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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 1d

lol, here's some incredible college football content. In the hype video Oregon posted after Penn State, Dan Lanning lectures his team on broken windows theory, but it's pro-breaking windows.

"Each time we get a stop on defense, that's a broken window." www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwSH...

a screencap of Oregon Ducks head coach Dan Lanning standing in front of a projector screen displaying a slideshow. The current slide has a headline "BROKEN WINDOWS THEORY."

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 9m

After what he did to Orion, has anyone checked to see if Pages is a Scorpio

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 19m

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 20m

PAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 22m

Holy shit what a time for the TV to come back

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 26m

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ALT: Brave Why GIF

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28m

Probably a good thing on balance that the TV cut out and I can’t see the Dodgers

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Brett Taylor @brett-taylor.bsky.social · 29m

Reinventing the sport.

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 1h

Also I completely forgot to reset my fantasy lineups and as a result am playing some Giants receiver that’s out. Slayton I think.

Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 1h

TV picked a hell of a time to cut out

Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 2h

#PuigYourFriend
#AINotYourFriend

Judge blasts Yasiel Puig's lawyer for AI faults but considers his argument

The Daily Journal has more journalists covering the California legal profession than any other publication.

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 7h

Good morning @briesmith.xyz

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 7h

This was a relatively common evangelical thing all over, not just in the South

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 8h

Isn't there also some Moonie offshoot sect in PA that uses AR-15s in its services?

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 9h

In SCOCA news, Justice Martin Jenkins is retiring at the end of October, he just announced. He was Newsom's first appointment to the court back in 2020.

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 9h

oh man do you have a copy of the stay application? That would be a delight to read

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 9h

avoid ones who did their training at Vanguard University (there's quite a lot), it's a former Bible college

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 9h

Weird, if not for this post, I never would have known that Jeffrey Epstein introduced Donald to Melania. Great job Trump lawyers!

Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 17h

In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.

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Col. Gustavo Arellano @gustavoarellano.bsky.social · 1d

MY LATEST @latimes.com ‬⁩ COLUMNA: Who knew ICE could be so funny? Just check out videos of their fails. Share, porfas!

Commentary: Who knew ICE could be so funny? Just check out videos of their fails

Crank up the Benny Hill theme song and let the belly laughs commence.

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 10h

Woof.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · Jun 11

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 19h

I wrote a lengthy paper as a final for Law and the Indochina War about how post-My Lai changes to training on the law of war failed to prevent Abu Ghraib. 95% of it was written in the 18 hours before it was due, with me taking a break during that to play beer pong. (With paddles.) Got a B+. LOL AI.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 23h

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 19h

On the off off off chance that any of my followers knew Chris, his memorial is on Monday at Crane’s in DTLA.

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Scott Matla @scottmatla.bsky.social · 22h

Jeter being forced to sit there while Papi and Vladdy scream “DA JANKEES LOSE” over and over again is incredible tv

Eat shit Jeets

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23h

When the Yankees get eliminated

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