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Human-shaped preying mantis. Probably a figment of your imagination.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Cat break
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Any folks in Australia, New Zealand and similar time zones?

We've got a game of Squadron Strike being run by Daniel Marley on the 29th in your time zone!

Pop into our Discord (link in profile) and follow the instructions in Read This First, and then sign up in Game Announcements.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Cached US Kindle giveaway: 10 copies of Hold Me Closer, Necromancer (Necromancer Series Book 1), by @lishmcbride.bsky.social, which is a favorite of mine. I mean, it starts with this poor teenager finding his friend's severed head and then it talks to him!

#KindleBookGiveaway
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And because it's the season of giving, I bring you another swan story from CaffeineWitchcraft. caffeinewitchcraft.tumblr.com/post/1588319...
Caffeine and Magix
Your swan story just made me think "What if a tiny 4'11 woman saw a transformed swan and was basically all 'please make me ripped too' and ended up building a house by the lake to be with her swan...
caffeinewitchcraft.tumblr.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
'Swan Brothers' by @tkingfisher.com just hit my dash again, so from the year 2014 I bring you the link. ursulav.livejournal.com/1598605.html
Swan Brothers
It happened one summer that a curse fell on my family. The details arent important. We could be here all night with who married whom and who cursed what. There was a curse, thats all you need to know....
ursulav.livejournal.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I see we're being told piracy is good, actually, or we get exposure,or it's a compliment that someone wants our work enough to steal it.

1)No.
2)People die of exposure.
3)No. It's entitlement.

Would you walk into someone's house, take a book and leave? Theft is theft.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Remember Girl-a-Matic????
Remember Keenspot? Blank Label Comics? Big Panda!? Congrats, you're very old! And so are we.

The WEBCOMIC OLD HEADS starter pack is a great way to follow all your favorite 2000s-era webcomic writers and artists on Bluesky with a single click.

Now let's get you back to bed, gam-gam.
Webcomic Old Heads
Join the conversation
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November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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As we are now T minus 3.5 days from Thanksgiving, if you need to deploy Operation Avoid The Boundary Tramplers, tonight is when you post where they snoop about a headache or a queasy kid, or a funny noise from your car, or your pet acting strange, or a serious work issue or an unexpected paper.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Who wants to be the last order of the week? I'm still crossing my fingers for an Xmas rush this week. Just stocked up on envelopes.
Shiny things, get your shiny things in time for Christmas!

If you're in the US, please get your orders in ASAP - official cut off is the 12th but I don't want to leave it up to chance.

oishiny.etsy.com

#Handmade #ShopIndie #DisabledArtist
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The difference an overdye can make. The branding sticker took a beating but I don't care about that. We bought this one at a garage sale for $15. It's a $650 stroller and through a complete comedy of whatthefuckery we now have 3 of them.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Apparently I ruined my husband this morning. He asked what a Labubu doll was and I responded, "This generation's Monchichi."
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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my apologies for the oversight! i was very tired
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Woke up at 5, unable to go back to sleep, headed to the library to await the Wakening of the Smols. Smollest is still asleep almost 2 hours later. Smol escaped containment on his own, bypassed the library with the awake parent and crawled into bed to harass the sleeping parent. A winner is me.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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The "liver, fava beans and a nice chianti" line in Silence Of The Lambs is a little joke for psychiatrists in the audience - those foods cannot be consumed with the meds (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) that Lecter is supposed to be taking.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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The girlies are absolutely putting the men to shame in the modern metal scene these days. Straight fire 🔥

youtu.be/7DWCiHEsnlU?...
VANA - Pray (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SUMERIAN
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
*deep inhale* *deep exhale* I had to listen to several of my BFFs go absolutely off about this and the take-away was 'she didn't need to be a Force-user to wield the Darksabre, there's already precedent with Bo-Katan and The Mandalorian'.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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For those new to Bluesky or who are revisiting Bluesky after a hiatus: with the help of the community here, I've compiled many #BlueSkyTips & resources. Feel free to start with this Quickstart Guide:

publish.obsidian.md/debbieohi/qu...
b. Quickstart Guide - Debbie Ridpath Ohi - Obsidian Publish
This is a bare-bones guide for those who just want to get started, and would rather just jump in and try stuff out before learning more details, though I STRONGLY encourage you check out moderation o…
publish.obsidian.md
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Have added Black Pandas, White Sharks, Peraccae, and Red Line Gestroi to my growing pile of isopod bins.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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This is a good thread because it goes beyond "get a lawyer" and into "here's the sort of lawyer you need and how to find them."
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Larry and his bloodworm dinner.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So far, 13 minute wait online for a doctor evisit. I am so glad I was able to roll out of bed, dress, and sit in my desk chair instead of get up an hour early, shower, caffeinate enough to drive, borrow Himself's car, to drive to the clinic and sit and wait in uncomfortable chairs.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM