jigsaw: YOU HAVE WASTED THE PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE. YOU NEVER LIVED UP TO ANYONES EXPECTATIONS. YOUR "NOVEL" IS TRASH. YOUR FACE IS PUFFY
you: are you going somewhere with this
jigsaw: NO. I THOUGHT GOING NOWHERE WOULD FEEL FAMILIAR TO YOU

idk "northern lion" is a pretty old testament epithet

while he's mid-mog between two low-tier normies at golgotha

and without any particularly weird letters. gar's laughs-per-scrabble-point is hard to beat

I want to make a joke but my brain got stuck on the inherent comedy of the word 'gargle' and that's all I've got. sorry

wow. implying there's something wrong with america's sweetheart

never have I wanted an mtv unplugged more

bryan's song

this is why only jimmy carter clears the moral presidency bar (knowing that being president means you're going to hell and you've got the rest of your life to work that debt off) and he only managed by tripping over the damn thing

at a certain point you just feel nostalgic for their ability to work up the nerve to assassinate the president

that's a big swing, we can probably capture some of that value on the prediction markets

is this better or worse than when they were sending push notifications about crypto

idea for next year: super bowl party risotto bar