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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
I had to explain to my kids that their grandpa died, explaining that gay or lesbian or trans or queer people exist is easy mode
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I had to explain to my kids that their grandpa died, explaining that gay or lesbian or trans or queer people exist is easy mode
KIDS: place your bets on how many days Jake can hold out alone in the abandoned grocery store earning $1,000 a day with offer code DYSTOPIA
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
KIDS: place your bets on how many days Jake can hold out alone in the abandoned grocery store earning $1,000 a day with offer code DYSTOPIA
Capping off a shitty week with the excellent news that YOUR Miami RedHawks are the last undefeated men’s basketball team!
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Capping off a shitty week with the excellent news that YOUR Miami RedHawks are the last undefeated men’s basketball team!
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
On the ground at LAX. Will be happy to be home again.
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
On the ground at LAX. Will be happy to be home again.
Okay, I’m now sold on MAC expansion. @mattbrown.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Okay, I’m now sold on MAC expansion. @mattbrown.bsky.social
When the Spelling Bee wasn’t an old EDSBS commenter
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
When the Spelling Bee wasn’t an old EDSBS commenter
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It must suck to see such genuine expression of love and joy but can’t participate in it because you can’t like anything good and have to pretend to like Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It must suck to see such genuine expression of love and joy but can’t participate in it because you can’t like anything good and have to pretend to like Kid Rock
Ken White is Don Cherry, confirmed
Brb asking kid3 why Chinese people hate hockey and want to destroy It
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Ken White is Don Cherry, confirmed
How much is crypto giving Swalwell? www.latimes.com/california/s...
Schiff endorses Swalwell for California governor
Sen. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) has endorsed Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Dublin) for California governor.
www.latimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
How much is crypto giving Swalwell? www.latimes.com/california/s...
Hey @bubbaprog.xyz you will be pleased to know the East End Cafe appears to still be going strong
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Hey @bubbaprog.xyz you will be pleased to know the East End Cafe appears to still be going strong
Well this is depressing
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Well this is depressing
If you’re going to read literally any national paper on Latino issues, read the LA Times.
It really is embarrassing.
The LAT, for all its problems, knows its city and the people in it.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
The LAT, for all its problems, knows its city and the people in it.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If you’re going to read literally any national paper on Latino issues, read the LA Times.
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The kids went sledding today for the first time! Thanks to @kaseykelly.bsky.social for hosting us in his backyard and feeding us chili and grilled cheese. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The kids went sledding today for the first time! Thanks to @kaseykelly.bsky.social for hosting us in his backyard and feeding us chili and grilled cheese. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
Or, hear me out, you could simply do your own legal work
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Or, hear me out, you could simply do your own legal work
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Sam Darnold, who barely played in 2022-23 (seven total starts), has been party to 34 wins since leaving the Jets in 2021. The Jets have 26 wins since 2021
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Sam Darnold, who barely played in 2022-23 (seven total starts), has been party to 34 wins since leaving the Jets in 2021. The Jets have 26 wins since 2021
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
You, a philistine: OMG PEDRO PASCAL
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
You, a philistine: OMG PEDRO PASCAL
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
The kids went sledding today for the first time! Thanks to @kaseykelly.bsky.social for hosting us in his backyard and feeding us chili and grilled cheese. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The kids went sledding today for the first time! Thanks to @kaseykelly.bsky.social for hosting us in his backyard and feeding us chili and grilled cheese. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
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Michael Dickson has what must be the best punting performance in Super Bowl history:
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Michael Dickson has what must be the best punting performance in Super Bowl history:
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
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i think we should let Claude handle these peoples autonomic breathing and involuntary respiration and whatnot. we are replacing your lungs with a claude machine my man, you are in the future now
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
i think we should let Claude handle these peoples autonomic breathing and involuntary respiration and whatnot. we are replacing your lungs with a claude machine my man, you are in the future now
TFW your late father has a PhD in medieval history with a focus on the Church
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
TFW your late father has a PhD in medieval history with a focus on the Church
It was not. Instead the toddler somehow managed to unlock it from the inside herself after 40 minutes.
Say what you will about my dad but the answer to our problem is surely in here somewhere
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
It was not. Instead the toddler somehow managed to unlock it from the inside herself after 40 minutes.