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scari @cari.bsky.social · May 5

yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file

Download file again?

Do you want to download DexterHS-SWE.png (555.06 KB) again?

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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 1d

I wasn’t sure if it was wishful thinking the last time it happened but tonight was undeniable. By the sheer power of treats, praise, and her tiny brain, this little dog has figured out the inhaler. She leans into it, does a little breath, and then pulls away.

I am weeping over my little genius.

Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 8d

This is what she puts up with twice a day for about 10 mins at a time

Man in red battlebeast tshirt putting an inhaler tube thing (AirDawg) on a Pomeranian’s face

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 1d

No, how are they

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 1d

I have no one to blame but myself

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 1d

The Oreo Coke Zero has been dethroned. This tastes so bad and I can't get the taste out of my mouth after one sip. I might actually throw up

A glass bottle that says "phony mezcal negroni" on it. The liquid in it is red and the label is green.

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 3d

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

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Citizen Shane (spooky) @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 3d

Did I stutter

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Citizen Shane (spooky) @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 3d

The year is 1999. Quisp Boss has formed a rogue mercenary breakaway state he ominously calls Outer Towel. The famed agent Little Bigfoot is called out of retirement. His mission: infiltrate Outer Towel, and destroy the ultimate weapon (and his former wife): Towelputer!!

Codec call between Little Bigfoot and Quisp Boss

Final showdown between Little Bigfoot and Towelputer

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 3d

telegrams

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 3d

A lot of people are saying this

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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 3d

Quisp

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Citizen Shane (spooky) @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 3d

yes quisp is also there. he conducted the marriage ceremony. when the towelputer disintegrates he pops up again to say "chalk up another one FOR quisp". What else you got. Hit me

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Citizen Shane (spooky) @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 3d

Towelputer? Please sort all incoming deals from my favorite brands.

COMPUTING...WILL TAKE FOUR HOURS TO CALCULATE

That's fine towelputer. I will simply lounge in my outdoor space and use your other functions while I wait. My oh my you're getting hot!

MUCH EASIER TO DRY WITH MASTER

-New Ad spot

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 3d

No! No!!!

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 3d

Smart outdoor towel that receives emails

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scari @cari.bsky.social · Apr 16

I've been talking about this for months but no one will listen to me because they're scared of the truth

scari @cari.bsky.social · Nov 20

He looks like a Vorta

Twitter post about the new president of Argentina that says "#Argentina just elected a new President -- who says he met his 1st dog while he was a gladiator in #Rome 2,000yrs ago & that he now communicates with his 5 cloned dogs though a mystic.

Oh, and he also wants to legalize the organ trade, amongst lots of perfectly sane ideas." And there is a picture attached where he looks like a Vorta

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 3d

You will love the future

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine your life without emails

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry. I'm so sorry

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Citizen Shane (spooky) @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 4d

There should only be one type of sock. Made by and sold by the government. It should only come in one size. It should be ill-fitting and unpleasant for all. Every year the government sockman comes to your house ot deliver your annual allotment of 9 socks. He is paid three hundred thousand dollars

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 4d

I honestly don't know honey

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Citizen Shane (spooky) @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 4d

Which sock is the *right* sock for *you*? Which sock best embodies your unique identity? Which sock affords you the truest form of self-expression? Which sock has the best chance of offering you transcendental transformation? Which sock allows you to touch the face of god?

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 5d

Aussie!

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 5d

I didn't follow a recipe but pretty much this except I breaded and fried some cutlets instead of using premade and did a couple with Alfredo sauce! I've done them with premade frozen breaded chicken before and they were just as good tbh www.delish.com/cooking/reci...

Chicken Parm Egg Rolls = Chicken Parm On The Go

What could be better?

www.delish.com

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 5d

Normalize making tiny dog-friendly portions of every food we make

scari @cari.bsky.social · 5d

made chicken parm egg rolls for humans and a tiny one for dog

tiny bite of egg roll in the foreground and a tricolor blue-eyed Australian shepherd staring at it

same dog and same egg roll now dangerously close to each other

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