Mike Ensminger Fan Account
@laplanck.bsky.social
Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Raise hell, praise Dale, eat pie.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Raise hell, praise Dale, eat pie.
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
Why is Perine in the game? Saving Chase Brown?
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why is Perine in the game? Saving Chase Brown?
BENGALS DEFENSE MY GAWD
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
BENGALS DEFENSE MY GAWD
CINCINNATI D MY GOODNESS
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
CINCINNATI D MY GOODNESS
God I missed Burrow
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
God I missed Burrow
Ja’Marr Chase’s favorite dish is mirliton?
/googles furiously
Ah, a regionalism for chayote
/googles furiously
Ah, a regionalism for chayote
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ja’Marr Chase’s favorite dish is mirliton?
/googles furiously
Ah, a regionalism for chayote
/googles furiously
Ah, a regionalism for chayote
What a catch by Hudson!
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What a catch by Hudson!
Our finished setup:
Honeybaked ham
Loaded mashed potatoes from the Honeybaked store
Homemade sage sausage dressing
Red Lobster biscuits
Happy Thanksgiving to all from @tousledpigtails.bsky.social, the kids, and me!
Honeybaked ham
Loaded mashed potatoes from the Honeybaked store
Homemade sage sausage dressing
Red Lobster biscuits
Happy Thanksgiving to all from @tousledpigtails.bsky.social, the kids, and me!
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Our finished setup:
Honeybaked ham
Loaded mashed potatoes from the Honeybaked store
Homemade sage sausage dressing
Red Lobster biscuits
Happy Thanksgiving to all from @tousledpigtails.bsky.social, the kids, and me!
Honeybaked ham
Loaded mashed potatoes from the Honeybaked store
Homemade sage sausage dressing
Red Lobster biscuits
Happy Thanksgiving to all from @tousledpigtails.bsky.social, the kids, and me!
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Bengals Facebook: posts a video of Joe Burrow walking to the locker room
Every comment: saying he either dresses like a f slur or a n slur
Never change, Bengals fans
Every comment: saying he either dresses like a f slur or a n slur
Never change, Bengals fans
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bengals Facebook: posts a video of Joe Burrow walking to the locker room
Every comment: saying he either dresses like a f slur or a n slur
Never change, Bengals fans
Every comment: saying he either dresses like a f slur or a n slur
Never change, Bengals fans
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle!
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle!
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Meanwhile on Zanesville Facebook we have actual wholesome content
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Meanwhile on Zanesville Facebook we have actual wholesome content
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Thanksgiving in New Orleans
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Thanksgiving in New Orleans
Love to cut off the Alcorn State band for a goddamn Starbucks ad, NBC
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Love to cut off the Alcorn State band for a goddamn Starbucks ad, NBC
Okay. Bread’s in the oven for one of two (1.5) things I’m actually cooking. www.seriouseats.com/classic-sage...
Classic Sage and Sausage Stuffing (Dressing) Recipe
Our traditional sausage and sage Thanksgiving stuffing (dressing) owes its perfect custardy texture to oven-dried bread and a base of eggs, broth, and butter.
www.seriouseats.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Okay. Bread’s in the oven for one of two (1.5) things I’m actually cooking. www.seriouseats.com/classic-sage...
They played the dance remix of “What’s Up” at the Macy’s parade and the 7yo said “Hey it’s the He-Man theme!”
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They played the dance remix of “What’s Up” at the Macy’s parade and the 7yo said “Hey it’s the He-Man theme!”
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
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SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
Now that @tousledpigtails.bsky.social and I are raising a theater kid, I feel like we have to take her to shows when they’re in town. Probably gonna buy tickets to this for Christmas.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Now that @tousledpigtails.bsky.social and I are raising a theater kid, I feel like we have to take her to shows when they’re in town. Probably gonna buy tickets to this for Christmas.
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER