Gerard Bauer
@gerardmbauer.com
Classical music enthusiast. Geology nerd. Managing my retirement one microbrewery at a time. Pays the spiritual mortgage through a camera lens.
EV? Geothermal drive is here!
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
EV? Geothermal drive is here!
Mad Max: Beyond Tundradome.
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Mad Max: Beyond Tundradome.
The Book of the New Sun is really a single novel published in four parts and is best evaluated as such. Not everybody's cup of tea, but one that rewards perseverance. And re-reading.
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The Book of the New Sun is really a single novel published in four parts and is best evaluated as such. Not everybody's cup of tea, but one that rewards perseverance. And re-reading.
Can't wait to see the new 19th Century faux French whorehouse designs!
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Can't wait to see the new 19th Century faux French whorehouse designs!
Maaaamy! How I love ya.....
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Maaaamy! How I love ya.....
Albert's delivery from Rhinoplasty R Us.
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Albert's delivery from Rhinoplasty R Us.
Sausage Wars: A New Hope
Star Trek: The Wrath of Sausage
Bringing Up Sausage
A Few Good Sausages
Sausage Impossible
Avatar: Fire and Sausage
True Sausage
And the porno: Sausage Hard
Star Trek: The Wrath of Sausage
Bringing Up Sausage
A Few Good Sausages
Sausage Impossible
Avatar: Fire and Sausage
True Sausage
And the porno: Sausage Hard
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Sausage Wars: A New Hope
Star Trek: The Wrath of Sausage
Bringing Up Sausage
A Few Good Sausages
Sausage Impossible
Avatar: Fire and Sausage
True Sausage
And the porno: Sausage Hard
Star Trek: The Wrath of Sausage
Bringing Up Sausage
A Few Good Sausages
Sausage Impossible
Avatar: Fire and Sausage
True Sausage
And the porno: Sausage Hard
Good music, good art, good literature has no "age group."
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Good music, good art, good literature has no "age group."
Steak, or I fill it in.
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Steak, or I fill it in.
C'mon, Walter. Pull my flipper!
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 AM
C'mon, Walter. Pull my flipper!
Perhaps El Salvador instead?
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Perhaps El Salvador instead?
"Just a basecoat today, Shirley."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 AM
"Just a basecoat today, Shirley."
Deer hunting was out of season.
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Deer hunting was out of season.
Actually, three words that come out of his bloviating mouth are true: "I", "me", and "mine."
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Actually, three words that come out of his bloviating mouth are true: "I", "me", and "mine."
NOBODY messes with Mr. Tiddles.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
NOBODY messes with Mr. Tiddles.
Van de Graaff's suffering dog, Volt.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Van de Graaff's suffering dog, Volt.
And that's just in his administration.
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
And that's just in his administration.
Last one, Timmy! Wait..where's Timmy?
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Last one, Timmy! Wait..where's Timmy?
Auntie, your knitting obsession needs intervention.
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Auntie, your knitting obsession needs intervention.
When everything is a commodity, nothing has value. If Trump accepted it, I hope the Nobel committee rescinds the prize.
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
When everything is a commodity, nothing has value. If Trump accepted it, I hope the Nobel committee rescinds the prize.
Can we make it shorter and catchy? Pedpro?
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Can we make it shorter and catchy? Pedpro?
"Total comes to...six peanuts!"
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"Total comes to...six peanuts!"
Norman Bates' methods have evolved.
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Norman Bates' methods have evolved.
C'mon, Mabel! Only five more reps!
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
C'mon, Mabel! Only five more reps!
