’t have @‘ed so many GOP fasztarisznya…
DOOM proudly accepts this Noble #Fifa #Pokemon Peace Prize for being the first satirical cartoon despot to “catch them all” and secure EVERY follower on EVERY social platform!
If you don’t see the correct number, please report to SpeakerJohnson‘s Pope Re-Education Course!
If you don’t see the correct number, please report to SpeakerJohnson‘s Pope Re-Education Course!
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
DOOM. Is. OUTRAGED! Why is NO ONE talking about this?!
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
DOOM. Is. OUTRAGED! Why is NO ONE talking about this?!
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
DOOM has placed Complete and Perfect Faith in @ KristoffVernard, unless you Like him More than DOOM.
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
DOOM has placed Complete and Perfect Faith in @ KristoffVernard, unless you Like him More than DOOM.
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
No, reality, no! No one does satire better than DOOM!
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
No, reality, no! No one does satire better than DOOM!
DOOM is humbled that so many #libertarians continue to speak out for #Justice, proving the Superiority of their ideology, on the right Side of History every. Single. Day.
Thank you for your service, we won’t forget how your disdain for paying taxes helped us reach such heights!
Thank you for your service, we won’t forget how your disdain for paying taxes helped us reach such heights!
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
DOOM is humbled that so many #libertarians continue to speak out for #Justice, proving the Superiority of their ideology, on the right Side of History every. Single. Day.
Thank you for your service, we won’t forget how your disdain for paying taxes helped us reach such heights!
Thank you for your service, we won’t forget how your disdain for paying taxes helped us reach such heights!
Can someone please point DOOM to that low level coffee intern that writes President Miller’s PERFECT passion-laden skreeds and deeply Charismatic race theory analysis? DOOM needs to post this picture of how he is enjoying #Olympics2026 better than ANY othet DOOM!
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Can someone please point DOOM to that low level coffee intern that writes President Miller’s PERFECT passion-laden skreeds and deeply Charismatic race theory analysis? DOOM needs to post this picture of how he is enjoying #Olympics2026 better than ANY othet DOOM!
DOOM CanNot wait for #SuperBowlXL Look at how ready DOOM is for some American Football and Bavarian Lager!:
February 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
DOOM CanNot wait for #SuperBowlXL Look at how ready DOOM is for some American Football and Bavarian Lager!:
DOOM is Speechless! DOOM should have sent a Poetry DOOMbot! The physical level of perfection … Jeff Cavalier is Totes JELLY!
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
DOOM is Speechless! DOOM should have sent a Poetry DOOMbot! The physical level of perfection … Jeff Cavalier is Totes JELLY!
Yes! DOOM applauds! Clap back at the youngling 47x harder! This smiling “youth” is definitely the Worst and Only thing Anyone is Taking about this Week. #epstein #lionking #Obama #Olympics2026 #EpsteinFiles #SuperBowlLX #hegetsus
#WWJD #SaturdayVibes #MLGA
…but he IS wearing a suit? :\
#WWJD #SaturdayVibes #MLGA
…but he IS wearing a suit? :\
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yes! DOOM applauds! Clap back at the youngling 47x harder! This smiling “youth” is definitely the Worst and Only thing Anyone is Taking about this Week. #epstein #lionking #Obama #Olympics2026 #EpsteinFiles #SuperBowlLX #hegetsus
#WWJD #SaturdayVibes #MLGA
…but he IS wearing a suit? :\
#WWJD #SaturdayVibes #MLGA
…but he IS wearing a suit? :\
DOOM is no conspiracy theorist, but check this out.
Modern man is of course too pale to build such a structure, but it looks like a pyramid.
DOOM hypothesizes that ancient pyramid-builders came forward in time to help the pales build such wonders!
#Googledebunkers
cc: @miniminuteman.bsky.social
Modern man is of course too pale to build such a structure, but it looks like a pyramid.
DOOM hypothesizes that ancient pyramid-builders came forward in time to help the pales build such wonders!
#Googledebunkers
cc: @miniminuteman.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 AM
DOOM is no conspiracy theorist, but check this out.
Modern man is of course too pale to build such a structure, but it looks like a pyramid.
DOOM hypothesizes that ancient pyramid-builders came forward in time to help the pales build such wonders!
#Googledebunkers
cc: @miniminuteman.bsky.social
Modern man is of course too pale to build such a structure, but it looks like a pyramid.
DOOM hypothesizes that ancient pyramid-builders came forward in time to help the pales build such wonders!
#Googledebunkers
cc: @miniminuteman.bsky.social
Legal expert TOTALLY exonerates DOOM of taking the radical centrist Cookie from the Cookie jar—Who, DOOM? Couldn’t be. Then RICHARDS!!—Now patriotic Latverians can mercifully be allowed to move past any files they were discussing.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Legal expert TOTALLY exonerates DOOM of taking the radical centrist Cookie from the Cookie jar—Who, DOOM? Couldn’t be. Then RICHARDS!!—Now patriotic Latverians can mercifully be allowed to move past any files they were discussing.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DOOM is going to give a framed copy of this panel to St—Harvey as a gift. He won’t understand, but DOOM’s shade is Beyond hilarious.
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
DOOM is going to give a framed copy of this panel to St—Harvey as a gift. He won’t understand, but DOOM’s shade is Beyond hilarious.
DOOM sends thoughts and prayers to Saruman. Hang in there, buddy.
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
DOOM sends thoughts and prayers to Saruman. Hang in there, buddy.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DOOM has been pondering the phrase ‘right side of history.’
Hypothetical: If Pam Bondi regularly wore the symbol of DOOM’s faith around her neck while she provides cover for the name under this redaction, DOOM might find a reason to speak out against it.
But that’s DOOM.
Hypothetical: If Pam Bondi regularly wore the symbol of DOOM’s faith around her neck while she provides cover for the name under this redaction, DOOM might find a reason to speak out against it.
But that’s DOOM.
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
DOOM has been pondering the phrase ‘right side of history.’
Hypothetical: If Pam Bondi regularly wore the symbol of DOOM’s faith around her neck while she provides cover for the name under this redaction, DOOM might find a reason to speak out against it.
But that’s DOOM.
Hypothetical: If Pam Bondi regularly wore the symbol of DOOM’s faith around her neck while she provides cover for the name under this redaction, DOOM might find a reason to speak out against it.
But that’s DOOM.