Jordan Harper
@jordanharper.bsky.social
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Edgar-winning author of SHE RIDES SHOTGUN, EVERYBODY KNOWS, THE LAST KING OF CALIFORNIA and LOVE AND OTHER WOUNDS. A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE will drop early 2026. The film version of SHE RIDES SHOTGUN is out now.
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In preparation for my new novel A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE dropping this April, I'm starting this thread to catalog my work:
Cover for my upcoming novel A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE Cover for my novel THE LAST KING OF CALIFORNIA The cover for my novel EVERYBODY KNOWS The cover for my Edgar-winning novel SHE RIDES SHOTGUN
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
1 horror movie every day of October:

10-KNIFE+HEART, Yann Gonzalez (2018)
jordanharper.bsky.social
Working on PR for yourself is a good test of personality disorders - I would be terrified of someone who could do it without any queasy feelings.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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maybejed.bsky.social
Great to have @watchwithjen.bsky.social back. I always enjoy talking with Jen even when it's about my intense envy of a movie star's hair
filmintuition.bsky.social
#Podcast: #WatchWithJen - S6: E18 - "Bring Me the Hair of Andy Garcia!" with Jed Ayres

We're back from hiatus! Author Jed Ayres returns to cover the mystique & mane of Andy Garcia, + the films INTERNAL AFFAIRS, THE GODFATHER: PART III, & DESPERATE MEASURES. www.patreon.com/posts/140767...
jordanharper.bsky.social
Oh the sidewalk around this tree is insane
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akelacooper.bsky.social
I'll repeat this until the LLMs bubble finally bursts: We were told NFTs were "the future" "here to stay" and "inevitable"

Where's that market now.
britthates.bsky.social
Jason Blum's take on AI sucks. an AI takeover isn't inevitable, and treating it as such (while also referring to filmmaking as "content creation," smdh) helps AI companies promote the lie that their deeply unprofitable, destructive tech is more powerful and useful than it actually is.
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johnrogers.bsky.social
Oh lordy. I heard these stories from various people involved. If you want to work in TV, or just are curious about how thoroughly things can go wrong, definitely check this out.
colehaddon.bsky.social
How could a straight-to-series greenlight go so wrong for the first TV series I ever created?! Today, the 5AM StoryTalk Podcast brings you Part 1 of a four-part Hollywood horror story I describe as a cautionary tale for screenwriters about what can happen when all your dreams come true.
The Horror of 'Dracula': The Unbelievable True Story of the 2013 TV Series - Part 1
Podcast Episode · 5AM StoryTalk · 10/07/2025 · 15m
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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kibblesmith.com
I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.
realqrampage.fightins.online
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
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rhppress.bsky.social
AVAILABLE NOW: Some say the world will end in fire. Some say flood. 15 short stories from some of the best crime fiction writers today. Guest-edited by Anthony winning author @curtisippolito.bsky.social Listen to @jordanharper.bsky.social
and order your copy today: bit.ly/4nOVXoK
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bakoon.bsky.social
if you never saw zeiram i dont even know what to tell you. what is your life like being bereft i wonder
jordanharper.bsky.social
The one in the ski-mask is so badass.
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nhannahjones.bsky.social
Can’t stop thinking about this and what it says about a person.
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beaujohnson44.bsky.social
Look, I don’t know what is going on. I pulled my books from my publisher a month ago, but Down and Out Books have now announced they are shuttering the doors, and my books are STILL available as of this morning?
All I’m saying is I better get paid.

www.amazon.com/Like-Minded-...
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beaujohnson44.bsky.social
These books are still available for purchase for some reason, and yes I appreciate every sale, but please know that every book I’ve sold this last month I will not be paid for. ‘No further payments will be issued’ I’m told. I choose to laugh instead of scream, but still, fuck me.
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handle.invalid
When I say Gavin Newsom is not a democrat and is a transphobe, this is why. He criminalizes poverty and makes life harder for trans people.

The state legislature approved these measures representing the will of the people, and he's instead posting memes and waxing poetic on conservative podcasts. 🤦‍♀️
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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jqwritesstuff.bsky.social
Hate that it has come to this, but the @latimes.com has left its staff hanging with years of bad faith bargaining.

I’d much rather be focused on doing critical reporting for you all in times like these, but since The Times can’t get serious at the table, I’m voting yes.
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
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aheartofgould.bsky.social
One of my favorite film discoveries of 2025. Incredible. A crisscrossing web of kink and terror, all cradled within a hothouse city seemingly always descending deeper and deeper into a fever of faceless bodies all lithe and leatherclad.
vinsyn.bsky.social
31 Days of Syntober continues! Get a staff pick at 50% off—plus 4x VSMC points—one day only, 12:01PM ET to 11:59AM the next day: vinegarsyndrome.com/pages/31-days-of-syntober 🩸

DAY 7: WHO KILLED TEDDY BEAR?, picked by Justin LaLiberty, Director of Operations, OCN & Manager, Cinématographe
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jordanharper.bsky.social
The three little words that everyone wants to hear
Sherri Moon Zombie running with a shotgun, and the words AND WILLIAM FORSYTHE
jordanharper.bsky.social
Ok gotta hunt this one down