Geri Dudley: The Skeets of Laredo
@geripauldudley.bsky.social
Quizmaster, writer, actor. Jeopardy! loser. Narcoleptic/AuDHD poly queer nonbinary chaotic weirdo (complimentary). they/them
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I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.
Every second of this is perfect
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
October 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Every second of this is perfect
whyyyyyyyyyy is this how I found out there are people who will try to fucking BREASTFEED wildlife???
What in the absolute fuck
What in the absolute fuck
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
whyyyyyyyyyy is this how I found out there are people who will try to fucking BREASTFEED wildlife???
What in the absolute fuck
What in the absolute fuck
F U C K I N G W H A T
Wildlife rehabber chiming in. Did not see this with bats (thank all listening gods), have seen people try to breastfeed: possums, kittens stolen from a feral mama cat, and baby squirrels. Oddly enough, this is an awful plan and yet a better plan than 'I fed them kitten/puppy milk replacer"
Oh this explains why people are all up in my rabies thread again.
This is a PSA:
DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD NOT BREASTFEED INJURED BATS. JUST STOP. YOU DON'T WANT RABIES. RABIES IS BAD. WE HAVE MADE GREAT STRIDES WITH MANY OTHER DISEASES BUT NOT THAT ONE SO LEAVE THE BATS ALONE.
This is a PSA:
DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD NOT BREASTFEED INJURED BATS. JUST STOP. YOU DON'T WANT RABIES. RABIES IS BAD. WE HAVE MADE GREAT STRIDES WITH MANY OTHER DISEASES BUT NOT THAT ONE SO LEAVE THE BATS ALONE.
September 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
F U C K I N G W H A T
W H A T
Oh this explains why people are all up in my rabies thread again.
This is a PSA:
DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD NOT BREASTFEED INJURED BATS. JUST STOP. YOU DON'T WANT RABIES. RABIES IS BAD. WE HAVE MADE GREAT STRIDES WITH MANY OTHER DISEASES BUT NOT THAT ONE SO LEAVE THE BATS ALONE.
This is a PSA:
DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD NOT BREASTFEED INJURED BATS. JUST STOP. YOU DON'T WANT RABIES. RABIES IS BAD. WE HAVE MADE GREAT STRIDES WITH MANY OTHER DISEASES BUT NOT THAT ONE SO LEAVE THE BATS ALONE.
I feel it says something about us here as a group that the thread with the single greatest longevity I’ve ever been involved with was “for the love of god, stop breastfeeding rabies vectors.”
September 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
W H A T
w h a t
I feel it says something about us here as a group that the thread with the single greatest longevity I’ve ever been involved with was “for the love of god, stop breastfeeding rabies vectors.”
September 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
w h a t
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
The way I'm like "okay brain, we've got stuff to do, let's go" and my brain is like "okay but you haven't finished reviewing all the song matches from porting your Spotify playlists over to Apple Music yet" and I'm just like ...
August 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The way I'm like "okay brain, we've got stuff to do, let's go" and my brain is like "okay but you haven't finished reviewing all the song matches from porting your Spotify playlists over to Apple Music yet" and I'm just like ...
Guess who just bawled their eyes out during a vidchat therapy session in a travel plaza parking lot 💅
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Guess who just bawled their eyes out during a vidchat therapy session in a travel plaza parking lot 💅
Personally I think that the Rescue Rangers would have caught the zodiac killer
August 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Personally I think that the Rescue Rangers would have caught the zodiac killer
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I will live all the days of my life and never understand people who go to things called “coffee with a cop” or “pizza with the police”.
August 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I will live all the days of my life and never understand people who go to things called “coffee with a cop” or “pizza with the police”.
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GIVING HELP TO "UNDESERVING" PEOPLE IS NOT WORSE THAN "DESERVING" PEOPLE NOT RECEIVING HELP.
That's the bottom line. It's better to be too generous than too stingy. Stop focusing on what people deserve, stop viewing life as a zero sum game, and kill the cop in your head.
