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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
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Liam couldn’t be at the Super Bowl because he‘s in hiding
"Liam and his family are sequestered during this time," Kristen Stuenkel, a spokeswoman for the Columbia Heights Public Schools district said in a statement about Liam Conejo Ramos. She said Superintendent Zena Stenvik has indication the child was not Liam www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
The latest: ICE’s top prosecutor in MN retires; Homeland Security defends conditions at Whipple
DHS pushed back on Rep. Kelly Morrison’s characterization of poor conditions for detainees at the Fort Snelling federal building.
www.startribune.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Liam couldn’t be at the Super Bowl because he‘s in hiding
Yikes on bikes
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Yikes on bikes
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again: Pope Leo place all DHS personnel under particular interdict challenge
NEW via me and @alejacorazonhm.bsky.social: Cardinal Blase Cupich, who runs the Archdiocese of Chicago, says that DHS has stopped priests under his purview and demanded proof of citizenship “because of their color.” religionnews.com/2026/02/10/c...
Cardinal Cupich says feds stopped priests, demanded citizenship proof
(RNS) — ‘I’ve had some priests who are of a different color being targeted and arrested — stopped — because of their color and asking them to prove that they’re citizens. That’s not America,’ the Chic...
religionnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
again: Pope Leo place all DHS personnel under particular interdict challenge
there are Miami-OU tickets for this Friday's game on StubHub asking $378/seat
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
there are Miami-OU tickets for this Friday's game on StubHub asking $378/seat
MULTIPLE TIMES?????
James Pearce Jr. 'maintains his innocence' after allegedly crashing into WNBA star's car multiple times
James Pearce Jr. 'maintains his innocence' after allegedly crashing into WNBA star's car multiple times
James Pearce Jr.'s attorney says his client is maintaining his innocence after allegedly intentionally crashing into WNBA player Rickea Jackson's car multiple times.
www.latimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
MULTIPLE TIMES?????
Ryan Day wishing he had this guy on the line against the Canes
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Ryan Day wishing he had this guy on the line against the Canes
Fuck Discord I’m going back to ICQ
Fuck discord, I'm going back to Trillian
Fuck discord, I’m going back to AIM.
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Fuck Discord I’m going back to ICQ
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I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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with respect to every other outlet, no one has done a better job at covering the cultural impact of Bad Bunny before AND after his Super Bowl performance better than @latimes.com De los section. Here’s a thread, starting with this thoughtful essay on Ricky Martin
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
Essay: Ricky Martin's Super Bowl performance was an act of justice for the 1990s
Though it lasted only 30 seconds, Martin's Super Bowl moment was a symbolic demonstration of how far Latin music has come in the United States.
www.latimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
with respect to every other outlet, no one has done a better job at covering the cultural impact of Bad Bunny before AND after his Super Bowl performance better than @latimes.com De los section. Here’s a thread, starting with this thoughtful essay on Ricky Martin
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
Tim Rose Miami R-slurs >>> Tom Osborne Nebraska Cornhuskers, confirmed
thinking about Barry Sanders’ 1988 game log, staring blankly into the middle distance for a long time
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Tim Rose Miami R-slurs >>> Tom Osborne Nebraska Cornhuskers, confirmed
ICE has signed a lease for space in the PwC-branded building right by the 405 between MacArthur and Von Karman in Irvine. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social @omrimarian.bsky.social
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, monthslong expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
ICE has signed a lease for space in the PwC-branded building right by the 405 between MacArthur and Von Karman in Irvine. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social @omrimarian.bsky.social
NFL redoing the playoff so that NFC South teams aren’t guaranteed a spot in the hope of boosting ratings
NEW: Story and some analysis on the NBC's Super Bowl rating of 124.9M, down a couple of million from Fox's record last year. From the team of @danshanoff.bsky.social and me
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
Super Bowl LX draws 124.9 million viewers, down slightly from 2025
The game peaked with 137.8 million viewers in the second quarter, the most-watched moment in U.S. television history.
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
NFL redoing the playoff so that NFC South teams aren’t guaranteed a spot in the hope of boosting ratings
Pope Leo put the employees of DHS under particular interdict challenge
HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Pope Leo put the employees of DHS under particular interdict challenge
Tired: 14 degrees in Ohio
Wired: whatever fresh hell is about to fall from the sky in California
Wired: whatever fresh hell is about to fall from the sky in California
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Tired: 14 degrees in Ohio
Wired: whatever fresh hell is about to fall from the sky in California
Wired: whatever fresh hell is about to fall from the sky in California
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I’m going to be honest: I don’t think this market was ever a very good predictor of whether Jesus will return before 2027
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I’m going to be honest: I don’t think this market was ever a very good predictor of whether Jesus will return before 2027
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"For once in my life, I can let people come to me with pitches about why they think they’d be perfect for me, rather than messaging with matches who didn’t even bother to read my profile."
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Tinder Hasn’t Worked, So I’m Putting Myself on Zillow
After a decade on dating apps, I’ve decided to enter a different market. This is why I’m listing myself on Zillow until I find a good match—which, ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"For once in my life, I can let people come to me with pitches about why they think they’d be perfect for me, rather than messaging with matches who didn’t even bother to read my profile."
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This sucks man
15 years is a long time to be in one place in the sports media industry. Unfortunately, we have been told our time at SB Nation is coming to an end.
Thank you so much for following us, and please read our statement below:
www.hustlebelt.com/site-notes-o...
Thank you so much for following us, and please read our statement below:
www.hustlebelt.com/site-notes-o...
About the future of Hustle Belt
Hope or despair, it’s all in our hold.
www.hustlebelt.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This sucks man
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"Santos" is pruning grapevines so that his company will again have a good harvest. "I've worked under a UFW contract for 28 years. Our contract provides us benefits such as family health insurance, bonuses, an annual raise, and seniority. Con la unión se vive mejor!" #WeFeedYou
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"Santos" is pruning grapevines so that his company will again have a good harvest. "I've worked under a UFW contract for 28 years. Our contract provides us benefits such as family health insurance, bonuses, an annual raise, and seniority. Con la unión se vive mejor!" #WeFeedYou
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This is what ICE looks like
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is what ICE looks like
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I had to explain to my kids that their grandpa died, explaining that gay or lesbian or trans or queer people exist is easy mode
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I had to explain to my kids that their grandpa died, explaining that gay or lesbian or trans or queer people exist is easy mode
KIDS: place your bets on how many days Jake can hold out alone in the abandoned grocery store earning $1,000 a day with offer code DYSTOPIA
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
KIDS: place your bets on how many days Jake can hold out alone in the abandoned grocery store earning $1,000 a day with offer code DYSTOPIA
Capping off a shitty week with the excellent news that YOUR Miami RedHawks are the last undefeated men’s basketball team!
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Capping off a shitty week with the excellent news that YOUR Miami RedHawks are the last undefeated men’s basketball team!