getuponthemike
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getuponthemike
@getuponthemike.bsky.social
I believe in love and stars and numbers and pro wrestling and anything else fake you can put in front of me
My shit fucking sucks, I've lost literally all of my friends the past three years and the people who didn't just up and leave are so fucking bored of me that i just don't see them anymore. I genuinely don't have any friends I would even feel comfortable venting to at this point. No one gives a fuck
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Vampire Crawlers Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b6d...

"Deal world-ending combos and blitz through infested dungeons! Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors is a casual, turn‑based deckbuilder with roguelite elements."
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Real life giving the internet a run for its money
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Financial priorities:
July 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
truly this is counter strike surfing for a different generation
June 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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I am seeking current and former Screenwave Media employees willing to confidentially discuss management dynamics, workplace culture, HR practices, and internal processes. All communications will be handled confidentially. Please email me at m @ gamescritics dot org
June 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Rest in peace Brian Wilson, one of the all-time great weird guys
June 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
For science
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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In the midnight hour
she cried
Moore, More, Moore

With a rebel yell
she cried
Moore, More, Moore
June 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
SWITCH TWOOOOOOOOOO #switch2
June 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
shit sucks
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Shitty week
June 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I can't do these fucking dating apps anymore I just popped onto hinge and two really cute girls unmatched me, one said my being allergic to cats was a deal breaker even tho id never ask anyone to get rid of a pet and the other just unmatched me after I asked what her hobbies were lol
May 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I do not miss my ex I am just craving some connection
May 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I have amazing news!! I just found out you can watch the original Lilo and Stitch! You don't have to see the new live action one, there's an animated one that's readily available and better in every way! 🤯🤯🤯
May 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Saying "I don't fuckin' care" out loud to information I chose to look up.
May 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You know I've never actually seen just one single Pringle, but rhymes have never lied to me before?
May 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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artists should really repost more, considering how long each drawing takes.

anyway, take this. ive forced you to scroll past my art again
May 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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*threateningly* I’m gonna write this mid-90’s historical ska novel.
May 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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"Misgendering? How pathetic, maybe you should work on your worthless deck and third-rate skills rather than wasting my time with bigotry."
May 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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THEY MADE LIGHT WOKE.
Sir Issac Newton proving sunlight is gay:
May 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM