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Geri
@gerihurhur.bsky.social
Just a dipshit in the Midwest. (Not that kind of dipshit, just a regular one)
How the fuck do you get so lucky to have Pedro blow you?
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Leaning into that hot girl summer with “the sound of silence” ~
June 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I would like to have that good job, paycheck having, traveling, moving, leaving earth, creating my own planet, surfing the waves, insta posting, hot girl summer they all talk about. That’d be cool.
May 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hopefully in the reboot of Single White Female, the dog gets to win the fight this time
May 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What would really motivate me right now is if someone gave me like 10,000 dollars. Or 15,000.
That would be very super handy.
Please and thank you.
May 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Having that “Dad’s in the hospital” kind of summer~
*snaps fingers* *twirls and tap dances*
May 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Exactly
May 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Can I get paid to post stupid thoughts here? I’ve had enough of real jobs in this place and I’d like to rake it in here. Or maybe I should start a podcast and eat the microphone every week
May 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Mikey Day losing his shit on Weekend Update was fantastic and I need another round #snl
May 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trying to clean up the room, and what I need is a closet and whole my own apartment somewhere 5,000,000 miles away
May 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Bluesky, play blue sky for me
April 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“These flowers are passport eligible” Oh sweet, can I leave with them? 💐🧳💐🧳💐
February 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Geri
Dr. Phil asking "How do you know me?" during a raid is crazy work
January 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
For real, though, where do I demand a Wings reunion?
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I am wondering if I can morph through the tv and get some therapy sessions with Oliver Platt..
January 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“This show will be back in exactly 1 minute” ..thank god you told me that, because I was about to lose my fucking mind
January 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My Dad just burped and farted at the same time and now he will explode.
January 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by Geri
A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad.

GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS

PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE.

youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...
PBS News Weekend full episode, Jan. 25, 2025
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jesus Christ, I love the “tits in a dumpster” joke #handsomepodcast #smartlesspodcast #tignotaro
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Genuinely impressed no one passed out on that stage lol #snl
January 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I saw Dr Dean Archer in the purple scrubs again in that crossover event preview.. that was neat. Let’s discuss
January 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Aaanyway. How’s everyone’s Friday? 😀
January 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
*gives an answer that’s off tone*
“Why are you so moody today?”
Why the fuck would I be in a good mood? Goddamn, grow a brain.
..unless I’m watching Abbott or listening to the Handsome podcast..
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ok, since Chicago Med and Abbott are on at the same time, now, let’s give them a crossover.
January 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM