"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"

Also, asking homeowners for permission would kill the burglary industry.

Bentancur is conscious and talking and has gone to hospital for further checks.

#WeatherTop10
Day 3.

🎶 When you’re with me it’s always summer🎶

Don’t Falter- Mint Royale ft Lauren Laverne

youtu.be/tX1DWlKmMoE?...

“From three friends in high places to essentially zero is quite the feat of statecraft.”

Ouch. Janah Ganesh in FT today:

How Britain squandered the best hand in the world on.ft.com/3AP6eOO

Your regular reminder that Gabriel Batistuta’s right foot was an instrument of doom.

Who’s your favourite Beatle: Jack Douglas, Charles Bronson, Rodney Bewes, or Richard O’Sullivan?

These were the exact words of my first post on twitter, 11 years ago 🤣🤣🤣

So there's a lot of this this morning, the people who ruined Twitter attempting to do the same over here. Just block them. You'll never have to think of them again.

This celebration meant you’d just witnessed a beautiful act of violence on a football pitch.

#SerieA #calcio #Fiorentina #viola