George
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George
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for I am a rain dog too
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we left with all of my children, who spent only a brief stint in the House of Pain
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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jigsaw: YOU HAVE WASTED THE PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE. YOU NEVER LIVED UP TO ANYONES EXPECTATIONS. YOUR "NOVEL" IS TRASH. YOUR FACE IS PUFFY
you: are you going somewhere with this
jigsaw: NO. I THOUGHT GOING NOWHERE WOULD FEEL FAMILIAR TO YOU
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
idk "northern lion" is a pretty old testament epithet
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
we have fun
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
while he's mid-mog between two low-tier normies at golgotha
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
and without any particularly weird letters. gar's laughs-per-scrabble-point is hard to beat
February 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I want to make a joke but my brain got stuck on the inherent comedy of the word 'gargle' and that's all I've got. sorry
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
wow. implying there's something wrong with america's sweetheart
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
blue jean baby
la lady
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Outside of divisional and conference reasons I'll never forgive the Patriots for what they did to Raiden. He was only a child.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
never have I wanted an mtv unplugged more
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
bryan's song
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
libertarians saw all the commentators being like "look if you compare the age of consent to the age of the victims it's a stretch to call it 'pedophilia'" and thought it was safe to switch alignments like they were playing ickaruga
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
nigel farage looks exactly like the grinch
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
went grocery shopping and discovered to my chagrin that these pants have moved into the "need suspenders" wing of my wardrobe
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
just remembered a couple years ago when people freaked out over a chinese spy balloon. good times
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
this is why only jimmy carter clears the moral presidency bar (knowing that being president means you're going to hell and you've got the rest of your life to work that debt off) and he only managed by tripping over the damn thing
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
at a certain point you just feel nostalgic for their ability to work up the nerve to assassinate the president
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
that's a big swing, we can probably capture some of that value on the prediction markets
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
is this better or worse than when they were sending push notifications about crypto
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
idea for next year: super bowl party risotto bar
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Whoa Black Betty
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 AM