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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
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Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Cecil B Demented
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These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
These men out here sending emails from their university accounts being like “hello mr sex crimes I’ve been thinking about it and we should bring back the word shrew ok gotta go to my disciplinary hearing byeee”
LinkedIn fam stand up
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
LinkedIn fam stand up
word is he's trying to play for Bama
The San Antonio Spurs and forward Jeremy Sochan have agreed on his release to allow the 2023 All-Rookie team member to become a free agent, sources tell ESPN. Sochan is expected to decide among multiple interested teams.
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
word is he's trying to play for Bama
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She tossed that shit in the trash nooooo
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
She tossed that shit in the trash nooooo
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both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
One of these days people will stop paying Erick Kardaal to file stupid lawsuits.
7th Cir. holds that an "election integrity organization" (read: Republicans seeking to impose more stringent voter ID and remove people from registration lists) does not have standing to force Wisconsin to change the way it administers federal election law.
media.ca7.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/Opin...
media.ca7.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/Opin...
![Cases involving advocacy groups and intangible injuries are particularly prone to “manufacture[d]” theories of Article III standing. Hippocratic Med., 602 U.S. at 395. The Supreme Court has cautioned us to guard the courthouse gates against procedural injuries masquerading as direct harm. TransUnion, 594 U.S. at 440. Permitting standing for these plaintiffs would ignore this instruction. The district court, then, correctly dismissed this case for lack of standing. The Alliance, Heuer, and Brown have not suffered an intangible injury based on a violation of HAVA’s procedural requirements. And the Alliance cannot establish organizational or associational standing based on the record it has developed in this case.6 AFFIRMED](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:24vva42nxim6zbcmnozegoef/bafkreiejckedaqjegt4drf5vp6wrp2mbdho37fqvwpz3xegubkufocy7em@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
One of these days people will stop paying Erick Kardaal to file stupid lawsuits.
It’s about time England got colonized for a change
Jim Ratcliffe, co-owner of Manchester United Football Club, has praised Reform UK leader Nigel Farage and claimed the U.K. is being “colonized by immigrants.”
Manchester United owner praises Farage during anti-migration diatribe
Businessman Jim Ratcliffe claims Britain has been “colonized by immigrants” and bemoaned “people who take benefits rather than working.”
www.politico.eu
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It’s about time England got colonized for a change
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Coming soon: “The Unconstitutional Grand Jury,” by Randy Barnett and Ilan Wurman, published in the spring edition of the Prager University Journal of Law, Podcasting, and Race Science/MAHA Roadkill Cookbook.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Coming soon: “The Unconstitutional Grand Jury,” by Randy Barnett and Ilan Wurman, published in the spring edition of the Prager University Journal of Law, Podcasting, and Race Science/MAHA Roadkill Cookbook.
That’s right
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
That’s right
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This ICE violence is a block and a half away from the Saint Paul Curling Club, where Rich Ruohonen (the curler in the above video) is based. This ethnic cleansing campaign has not stopped, and is endangering all of our lives.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This ICE violence is a block and a half away from the Saint Paul Curling Club, where Rich Ruohonen (the curler in the above video) is based. This ethnic cleansing campaign has not stopped, and is endangering all of our lives.
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Ramadan and Lent starting on the same day next week is going to be disastrous for the Catholic agenda because the Muslims are just going to wreck our shit. Complaining about not eating chocolate for 40 days while they go without food or drink from sunup to sundown, embarrassing.
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ramadan and Lent starting on the same day next week is going to be disastrous for the Catholic agenda because the Muslims are just going to wreck our shit. Complaining about not eating chocolate for 40 days while they go without food or drink from sunup to sundown, embarrassing.
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They closed the airspace because the military was flying shit where they weren't supposed to and not tellimg anyone about it, so the FAA put up the TFR to keep civil traffic from running into it. Honestly I think the FAA made the right move here and most blame should go to the DoD.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
They closed the airspace because the military was flying shit where they weren't supposed to and not tellimg anyone about it, so the FAA put up the TFR to keep civil traffic from running into it. Honestly I think the FAA made the right move here and most blame should go to the DoD.
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Bluesky in a nutshell.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bluesky in a nutshell.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
What’s the Matter With Spurs?
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
What’s the Matter With Spurs?
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Penguin eyes all red
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Penguin eyes all red
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
This is @streetlightlily.bsky.social erasure
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
This is @streetlightlily.bsky.social erasure
Penguin eyes all red
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Penguin eyes all red
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
Sinister grin like a mean sphinx
The news that @hustlebelt.bsky.social has been shut down got me to search for this jerk. IIRC two others were Xeni Jardin and Michael Avenatti. Can’t remember who the fourth was.
Jim Bankoff is one of like four people who blocked me on Twitter
Vox Media Union statement on today's devastating round of layoffs at Eater. We stand with all of our wonderful colleagues. #solidarityforever #unionstrong #1u
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 AM
The news that @hustlebelt.bsky.social has been shut down got me to search for this jerk. IIRC two others were Xeni Jardin and Michael Avenatti. Can’t remember who the fourth was.
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The greed of fascism is being handed the architects of Iran-Contra and ignoring their advice on how to evade democratic accountability
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The greed of fascism is being handed the architects of Iran-Contra and ignoring their advice on how to evade democratic accountability
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Liam couldn’t be at the Super Bowl because he‘s in hiding
"Liam and his family are sequestered during this time," Kristen Stuenkel, a spokeswoman for the Columbia Heights Public Schools district said in a statement about Liam Conejo Ramos. She said Superintendent Zena Stenvik has indication the child was not Liam www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
The latest: ICE’s top prosecutor in MN retires; Homeland Security defends conditions at Whipple
DHS pushed back on Rep. Kelly Morrison’s characterization of poor conditions for detainees at the Fort Snelling federal building.
www.startribune.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Liam couldn’t be at the Super Bowl because he‘s in hiding
Yikes on bikes
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Yikes on bikes