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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:

1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
It’s about time England got colonized for a change
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Coming soon: “The Unconstitutional Grand Jury,” by Randy Barnett and Ilan Wurman, published in the spring edition of the Prager University Journal of Law, Podcasting, and Race Science/MAHA Roadkill Cookbook.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
That’s right
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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This ICE violence is a block and a half away from the Saint Paul Curling Club, where Rich Ruohonen (the curler in the above video) is based. This ethnic cleansing campaign has not stopped, and is endangering all of our lives.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Ramadan and Lent starting on the same day next week is going to be disastrous for the Catholic agenda because the Muslims are just going to wreck our shit. Complaining about not eating chocolate for 40 days while they go without food or drink from sunup to sundown, embarrassing.
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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They closed the airspace because the military was flying shit where they weren't supposed to and not tellimg anyone about it, so the FAA put up the TFR to keep civil traffic from running into it. Honestly I think the FAA made the right move here and most blame should go to the DoD.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Bluesky in a nutshell.

Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
What’s the Matter With Spurs?
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Penguin eyes all red
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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Oh my god?
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Penguin eyes all red
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
The news that @hustlebelt.bsky.social has been shut down got me to search for this jerk. IIRC two others were Xeni Jardin and Michael Avenatti. Can’t remember who the fourth was.
Jim Bankoff is one of like four people who blocked me on Twitter
Vox Media Union statement on today's devastating round of layoffs at Eater. We stand with all of our wonderful colleagues. #solidarityforever #unionstrong #1u
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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The greed of fascism is being handed the architects of Iran-Contra and ignoring their advice on how to evade democratic accountability
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Liam couldn’t be at the Super Bowl because he‘s in hiding
"Liam and his family are sequestered during this time," Kristen Stuenkel, a spokeswoman for the Columbia Heights Public Schools district said in a statement about Liam Conejo Ramos. She said Superintendent Zena Stenvik has indication the child was not Liam www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
The latest: ICE’s top prosecutor in MN retires; Homeland Security defends conditions at Whipple
DHS pushed back on Rep. Kelly Morrison’s characterization of poor conditions for detainees at the Fort Snelling federal building.
www.startribune.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Yikes on bikes
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
again: Pope Leo place all DHS personnel under particular interdict challenge
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
there are Miami-OU tickets for this Friday's game on StubHub asking $378/seat
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
MULTIPLE TIMES?????
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Ryan Day wishing he had this guy on the line against the Canes
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Fuck Discord I’m going back to ICQ
Fuck discord, I'm going back to Trillian
Fuck discord, I’m going back to AIM.
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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with respect to every other outlet, no one has done a better job at covering the cultural impact of Bad Bunny before AND after his Super Bowl performance better than @latimes.com De los section. Here’s a thread, starting with this thoughtful essay on Ricky Martin

www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
Essay: Ricky Martin's Super Bowl performance was an act of justice for the 1990s
Though it lasted only 30 seconds, Martin's Super Bowl moment was a symbolic demonstration of how far Latin music has come in the United States.
www.latimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM