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yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
One of the things I've most enjoyed about pregnancy is being completely sober observing a conversation between two drunk guys who I love. There is good in this world
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation
Something jarring about seeing Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson on the same speech program.

This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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in general, i actually suspect this means their business case is deteriorating at a rapid clip
The largest Trump superPAC donor so far this cycle is the president of OpenAI
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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The people united will never be divided
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.
The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.
James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another.
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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These three stories were all published this week. Abolishing ICE is a reproductive justice issue
January 25, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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want to grab every trump supporter by the shoulders and say “you can admit you were wrong now. it’s ok. I won’t think any differently of you. I already knew you were fucking stupid”
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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this reminds me of the way i’ve seen susan bro speak about her daughter, heather heyer. when a fascist murders your child, you aren’t allowed to just grieve. you have to defend their memory, even their very grave.
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
pizza for dog
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I wish hell was real
Stephen Miller calls the deceased “a domestic terrorist.”
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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interaction with a law enforcement officer is definitively when due process begins
When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district.

www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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If someone in a position of responsibility doesn’t do something and soon, so much more violence is coming.
UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:
January 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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"The gentleman I was standing next to was focused on helping people who were coming into Nicollet Avenue understand that they needed to take it slow and helping them get through. ...

"Next thing I knew, they shot him." www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Murder by murder they've been moving the posts on who is allowed to carry a gun such that now the second amendment only applies to you if you're a white man who is brandishing his weapon in support of the state's right to wantonly terrorize and execute people
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Their names being Good and Pretti has me feeling like I'm hallucinating
January 24, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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upon reflection "ICE are not even close to the professional standards of say, the LAPD" is a genius joke
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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not a single vote for a single cent ever again, they need to be kicked out of the party if they do and i do not give a fuck about numbers or swing districts in this case, to care about that at all in this situation is unforgivable
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM