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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
More cool old stuff. Hanging on the wall at my house is a 1927 invoice from what was then G.C. Friesinger, Blacksmith, later to become G.C. Friesinger & Son, later to become Friesinger’s, Inc. They stopped shoeing horses a few years later when one injured my great-grandfather (the “& Son”.)
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
More cool old stuff. Hanging on the wall at my house is a 1927 invoice from what was then G.C. Friesinger, Blacksmith, later to become G.C. Friesinger & Son, later to become Friesinger’s, Inc. They stopped shoeing horses a few years later when one injured my great-grandfather (the “& Son”.)
Dad spent his junior year studying in Marburg with a group of guys from Davidson. They became lifelong friends. One came to the funeral today. We knew Dad bought a used motorcycle for that 67-68 school year, but even Mom didn’t have a picture. Well, his friend did. cc @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Dad spent his junior year studying in Marburg with a group of guys from Davidson. They became lifelong friends. One came to the funeral today. We knew Dad bought a used motorcycle for that 67-68 school year, but even Mom didn’t have a picture. Well, his friend did. cc @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
Whatever happens to him is
Never Enough
Never Enough
Disgruntled Ex-Turnstile Guitarist Fired By His New Band For Trashing Turnstile ino.to/Vu8K2AE
Disgruntled Ex-Turnstile Guitarist Fired By His New Band For Trashing Turnstile
Last weekend, Turnstile won their first Grammys, taking home trophies for Best Rock Album and Best Metal Performance. The triumph happened shortly after former Turnstile guitarist Brady Ebert made som...
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February 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Whatever happens to him is
Never Enough
Never Enough
This is entirely too confusing
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is entirely too confusing
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They're talkin' bount the Noles in Milan
February 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
They're talkin' bount the Noles in Milan
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No drama today for America's team, and the Sun Belt could not succeed where the MAC has failed 11 times.
24-0 and hosting Ohio next Friday night.
24-0 and hosting Ohio next Friday night.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
No drama today for America's team, and the Sun Belt could not succeed where the MAC has failed 11 times.
24-0 and hosting Ohio next Friday night.
24-0 and hosting Ohio next Friday night.
Observing the wildlife in Mom’s back yard. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Observing the wildlife in Mom’s back yard. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
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imagining a world where a transfem ski jumper qualifies for the olympics and spawns the most toxic Tucking Discourse you've ever seen in your life
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
imagining a world where a transfem ski jumper qualifies for the olympics and spawns the most toxic Tucking Discourse you've ever seen in your life
ISU holding up one of those Peter Griffin skin color cards next to pictures of Surya Bonaly and Ilia Malinin doing backflips
USA's Ilia Malinin just did a BACKFLIP in the short program.
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
ISU holding up one of those Peter Griffin skin color cards next to pictures of Surya Bonaly and Ilia Malinin doing backflips
It was so cold at the cemetery that the honor guard sent by the Army couldn’t fold the flag correctly to give to mom
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It was so cold at the cemetery that the honor guard sent by the Army couldn’t fold the flag correctly to give to mom
My daughter has been explaining the plot (and associated lore) of Five Nights at Freddy’s to me for 20 minutes straight cc: @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
My daughter has been explaining the plot (and associated lore) of Five Nights at Freddy’s to me for 20 minutes straight cc: @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
Imagine being so scared of Illinois State
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Imagine being so scared of Illinois State
Thank heaven saner heads prevailed in Cleveland.
I can confirm this. The number I specifically heard pitched to CUSA and the MAC was 10 Mil + no rev distribution until the next TV deal. School sources I’ve talked to are skeptical, but not shooting it down.
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Thank heaven saner heads prevailed in Cleveland.
God bless those of you who try to get four kids dressed nicely for church every Sunday. I don’t see how it’s possible. We’re on hour 2.
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
God bless those of you who try to get four kids dressed nicely for church every Sunday. I don’t see how it’s possible. We’re on hour 2.
lol I can’t access my Bsky DMs in Ohio without verifying my age. So if you are someone who has DMed me in the past two days I apologize for not responding
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
lol I can’t access my Bsky DMs in Ohio without verifying my age. So if you are someone who has DMed me in the past two days I apologize for not responding
The boys, who had never seen snow before Wednesday night, are enjoying the snowplow mound in the hotel parking lot. I am supervising. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The boys, who had never seen snow before Wednesday night, are enjoying the snowplow mound in the hotel parking lot. I am supervising. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
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oh my god
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
oh my god
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just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up
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well that’s very specific
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
well that’s very specific
Yes, and?
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
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February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Yes, and?
More old hits: 2000 E3 preview
February 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
More old hits: 2000 E3 preview
When your mom still has the 1990s DC Union Station food court merch in the house
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
When your mom still has the 1990s DC Union Station food court merch in the house
Folks, it is really really weird to go back to the home you grew up in and suddenly your dad just isn’t there any more
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Folks, it is really really weird to go back to the home you grew up in and suddenly your dad just isn’t there any more
Welcome to Zanesville. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Welcome to Zanesville. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
Airport hotel time
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Airport hotel time