That's the bottom line. It's better to be too generous than too stingy. Stop focusing on what people deserve, stop viewing life as a zero sum game, and kill the cop in your head.
August 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
GIVING HELP TO "UNDESERVING" PEOPLE IS NOT WORSE THAN "DESERVING" PEOPLE NOT RECEIVING HELP.
That's the bottom line. It's better to be too generous than too stingy. Stop focusing on what people deserve, stop viewing life as a zero sum game, and kill the cop in your head.
That's the bottom line. It's better to be too generous than too stingy. Stop focusing on what people deserve, stop viewing life as a zero sum game, and kill the cop in your head.
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It's the racist myth of the welfare queen or professional tenant. It's Trump saying people from Mexico might be rapists.
When you're using cherrypicked examples with little to no evidence to argue against helping people, you're just defending the status quo and wanting to feel good about it.
When you're using cherrypicked examples with little to no evidence to argue against helping people, you're just defending the status quo and wanting to feel good about it.
August 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It's the racist myth of the welfare queen or professional tenant. It's Trump saying people from Mexico might be rapists.
When you're using cherrypicked examples with little to no evidence to argue against helping people, you're just defending the status quo and wanting to feel good about it.
When you're using cherrypicked examples with little to no evidence to argue against helping people, you're just defending the status quo and wanting to feel good about it.
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"We can't have Palestinians On Here because some of them are scammers"
is the same as
"We can't give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs and some want to be homeless"
is the same as
"We can't have universal healthcare because some people will abuse it."
is the same as
"We can't give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs and some want to be homeless"
is the same as
"We can't have universal healthcare because some people will abuse it."
August 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"We can't have Palestinians On Here because some of them are scammers"
is the same as
"We can't give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs and some want to be homeless"
is the same as
"We can't have universal healthcare because some people will abuse it."
is the same as
"We can't give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs and some want to be homeless"
is the same as
"We can't have universal healthcare because some people will abuse it."
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Every generation for the past century has enjoyed one true, world-changing technological miracle. For my generation, it is not AI. It's mRNA vaccines. Guess which one fascists have decided to embrace and which one they are trying to destroy!
August 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Every generation for the past century has enjoyed one true, world-changing technological miracle. For my generation, it is not AI. It's mRNA vaccines. Guess which one fascists have decided to embrace and which one they are trying to destroy!
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You cannot be so unemployed that you accept work on a Harry Potter property
August 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You cannot be so unemployed that you accept work on a Harry Potter property
Hello Nasty by the Beastie Boys
Dirty Computer by Janelle Monae
Do or Die by Dropkick Murphys
And Out Come the Wolves by Rancid
literally any Ella Fitzgerald record, probably? Sings the Songs of Cole Porter is a great time and it’s two CD’s
Dirty Computer by Janelle Monae
Do or Die by Dropkick Murphys
And Out Come the Wolves by Rancid
literally any Ella Fitzgerald record, probably? Sings the Songs of Cole Porter is a great time and it’s two CD’s
Name a Zero Skips Album.
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hello Nasty by the Beastie Boys
Dirty Computer by Janelle Monae
Do or Die by Dropkick Murphys
And Out Come the Wolves by Rancid
literally any Ella Fitzgerald record, probably? Sings the Songs of Cole Porter is a great time and it’s two CD’s
Dirty Computer by Janelle Monae
Do or Die by Dropkick Murphys
And Out Come the Wolves by Rancid
literally any Ella Fitzgerald record, probably? Sings the Songs of Cole Porter is a great time and it’s two CD’s
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I donated. Hope you can too.
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I donated. Hope you can too.
The Star Spangled Banner
Dropped it in a couple of group chats, so why not here (verbatim):
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Star Spangled Banner
To say nothing of Piper Bill from WW2, who was the definition of a CHARACTER
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Mi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Mi...
July 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
To say nothing of Piper Bill from WW2, who was the definition of a CHARACTER
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Mi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Mi...