Geoff Silver
@geoffsilver.bsky.social
Twitter expat. Ex-baseball FOT, management consultant, and finance guy. Now builder of the impossible.
“I don’t speak fluent Spanish” may well be the greatest understatement in human history.
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
“I don’t speak fluent Spanish” may well be the greatest understatement in human history.
How about all them nannies? Did they leave with you, too?
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
How about all them nannies? Did they leave with you, too?
Just to put this expectations reset into perspective: It took 55 years to go from the first passenger flight to the moon (with the computing power of a $10 calculator), and now, 56 years later, this super-genius is pushing to get back to the moon.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Just to put this expectations reset into perspective: It took 55 years to go from the first passenger flight to the moon (with the computing power of a $10 calculator), and now, 56 years later, this super-genius is pushing to get back to the moon.
The bushes are on the field!!!
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
The bushes are on the field!!!
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"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.
Rendering for the new Kennedy Center just dropped!
North Korea intensifies prep for Party Congress at likely venue in Pyongyang | NK PRO www.nknews.org/pro/north-ko...
North Korea intensifies prep for Party Congress at likely venue in Pyongyang | NK PRO
Preparations for North Korea’s Ninth Party Congress have ramped up at the Pyongyang venue typically used for the event, according to NK Pro analysis of satellite imagery, while troop marching and airc...
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February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Rendering for the new Kennedy Center just dropped!
Ah yes, the Excel master who thinks you can cut drug prices by 800%.
Bongino: "Mr President, I want to thank you for the opportunity. The past year has been absolutely incredible and you’re a results guy. You’re a spreadsheets guy... It was you so refreshing to work for someone who but cares about the numbers. It's probably your business background. But amazing job."
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Ah yes, the Excel master who thinks you can cut drug prices by 800%.
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If there's anything in the world that should keep Americans from being arrogant and obnoxious it's the fact that our entire Constitutional Order was destroyed by a pants-shitting imbecile in the space of a year.
February 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
If there's anything in the world that should keep Americans from being arrogant and obnoxious it's the fact that our entire Constitutional Order was destroyed by a pants-shitting imbecile in the space of a year.
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The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
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Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new tone you're looking for? Well listen to this:
Trump: “Agitator and, perhaps, insurrectionist, Alex Pretti’s stock has gone way down with the just released video of him screaming and spitting in the face of a very calm and under control ICE Officer, and then crazily kicking in a new and very expensive government vehicle, so hard and violent.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new tone you're looking for? Well listen to this:
You can tell by the shape of @hubermanlab.com’s cranium that he’s a racist piece of shit. The awful facial hair is also a dead giveaway.
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
You can tell by the shape of @hubermanlab.com’s cranium that he’s a racist piece of shit. The awful facial hair is also a dead giveaway.
Trump isn’t the captain — he’s the iceberg.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Trump isn’t the captain — he’s the iceberg.
So when does Hoosiers 2 come out?
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
So when does Hoosiers 2 come out?
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We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King.
This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.
This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.
Footage shows Danish troops arriving in Greenland as part of a new military deployment. Among the personnel who landed on the island is Major General Peter H. Boysen, Chief of the Danish Army Command. #Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King.
This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.
This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.
He’s definitely getting this reframed without the bottom two windows.
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
He’s definitely getting this reframed without the bottom two windows.
I just can’t believe RFK Jr. couldn’t save Scott Adams.
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I just can’t believe RFK Jr. couldn’t save Scott Adams.
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This is the first time Scott Adams made me laugh.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is the first time Scott Adams made me laugh.
Your poor planning isn’t my emergency.
Trump, if the Supreme Court rules against his emergency powers-fueled tariffs: “WE'RE SCREWED!”
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Your poor planning isn’t my emergency.
Say “cheese,” motherfucker.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Say “cheese,” motherfucker.
Apparently John Fisher was too cheap to help pay for the ballroom.
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Apparently John Fisher was too cheap to help pay for the ballroom.
Well, a promise is a promise.
Q: Are you going to approve the sale of F-35s to Turkey?
TRUMP: We're thinking about it very seriously. I promise they'll never use them on Israel
TRUMP: We're thinking about it very seriously. I promise they'll never use them on Israel
December 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Well, a promise is a promise.
How the hell does Brennan do this rather than resign?
BRENNAN: This isn't everything you asked for just yet, but would you acknowledge that they are complying with the spirit if not the intent of your law?
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How the hell does Brennan do this rather than resign?
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Sadly, most people believe this.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sadly, most people believe this.
Look, it’s me—plus my amazing wife!
Rockette who went viral for her audition at 7 months pregnant reveals the story behind the video
Rockette who went viral for her audition at 7 months pregnant reveals the story behind the video
Former Rockette Alina Silver posted a throwback video of her audition for the iconic dance company while seven and a half months pregnant -- and it quickly went viral with a combined 11.7 million views on TikTok and Instagram.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Look, it’s me—plus my amazing wife!