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cari
@cari.bsky.social
· May 5
yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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Death Cube for Cutie
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Death Cube for Cutie
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We did it joe
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We did it joe
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Idk wtf I was thinking lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Idk wtf I was thinking lol
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can we get this viral
October 11, 2024 at 8:24 PM
can we get this viral
he is under arrest for committing paper crimes under the table
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
he is under arrest for committing paper crimes under the table
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
I don't want to get another news alert on my phone unless it happens
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I don't want to get another news alert on my phone unless it happens
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Key lime is the party pie. It's the pie you eat on vacation. It's the pie of relaxation.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Key lime is the party pie. It's the pie you eat on vacation. It's the pie of relaxation.
Job where they pay you to hang out in your kitchen and eat stuffing out of the pan
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Job where they pay you to hang out in your kitchen and eat stuffing out of the pan
Been getting a lot of ads/reels/tiktoks in my feeds for a $1200 artificial Christmas tree where what looks like a normal artificial tree is framed as a status symbol, the ultimate Christmas tree, etc. and everyone in the replies goes crazy for it and I'm worried this is some kind of mass psychosis
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Been getting a lot of ads/reels/tiktoks in my feeds for a $1200 artificial Christmas tree where what looks like a normal artificial tree is framed as a status symbol, the ultimate Christmas tree, etc. and everyone in the replies goes crazy for it and I'm worried this is some kind of mass psychosis
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Using a computer should not feel calm, it should feel like a fistfight most of the time. If it feels calm, the computer won
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
Altman describes OpenAI's forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone | TechCrunch
Altman and Ive tease a simple AI device aimed at calm, distraction-free computing, launching within two years.
techcrunch.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Using a computer should not feel calm, it should feel like a fistfight most of the time. If it feels calm, the computer won
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
My physical therapist is really nice so sometimes I worry that on a vibes level she can tell that every time I have an appointment I spend 30 minutes before it saying stuff like "please don't make me go to physical therapy jail" and "physical therapy is a punishment from God"
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My physical therapist is really nice so sometimes I worry that on a vibes level she can tell that every time I have an appointment I spend 30 minutes before it saying stuff like "please don't make me go to physical therapy jail" and "physical therapy is a punishment from God"
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soon they may be calling you Mr. Sneeze. on account of the fact that you will develop the sniffles from being in the cold house
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
soon they may be calling you Mr. Sneeze. on account of the fact that you will develop the sniffles from being in the cold house
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Dr. Victor Fries? The cryogenics expert?
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Dr. Victor Fries? The cryogenics expert?
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Got a call from Arkham Asylum. Their power is on the fritz and their cooling system has stopped working, so they need to transfer Mr. Freeze to my house because its the only place cold enough to hold him. My house is so cold its actually chilly for Mr. Freeze. He comes in and asks for a blanket
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Got a call from Arkham Asylum. Their power is on the fritz and their cooling system has stopped working, so they need to transfer Mr. Freeze to my house because its the only place cold enough to hold him. My house is so cold its actually chilly for Mr. Freeze. He comes in and asks for a blanket
We've started buying things to prep for the baby so for the first time in a while I'm seeking out in-depth reviews for various kinds of objects I'm just totally unfamiliar with and I've learned it's now almost impossible to find unpaid/non-sponsored reviews for things online
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We've started buying things to prep for the baby so for the first time in a while I'm seeking out in-depth reviews for various kinds of objects I'm just totally unfamiliar with and I've learned it's now almost impossible to find unpaid/non-sponsored reviews for things online
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16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
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They should invent a city where every driver isn't trying to kill cyclists and pedestrians
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They should invent a city where every driver isn't trying to kill cyclists and pedestrians
Some of you didn't become obsessed with Ringo Starr from watching Shining Time Station when you were 3 and it shows
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Some of you didn't become obsessed with Ringo Starr from watching Shining Time Station when you were 3 and it shows
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her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
her: are you stupid?
me:
me: