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senior brunette baddies stan, geriatric pregnancy trope’s biggest simp. different, but not less.
no, but why are apartments *so* expensive
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
no, but why are apartments *so* expensive
one of my customers bought me frickin baccarat 540 for christmas, i
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
one of my customers bought me frickin baccarat 540 for christmas, i
i wrote over 1100 words tonight 🥹
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i wrote over 1100 words tonight 🥹
i cannot explain the contentment, the peace, i now have from only ‘watching’ l&o peripherally. no live, no stress. only moots reactions deciding whether or not it’s worth it. if something big happens lmk, otherwise, friend, it’s two hours past my bedtime
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i cannot explain the contentment, the peace, i now have from only ‘watching’ l&o peripherally. no live, no stress. only moots reactions deciding whether or not it’s worth it. if something big happens lmk, otherwise, friend, it’s two hours past my bedtime
wild concept, i know, but people are allowed to say no without being made to feel guilty for it!
October 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wild concept, i know, but people are allowed to say no without being made to feel guilty for it!
it’s been 26 hours. haven’t gone more than twelve in… ever 🥹
October 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
it’s been 26 hours. haven’t gone more than twelve in… ever 🥹
is kinktober happening? feels like we need it extra this year
October 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
is kinktober happening? feels like we need it extra this year
hey, just, real question - why has no one made an elliot stabler video to daddy cop yet?
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
hey, just, real question - why has no one made an elliot stabler video to daddy cop yet?
because like. why cragen when the munch angle was RIGHT THERE
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
because like. why cragen when the munch angle was RIGHT THERE
maybe “get off my car” will be our “always”
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
maybe “get off my car” will be our “always”
“three years ago i didn’t even know your name. now i can’t imagine a day without you”
“i’ll try to make it home for supper” - “i’ll have it ready”
“that WOman”
“get off my car”
friends, we are on the right track!
“i’ll try to make it home for supper” - “i’ll have it ready”
“that WOman”
“get off my car”
friends, we are on the right track!
September 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“three years ago i didn’t even know your name. now i can’t imagine a day without you”
“i’ll try to make it home for supper” - “i’ll have it ready”
“that WOman”
“get off my car”
friends, we are on the right track!
“i’ll try to make it home for supper” - “i’ll have it ready”
“that WOman”
“get off my car”
friends, we are on the right track!
ms. yearwood’s new album is so nice i bought it twice. $18 shipping for one vinyl seems… excessive, tho, talkshop
July 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ms. yearwood’s new album is so nice i bought it twice. $18 shipping for one vinyl seems… excessive, tho, talkshop
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kinda miss the days when fandom made me feel things? maybe it’s just some residual bsg trauma but idk man. it’d be nice to be excited again
April 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
kinda miss the days when fandom made me feel things? maybe it’s just some residual bsg trauma but idk man. it’d be nice to be excited again
some of y’all just too damn comfortable saying shit in fandom
January 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
some of y’all just too damn comfortable saying shit in fandom
sorry my room is a gross mess but we finally had a gift exchange with family over the weekend and my stepmom made me a quilt *entirely* by hand, i 🥹
January 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
sorry my room is a gross mess but we finally had a gift exchange with family over the weekend and my stepmom made me a quilt *entirely* by hand, i 🥹
as a fairly slow reader i’m very impressed with my stats for ‘24. hoping we can make the goal of at least 50 books and 15k pages in ‘25
January 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
as a fairly slow reader i’m very impressed with my stats for ‘24. hoping we can make the goal of at least 50 books and 15k pages in ‘25
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tis the season 👩🏻🍳💋
December 23, 2024 at 7:09 PM
tis the season 👩🏻🍳💋
once again very casually asking for a 1.0 jelliot stabler character study to next contestant by nickelback because like. come on
December 19, 2024 at 12:34 AM
once again very casually asking for a 1.0 jelliot stabler character study to next contestant by nickelback because like. come on
it’s official hell week and that means black coffee and gas station sushi for breakfast everyday. fingers crossed we make it through 🤞🏻🤞🏻
December 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
it’s official hell week and that means black coffee and gas station sushi for breakfast everyday. fingers crossed we make it through 🤞🏻🤞🏻
sometimes i feel like the only fandoms i’m good at anymore are very specific niche fandoms and that just. does not click with my deep bpd/autistic need for validation
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 AM
sometimes i feel like the only fandoms i’m good at anymore are very specific niche fandoms and that just. does not click with my deep bpd/autistic need for validation
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I made a fucking HOW TO GUIDE for these slow burn idiots
November 9, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I made a fucking HOW TO GUIDE for these slow burn idiots
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It's trans day of remembrance where we remember all of our siblings we've lost this year to violence and hate. We know we've lost at least 350 trans and nonbinary people have been murdered in the last year.
We honor the dead and fight like hell for the living.
We honor the dead and fight like hell for the living.
November 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
It's trans day of remembrance where we remember all of our siblings we've lost this year to violence and hate. We know we've lost at least 350 trans and nonbinary people have been murdered in the last year.
We honor the dead and fight like hell for the living.
We honor the dead and fight like hell for the living.