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hitting 40 outside time to open the windows
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
hitting 40 outside time to open the windows
the second x in -maxxing is inflationary
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
the second x in -maxxing is inflationary
maximum lethality, not tepid legality
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
maximum lethality, not tepid legality
are they gonna bomb mexico
February 11, 2026 at 12:57 PM
are they gonna bomb mexico
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in the previous decade and before, if you heard a team of doctors had arrived in a poor country that suffered a disaster, you could fairly guess where they were from. similarly, if a rich man fled sex crimes charges to a country that won’t extradite, there is a major statistical outlier. anyway
lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
in the previous decade and before, if you heard a team of doctors had arrived in a poor country that suffered a disaster, you could fairly guess where they were from. similarly, if a rich man fled sex crimes charges to a country that won’t extradite, there is a major statistical outlier. anyway
we left with all of my children, who spent only a brief stint in the House of Pain
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
we left with all of my children, who spent only a brief stint in the House of Pain
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jigsaw: YOU HAVE WASTED THE PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE. YOU NEVER LIVED UP TO ANYONES EXPECTATIONS. YOUR "NOVEL" IS TRASH. YOUR FACE IS PUFFY
you: are you going somewhere with this
jigsaw: NO. I THOUGHT GOING NOWHERE WOULD FEEL FAMILIAR TO YOU
you: are you going somewhere with this
jigsaw: NO. I THOUGHT GOING NOWHERE WOULD FEEL FAMILIAR TO YOU
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
jigsaw: YOU HAVE WASTED THE PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE. YOU NEVER LIVED UP TO ANYONES EXPECTATIONS. YOUR "NOVEL" IS TRASH. YOUR FACE IS PUFFY
you: are you going somewhere with this
jigsaw: NO. I THOUGHT GOING NOWHERE WOULD FEEL FAMILIAR TO YOU
you: are you going somewhere with this
jigsaw: NO. I THOUGHT GOING NOWHERE WOULD FEEL FAMILIAR TO YOU
we have fun
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
we have fun
blue jean baby
la lady
la lady
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
blue jean baby
la lady
la lady
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Outside of divisional and conference reasons I'll never forgive the Patriots for what they did to Raiden. He was only a child.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Outside of divisional and conference reasons I'll never forgive the Patriots for what they did to Raiden. He was only a child.
libertarians saw all the commentators being like "look if you compare the age of consent to the age of the victims it's a stretch to call it 'pedophilia'" and thought it was safe to switch alignments like they were playing ickaruga
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
libertarians saw all the commentators being like "look if you compare the age of consent to the age of the victims it's a stretch to call it 'pedophilia'" and thought it was safe to switch alignments like they were playing ickaruga
nigel farage looks exactly like the grinch
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
nigel farage looks exactly like the grinch
went grocery shopping and discovered to my chagrin that these pants have moved into the "need suspenders" wing of my wardrobe
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
went grocery shopping and discovered to my chagrin that these pants have moved into the "need suspenders" wing of my wardrobe
just remembered a couple years ago when people freaked out over a chinese spy balloon. good times
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
just remembered a couple years ago when people freaked out over a chinese spy balloon. good times
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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its "the radiator sounds like marley's chains" degrees out
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 AM
its "the radiator sounds like marley's chains" degrees out
god I need a haircut
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
god I need a haircut
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walk into the club like
Hokkun is a minimalistic orange mascot from Shimonoseki City, inspired by the oranges and sunsets there.
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
walk into the club like
laughing through bared teeth like the dogs they are
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
laughing through bared teeth like the dogs they are
getting booed at an olympic opening ceremony is among the most artsy public humiliations. everyone's all dressed up and full of pomp it's like if the whole cirque du soleil was laughing at you
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
getting booed at an olympic opening ceremony is among the most artsy public humiliations. everyone's all dressed up and full of pomp it's like if the whole cirque du soleil was laughing at you
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Someday we gotta care about right and wrong. We just don't. We don't.
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Someday we gotta care about right and wrong. We just don't. We don't.
starting with the tea party america's entire fascist turn has been a counterrevolution to a revolution that only happened on television
god the obama years were so fucking funny
i think i encountered multiple usernames with "ObamaAntiChrist"
and it's like, they reacted this way to a proposal that was to the right of ClintonCare
i think i encountered multiple usernames with "ObamaAntiChrist"
and it's like, they reacted this way to a proposal that was to the right of ClintonCare
and if you didn't like the "death panels" you would be taken to a "FEMA camp" for dissent
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
starting with the tea party america's entire fascist turn has been a counterrevolution to a revolution that only happened on television