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cari
@cari.bsky.social
· May 5
yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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as a nurse I would unequivocally vaccinate unwilling people. let me at 'em. they can thank me by not getting weird-ass Biblical diseases
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
as a nurse I would unequivocally vaccinate unwilling people. let me at 'em. they can thank me by not getting weird-ass Biblical diseases
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My libertarian uncle at Thanksgiving:
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My libertarian uncle at Thanksgiving:
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I summarize my one issue vote as “child poverty,” but more specifically, “what do you have to offer to a 3 year old with incompetent parent(s)?”
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I summarize my one issue vote as “child poverty,” but more specifically, “what do you have to offer to a 3 year old with incompetent parent(s)?”
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Every kid whose refuses to get them vaccinated will eventually go no contact with them after turning 18. Nothing wrong with starting this a little early imo, saves kids the trouble and keeps them healthy
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Every kid whose refuses to get them vaccinated will eventually go no contact with them after turning 18. Nothing wrong with starting this a little early imo, saves kids the trouble and keeps them healthy
What about a child's right to not die of a preventable disease just because they had the misfortune to be born into a family of morons?
I do think parents should absolutely have the right to choose not to vaccinate their kids.
I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
What about a child's right to not die of a preventable disease just because they had the misfortune to be born into a family of morons?
This is what being pregnant feels like
Trump was looking pretty haggard as he returned to the White House last night
(Celal Gunes/Anadolu via Getty)
(Celal Gunes/Anadolu via Getty)
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is what being pregnant feels like
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Attention Swedish Child Workers
June 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Attention Swedish Child Workers
I know the stupidest guy graduating from any given medical school still gets to become a doctor but still it makes me feel crazy that this guy is a pediatric cardiologist. Like yeah let me just put my child's life in this moron's hands, no problem.
Breaking News: Rejecting decades of science, the chair of the federal panel that recommends vaccines for Americans said that shots against polio and measles — and perhaps all diseases — should be optional. The vaccines are credited with preventing disability and millions of deaths worldwide.
Vaccine Panel Chair Says Polio and Other Shots Should Be Optional, Rejecting Decades of Science
Dr. Kirk Milhoan, a pediatric cardiologist who leads the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, said a person’s right to refuse a vaccine outweighed concerns about illness or death from infectious diseases.
nyti.ms
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I know the stupidest guy graduating from any given medical school still gets to become a doctor but still it makes me feel crazy that this guy is a pediatric cardiologist. Like yeah let me just put my child's life in this moron's hands, no problem.
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Mike Johnson with a stunning statement in favor of abortion rights, thank you, sir!
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Mike Johnson with a stunning statement in favor of abortion rights, thank you, sir!
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Grok, generate a pregnant Coalie.
No, more pregnant.
No, more pregnant.
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Grok, generate a pregnant Coalie.
No, more pregnant.
No, more pregnant.
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Coalie is in league with Saruman
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Coalie is in league with Saruman
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this looks like the scouring of the Shire
January 22, 2026 at 9:03 PM
this looks like the scouring of the Shire
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I'm not advocating for it but I don't understand how this hasn't turned into open revolt. People are showing incredible restraint
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'm not advocating for it but I don't understand how this hasn't turned into open revolt. People are showing incredible restraint
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one oscar after another get this one viral now juice the damn numbers
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 PM
one oscar after another get this one viral now juice the damn numbers
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(bringing bagels into the office but no cream cheese) here are some bone dry bread chunks you pieces of shit
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
(bringing bagels into the office but no cream cheese) here are some bone dry bread chunks you pieces of shit
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i can be your angle.... or yuor devil
May 16, 2023 at 10:40 PM
i can be your angle.... or yuor devil
This would've sent me into psychosis in 9th grade
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This would've sent me into psychosis in 9th grade
Can't decipher how all this stuff started but I'm learning that a lot of people very strongly identify with being American... I thought we all kinda hated America
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Can't decipher how all this stuff started but I'm learning that a lot of people very strongly identify with being American... I thought we all kinda hated America
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NVidia chief creep says resistance and scorn for AI have done a lot of harm. Good. Nice confirmation it's working. Keep it up. Although the main thing is this stuff is harmful crap so the mind and body tend to revolt against it automatically.
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
NVidia chief creep says resistance and scorn for AI have done a lot of harm. Good. Nice confirmation it's working. Keep it up. Although the main thing is this stuff is harmful crap so the mind and body tend to revolt against it automatically.
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[norman rockwell guy standing up] I think everyone is allowed to hate the US no matter where they're from
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
[norman rockwell guy standing up] I think everyone is allowed to hate the US no matter where they're from
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exclusive footage from inside Mar-a-Lago
September 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
exclusive footage from inside Mar-a-Lago
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This story of how you can't 'trans' a child even if you force it on them from day one is somehow also proof that trans kids don't exist.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
This story of how you can't 'trans' a child even if you force it on them from day one is somehow also proof that trans kids don't exist.
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Like all we have to do is call off work for a few days and not pay bills and withdraw the entirety of our bank account all at the same time. It’s not a big deal. We just all do it at the same time, we can set a reminder or something.
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Like all we have to do is call off work for a few days and not pay bills and withdraw the entirety of our bank account all at the same time. It’s not a big deal. We just all do it at the same time, we can set a reminder or something.