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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
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Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for:
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.
God bless those of you who try to get four kids dressed nicely for church every Sunday. I don’t see how it’s possible. We’re on hour 2.
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
God bless those of you who try to get four kids dressed nicely for church every Sunday. I don’t see how it’s possible. We’re on hour 2.
lol I can’t access my Bsky DMs in Ohio without verifying my age. So if you are someone who has DMed me in the past two days I apologize for not responding
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
lol I can’t access my Bsky DMs in Ohio without verifying my age. So if you are someone who has DMed me in the past two days I apologize for not responding
The boys, who had never seen snow before Wednesday night, are enjoying the snowplow mound in the hotel parking lot. I am supervising. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The boys, who had never seen snow before Wednesday night, are enjoying the snowplow mound in the hotel parking lot. I am supervising. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
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oh my god
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
oh my god
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just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up
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well that’s very specific
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
well that’s very specific
Yes, and?
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Yes, and?
More old hits: 2000 E3 preview
February 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
More old hits: 2000 E3 preview
When your mom still has the 1990s DC Union Station food court merch in the house
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
When your mom still has the 1990s DC Union Station food court merch in the house
Folks, it is really really weird to go back to the home you grew up in and suddenly your dad just isn’t there any more
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Folks, it is really really weird to go back to the home you grew up in and suddenly your dad just isn’t there any more
Welcome to Zanesville. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Welcome to Zanesville. @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
Airport hotel time
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Airport hotel time
She’s running for governor
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
She’s running for governor
On the ground in Columbus. Let’s go rent a car.
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
On the ground in Columbus. Let’s go rent a car.
Me reading @nhledbetter.bsky.social’s skeets
this is a lot of Japan but I am ready for it
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Me reading @nhledbetter.bsky.social’s skeets
Looked all around CLT for a man in a boat and couldn’t find him, so off to Columbus it is
February 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Looked all around CLT for a man in a boat and couldn’t find him, so off to Columbus it is
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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strom thurmond's filibuster of the civil rights act of 1957 lasted nine whole hours longer than anthony davis's time on the court as a member of the dallas mavericks
i cannot fucking get over trading away the second best player in franchise history for eight hundred and ninety-two minutes of anthony davis
February 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
strom thurmond's filibuster of the civil rights act of 1957 lasted nine whole hours longer than anthony davis's time on the court as a member of the dallas mavericks
Yeah, John Morgan, I had to change my toddler after she pooped
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Yeah, John Morgan, I had to change my toddler after she pooped
Anyone have Charlotte airport tips? We have a 3 hour layover before our flight to Columbus.
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Anyone have Charlotte airport tips? We have a 3 hour layover before our flight to Columbus.
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whoever called it a hurdy-gurdy should get to name more things
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
whoever called it a hurdy-gurdy should get to name more things
Sounds to me like if people keep up with the whistles, ICE will continue showing it can’t even pacify Minneapolis let alone the nation
Border czar Tom Homan said a drawdown of federal agents will be tied to an end to civil disruption involving community members against Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Customs and Border Protection officers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Sounds to me like if people keep up with the whistles, ICE will continue showing it can’t even pacify Minneapolis let alone the nation
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ALLOWS California to use a new, voter-approved congressional map in this year’s midterm elections. The map was drawn to give Democrats enough new U.S. House seats to offset Republican gains in Texas. #SCOTUS
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ALLOWS California to use a new, voter-approved congressional map in this year’s midterm elections. The map was drawn to give Democrats enough new U.S. House seats to offset Republican gains in Texas. #SCOTUS
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*SUPREME COURT ALLOWS NEW CALIFORNIA VOTING MAP FOR MIDTERMS
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
*SUPREME COURT ALLOWS NEW CALIFORNIA VOTING MAP FOR MIDTERMS
Airplane rules are in effect. ALL THE CLUB SODA
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Airplane rules are in effect. ALL THE CLUB SODA