Geoffrey Conley
@geoffreyconley.xyz
They/them pronoun user living in Seattle.
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Sounds like you found a person in an alleyway—which based on the press release seems to have only been fenced off on one side—then went to harass that person.
After harassing, you say you saw a dime bag. Not the axe in your headline. A dime bag. The rest is a tale as old as time.
After harassing, you say you saw a dime bag. Not the axe in your headline. A dime bag. The rest is a tale as old as time.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Sounds like you found a person in an alleyway—which based on the press release seems to have only been fenced off on one side—then went to harass that person.
After harassing, you say you saw a dime bag. Not the axe in your headline. A dime bag. The rest is a tale as old as time.
After harassing, you say you saw a dime bag. Not the axe in your headline. A dime bag. The rest is a tale as old as time.
Regardless of the location details though, y’all are really burying the lede here. This is such small potatoes shit. I hope you’re embarrassed publishing it and pretending you’re not trying to provoke a baseless panic.
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Regardless of the location details though, y’all are really burying the lede here. This is such small potatoes shit. I hope you’re embarrassed publishing it and pretending you’re not trying to provoke a baseless panic.
Okay this person admittedly looks a bit less 1960s FBI from the other side
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Okay this person admittedly looks a bit less 1960s FBI from the other side
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Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
At the risk of stating the obvious, Smith Tower is on the 500 block of 2nd Ave, not Yesler Way. 500 Yesler is almost a quarter mile uphill from Smith Tower, and the 500 block doesn’t really seem to have many alleyways…
Where exactly did this happen SPD?
Where exactly did this happen SPD?
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
At the risk of stating the obvious, Smith Tower is on the 500 block of 2nd Ave, not Yesler Way. 500 Yesler is almost a quarter mile uphill from Smith Tower, and the 500 block doesn’t really seem to have many alleyways…
Where exactly did this happen SPD?
Where exactly did this happen SPD?
“Wont consider” is such a misleading way to phrase this headline.
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Wont consider” is such a misleading way to phrase this headline.
kids: what are pronouns?
teachers: well there’s they, them, she, he—
kids: I think we get it.
teachers: well there’s they, them, she, he—
kids: I think we get it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
kids: what are pronouns?
teachers: well there’s they, them, she, he—
kids: I think we get it.
teachers: well there’s they, them, she, he—
kids: I think we get it.
Even if they didn’t know what pronouns were in a grammar sense, I imagine providing a list with social context is probably a pretty solid way of starting to teach it?
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Even if they didn’t know what pronouns were in a grammar sense, I imagine providing a list with social context is probably a pretty solid way of starting to teach it?
Ya seems fake. Here’s the White House website.
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ya seems fake. Here’s the White House website.
So “demolished areas,” “asbestos” and the other key really bad phrases are all notably a different font size and have messed up spacing. This is a joke ya?
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So “demolished areas,” “asbestos” and the other key really bad phrases are all notably a different font size and have messed up spacing. This is a joke ya?
At least the precious toothpaste is locked away… wouldn’t want it to be $410. Or is that Target?
October 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
At least the precious toothpaste is locked away… wouldn’t want it to be $410. Or is that Target?
Anyone know how to contact Seattle chapter of Antifa these days? I need to update my membership card with my new hair color.
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Anyone know how to contact Seattle chapter of Antifa these days? I need to update my membership card with my new hair color.
As if it wasn’t already obvious that the problem is much deeper and systemic than any one leader, Barnes seemingly went out of his way to confirm it.
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As if it wasn’t already obvious that the problem is much deeper and systemic than any one leader, Barnes seemingly went out of his way to confirm it.
Good lord “lack of comprehensive input from those involved in employee assignments” is such a “let me throw y’all under the bus” kind of an excuse.
October 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Good lord “lack of comprehensive input from those involved in employee assignments” is such a “let me throw y’all under the bus” kind of an excuse.