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Geoffrey Conley
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They/them pronoun user living in Seattle.

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Sounds like you found a person in an alleyway—which based on the press release seems to have only been fenced off on one side—then went to harass that person.

After harassing, you say you saw a dime bag. Not the axe in your headline. A dime bag. The rest is a tale as old as time.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Okay this person admittedly looks a bit less 1960s FBI from the other side
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
At the risk of stating the obvious, Smith Tower is on the 500 block of 2nd Ave, not Yesler Way. 500 Yesler is almost a quarter mile uphill from Smith Tower, and the 500 block doesn’t really seem to have many alleyways…

Where exactly did this happen SPD?
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Hey I’m still wondering how much these “retail theft operations” are costing?

spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/10/28/r...
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ya seems fake. Here’s the White House website.
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Okay this is officially the best thing I’ve read today:

‘The technique proves a backdoor "to provide partial oxygen support while allowing the lungs to rest," he added.’
October 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@404media.bsky.social’s spectacular podcast title jumping to the top of my queue… it’s intentional right?
January 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Based on a quick Google, I have a guess that the OP meant C-Suite jobs.

According to an Investopedia page updated July 2024, “men still constitute 72% of the C-suite.” Seems like a reasonable enough proxy for “best jobs” to me.

www.investopedia.com/corporate-le...
December 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
NYT is telling us with a straight face here that 60% women is “significantly skewed” and that the “trend is clear.”

White men really didn’t mind when it was 100% white men at universities. Now there are like 500 more women than men at a small school and they’re offended.
December 28, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I was this many years old when I learned that Congress could pass stuff by yelling “yea” enough. We still do that??

Allow Me to Retort by @elienyc.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Apparently the kid actually did not get into UCLA (or USC) lol

Given then she thinks “Ivy League” schools are apparently “festering hive[s] of gender orcs, Hamas kids, Jew haters, Trump haters, white haters, communists, and nonbinary furries” I think everyone is probably okay with that
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
FWIW Sinema was running against Martha McSally when elected in 2018. I voted for Sinema in that general election, and I'd do it again if it were the same situation. That race was NASTY to watch living in AZ.

The unfortunate reality is that Arizona is not an ally.
December 11, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Things I love about Safari on desktop. Day #1!

It's actually easy to set Safari to open the browser in a "Private" window by default. I don't need cookies or history longer than a session--delete that junk!S
December 9, 2024 at 5:37 AM
No data is being deleted, right? This isn’t covering anything up. Any seizure backed by an appropriate legal process should allow access to this data through cooperation with the device’s owner.

How is the behavior described here any different than what cops are doing?
November 9, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I was in Flagstaff at the time, and what a beautiful group it was. Incredibly saddened to be back here, and maybe worse off, again a few years later.
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Thinking about many of my favorite images from the 2016 Women's March.
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Yes there is!!
September 29, 2024 at 1:40 AM
The report suggests, based on Census data, that the population in most of these neighborhoods is over 50% white. Chinatown International District neighborhood does not match that trend in census data, but the report suggests it for all other proposed neighborhoods.
September 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Forgive me for not trusting that Seattle’s proposed CCTV pilot will be “data-informed” enough to avoid racial biases, when the following paragraph claims that the cameras will only “record people who choose to be in a public place where the technologies are being used.”

#Seattle #SPD #Surveillance
September 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Seriously though, how am I supposed to read this??
September 20, 2024 at 6:14 AM
See ya later #Flagstaff! I'm so ready to get back home to #Seattle
September 13, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Video!! I mean obviously the first thing I HAVE to post is a video or the Seattle lightrail train. Love you, train!
September 12, 2024 at 11:48 PM
#cat photo as promised. Meet Artemis!
September 12, 2024 at 1:11 AM