I’ve known many a pastor with a drinking problem worse than Ozzy’s.

No idea if it persists but it was apparently very common parlance at the time. Food service can be racist as hell.

When I briefly worked at a restaurant in Texas I learned servers had a code word for tables which were all Black people. They would say they had a table of “Canadians.”
When I figured out what they were talking about (and this was over twenty years ago) I was like uhhh 😬

SongShift did *okay* for me, but it didn’t have a 100% match rate. In fairness I have very eclectic taste in music. Also Apple Music is supposed to have a playlist import feature built in now, but I have not used it

There is no character who cannot be reclaimed, it all depends on the story, and now I absolutely wanna read your Punisher story, holy heck

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I know there’s precedent in myth or whatever but fucking WHAT

What about Prick Cheney

So wild to see a candidate be this good at promotion and also have some very solid policy positions

Me: If I do this, brain, are you going to be able to focus on what we've actually got to do?
Brain: Maybe!
Me: 😑

More. Cops. Don’t. Help. Tim.

What even are jokes anymore when we are living in season seventeen of Veep these days

The cognitive dissonance of working customer service and/or retail has almost been enough to tear my brain apart.

I cannot imagine what it’s like for someone with a job like THAT.