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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
I mean, you *could* just have the kid who takes photos for the yearbook take a team photo after the game. (I know he did, because a teacher posted it.) But no, let’s not give that kid credit, let’s have an AI monstrosity.
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I mean, you *could* just have the kid who takes photos for the yearbook take a team photo after the game. (I know he did, because a teacher posted it.) But no, let’s not give that kid credit, let’s have an AI monstrosity.
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California's attorney general has opened a civil rights investigation into delayed evacuations during the deadly Eaton fire. The investigation comes after @latimes.com reporting revealed that people in west Altadena received late evacuation alerts @grace2e.bsky.social www.latimes.com/california/s...
California launches civil rights probe into botched evacuations in historically Black Altadena
California Atty. Gen. Rob Bonta announced an investigation into potential civil rights violations during the emergency response to the Eaton fire. West Altadena, a historically Black community, receiv...
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February 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
California's attorney general has opened a civil rights investigation into delayed evacuations during the deadly Eaton fire. The investigation comes after @latimes.com reporting revealed that people in west Altadena received late evacuation alerts @grace2e.bsky.social www.latimes.com/california/s...
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
Not the point but like obviously this stuff would be stepped on before being sold?
"That's 1.7 billion lives that are saved because of the work that they do."
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Not the point but like obviously this stuff would be stepped on before being sold?
Trying to figure out good OC/SoCal groups to donate to for rapid legal response to ICE kidnappings. Anyone got ideas?
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Trying to figure out good OC/SoCal groups to donate to for rapid legal response to ICE kidnappings. Anyone got ideas?
The big-spending Dodgers are ruining baseball
Dodgers extended Max Muncy for $7 million in 2027 plus a $10 million club option for 2028
That means every player in the lineup (plus the top six in the starting rotation and top 2 in the bullpen) are signed through at least 2027
That means every player in the lineup (plus the top six in the starting rotation and top 2 in the bullpen) are signed through at least 2027
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The big-spending Dodgers are ruining baseball
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As expected. Kiké Hernandez announces he’s re-signing with the Dodgers.
It should be made official tomorrow when the team reports to camp and can transfer someone to 60-day IL to clear a 40 man roster spot for him:
It should be made official tomorrow when the team reports to camp and can transfer someone to 60-day IL to clear a 40 man roster spot for him:
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Again: Pope Leo put all DHS personnel under particular interdict challenge
“the Knox County jail is not allowing clergy to make ministerial visits to ICE detainees”
etcatholic.org/2026/02/kchs...
etcatholic.org/2026/02/kchs...
Knoxville Catholic High School parent detained in ICE enforcement actions
en español Immigrant community unsure of proper steps By The East Tennessee Catholic On the morning of Jan. 28, the father of a Knoxville Catholic High School student, whose family has asked to rem…
etcatholic.org
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Again: Pope Leo put all DHS personnel under particular interdict challenge
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Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Drag every one of these monsters into the public eye
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Drag every one of these monsters into the public eye
Thanks Meta AI
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Thanks Meta AI
A tip for #appellatesky lawyers who might practice in CA state courts: that rule about having a separate table of contents heading for each point of law is serious stuff.
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 AM
A tip for #appellatesky lawyers who might practice in CA state courts: that rule about having a separate table of contents heading for each point of law is serious stuff.
I went home with one of Dad’s books: Fr. Gustavo Gutiérrez’s A THEOLOGY OF LIBERATION.
TFW your late father has a PhD in medieval history with a focus on the Church
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I went home with one of Dad’s books: Fr. Gustavo Gutiérrez’s A THEOLOGY OF LIBERATION.
There was a great Defector post on this several years back. defector.com/the-money-is...
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
There was a great Defector post on this several years back. defector.com/the-money-is...
Richard Basehart
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Richard Basehart
This is why you used Audiogalaxy (or if you were one of the elect, Oink’s Pink Palace)
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This is why you used Audiogalaxy (or if you were one of the elect, Oink’s Pink Palace)
Can he sing Jeremy Piven? @cbbworld.bsky.social
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Can he sing Jeremy Piven? @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Musical selection on the drive home from Lake Forest with the three younger kids:
Pet Shop Boys - You Were Always on My Mind
Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Fischerspooner - Emerge
Fischerspooner - The 15th
Pantera - Walk
Peppa Pig - Daddy Pig’s a Bit of an Expert
Pet Shop Boys - You Were Always on My Mind
Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Fischerspooner - Emerge
Fischerspooner - The 15th
Pantera - Walk
Peppa Pig - Daddy Pig’s a Bit of an Expert
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Musical selection on the drive home from Lake Forest with the three younger kids:
Pet Shop Boys - You Were Always on My Mind
Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Fischerspooner - Emerge
Fischerspooner - The 15th
Pantera - Walk
Peppa Pig - Daddy Pig’s a Bit of an Expert
Pet Shop Boys - You Were Always on My Mind
Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Fischerspooner - Emerge
Fischerspooner - The 15th
Pantera - Walk
Peppa Pig - Daddy Pig’s a Bit of an Expert
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Cecil B Demented
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Cecil B Demented
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These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”
LinkedIn fam stand up
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
LinkedIn fam stand up
word is he's trying to play for Bama
The San Antonio Spurs and forward Jeremy Sochan have agreed on his release to allow the 2023 All-Rookie team member to become a free agent, sources tell ESPN. Sochan is expected to decide among multiple interested teams.
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
word is he's trying to play for Bama
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She tossed that shit in the trash nooooo
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
She tossed that shit in the trash nooooo