This reminds me of a great quote.

“No one has ever seen statuary marble armrests before.”

-Abraham Lincoln

Right…nowhere near as skilled as billionaires are.

lol…wut?

I guess when your target audience is fake blue checks on twitter, you can get away with this nonsense most of the time, and so are surprised when anyone with half a brain calls you out for being full of shit.

No, he definitely is. It’s also patently obvious that the state of is Israel has committed genocide, and it it’s not antisemitic to say so.

I’m a Jew and Bibi is a war criminal. Fuck off.

So this is really your thing now? Post some shitty take every so often, then whine when you get called out on it? Just stay on twitter and enjoy bantering with the fake blue check ass-lickers, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of here.

If Walgreens was such a shitty business before being bought by Sycamore, why did it pay out more than $80M in CEO compensation the previous five years?

Funny…I was told Trump had defeated ISIS years ago.

Cool. It must kill you that Placido Polanco isn’t on the ballot.

Tears in my eyes.

Would have been funny if it crushed the McDonalds.

Pretty sure he’s saying that if people can’t act like racist, sexist assholes, it’ll be the end of humanity.

Oddly enough, that’s also what he had for dinner last night. Apparently recommended (and made) by RFK Jr.

gay-MOOT, right? Or is it JA-moo?

Man, what an asshole.

Shoot…forgot Cone and El Duque, who I’d put 4th and 7th, respectively.

Top 10 (in order):

Straw
Granderson
Soto
Cano
Rickey
Doc
Beltran
Randolph
Sheffield
Mazzilli