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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
You, a philistine: OMG PEDRO PASCAL
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
You, a philistine: OMG PEDRO PASCAL
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
Me, a sophisticate: OMG VILLA’S TACOS
The kids went sledding today for the first time! Thanks to @kaseykelly.bsky.social for hosting us in his backyard and feeding us chili and grilled cheese. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The kids went sledding today for the first time! Thanks to @kaseykelly.bsky.social for hosting us in his backyard and feeding us chili and grilled cheese. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
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Michael Dickson has what must be the best punting performance in Super Bowl history:
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Michael Dickson has what must be the best punting performance in Super Bowl history:
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
7 punts, 47.9 average yardage
3 downed inside the 6-yard line
Only two returned, for four total yards
Multiple good holds on bad kicking snaps
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i think we should let Claude handle these peoples autonomic breathing and involuntary respiration and whatnot. we are replacing your lungs with a claude machine my man, you are in the future now
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
i think we should let Claude handle these peoples autonomic breathing and involuntary respiration and whatnot. we are replacing your lungs with a claude machine my man, you are in the future now
TFW your late father has a PhD in medieval history with a focus on the Church
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
TFW your late father has a PhD in medieval history with a focus on the Church
It was not. Instead the toddler somehow managed to unlock it from the inside herself after 40 minutes.
Say what you will about my dad but the answer to our problem is surely in here somewhere
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
It was not. Instead the toddler somehow managed to unlock it from the inside herself after 40 minutes.
Say what you will about my dad but the answer to our problem is surely in here somewhere
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Say what you will about my dad but the answer to our problem is surely in here somewhere
Meanwhile the 2yo has locked herself in the back bathroom and no one can find the key
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Meanwhile the 2yo has locked herself in the back bathroom and no one can find the key
35 minutes of game time and the score is NFL teams 12, Bad Bunny 7
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
35 minutes of game time and the score is NFL teams 12, Bad Bunny 7
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Lmao alright man
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Lmao alright man
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
My mom pointed out (accurately I think) that the show was far more impressive on TV than it may have been in stadium because it was very clearly staged for cameras, and perfectly executed
The camerawork in that show, much less for a live event, was just insane
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
My mom pointed out (accurately I think) that the show was far more impressive on TV than it may have been in stadium because it was very clearly staged for cameras, and perfectly executed
FWIW the boomer reaction (my mom, aunt, and uncle) is “This was just fine, my only complaint is I wish there were some subtitles, it was otherwise really impressive”
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
FWIW the boomer reaction (my mom, aunt, and uncle) is “This was just fine, my only complaint is I wish there were some subtitles, it was otherwise really impressive”
This halftime show absolutely rules
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This halftime show absolutely rules
RICKY MARTIN
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
RICKY MARTIN
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when is bad bunny gonna call drake a pedophile?
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
when is bad bunny gonna call drake a pedophile?
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Unlike anyone watching this game
Super close, but looks like it touched grass
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Unlike anyone watching this game
Gonzalez for MVP no matter who wins
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Gonzalez for MVP no matter who wins
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
Paul Grewal gave up a judgeship for this
That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Paul Grewal gave up a judgeship for this
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hack it so that it only shows that Dunkin ad on repeat
Hope every ICE agent's Super Bowl feed goes out tonight
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
hack it so that it only shows that Dunkin ad on repeat