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ghosteerie.bsky.social
Eu desinstalei o Twitter porque vi a opinião BOSTA de uma trotskista
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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paulomoreira.bsky.social
ah droga lá vem ele eh o shadow 😔🔥
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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brainb4rf.bsky.social
ties!! jan 28th 8pm eastern time :-)
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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afterfield.bsky.social
Lifecycle
October 21, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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laertecoutinho.bsky.social
saiu na Folha @folha.com :
Tira em 4 quadrinhos: 1) Mulher, com ar compungido, aproxima-se de plantas meio murchas e diz: “Peço desculpas por não regar vocês há uma semana.” 2) Mulher, sempre compungida, fala com um papagaio num poleiro com corrente: “Peço desculpas por deixar você preso nessa corrente.” 3) Mulher apresenta um bolo de aniversário com uma vela acesa a um jovem, de óculos. Ela diz: “Peço desculpas por esquecer o seu aniversário.” 4) A mulher completa: “E o seu nome” - o jovem olha o bolo, em cuja superfície está escrito: “PARABÉNS FILHO”.
October 14, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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thorbycorvin.bsky.social
October 11, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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slangwordscott.bsky.social
October 9, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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artvelasco.com
Spreading the word on Twitter
October 9, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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imzeferino.bsky.social
home is where the weird is
October 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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frnkieroswift.bsky.social
não existe 1 fa de harry potter q n seja brega ô povinho estranho
October 6, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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mawile.bsky.social
October 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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scvrfvvce.bsky.social
sempre assim
October 5, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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laranjadinho.deichator.ar
deu um grau de moto: vai preso

atentou contra a democracia: veja bem,
October 5, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "I'm sorry, unemployed boyfriend. I have to go to work." The unemployed boyfriend clings to the workin man's knee. The workin man slams the door and the unemployed boyfriend waits patiently by it with a worried expression. The sun sets slowly until the room is enveloped in darkness. Still, he waits patiently.
October 6, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
The Death of Cathy
A machine monitors an elderly Cathy's heartbeat. She thinks "I'm dying. I can feel it all slip away. And I know what comes next. Chemicals will flood my brain and wreak havoc with my memories. I will live my final moments in fantasy. But it's not a fantasy. Because everything that we are can be reduced to just that... chemicals and memories. SO this is all really happening... This IS reality. My family. My friends. My love. They're all here. They are safe. THey are loved. And they love me. And that is the comedy of it all. We are all granted acces to the kingdom of heaven. All hopes fulfilled. All sins forgiven. Because that is the tender mercy of whatever force created us. We are built to know the eternal and for that eternity to feel like no time at all. Cathy fades into space. The blackness of the cosmos reflected in her dying eyes. She cries. She closes her eyes, says "ack' and gently passes into oblivion.
October 4, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman sees Trent Reznor at concert singing "I want to fuck you like an animal." The woman, later in a hotel room smacks the side of her face and says "wow I can't believe I'm hooking up with Trent Reznor." She hears Trent's voice come from an open door. He says "okay, I'm ready..." He is dressed up like the muppet Animal, with drumsticks and a chain, but he is still wearing a black mesh shirt. The woman says "oh, that's what you meant."
September 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man in a Snoopy costume hands a pill to another man in Snoopy costume and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy rave." They take the drugs and their eyes expand and one says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." They dance in a dark club to Deep House music with a group of other Snoopys. They dance in Snoopy's signature style as displayed in "A Charlie Brown Christmas." A guy dressed as Brian Griffin walks in. One Snoopy says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another one says "get the fuck out of here, dude."
October 2, 2024 at 2:22 PM
ghosteerie.bsky.social
Deus me abandonou (estou menstruada)
October 1, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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berneri.horse
🍀 FLOCK
August 1, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
A lot of complaints about Bluesky amount to people admitting that they have grown so accustomed to algorithms feeding them an endless train of slop that they are completely unable to manage without it
September 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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momorsa.bsky.social
Eu sou autista e entendo as tirinhas da Laerte
September 27, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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linhadotrem.bsky.social
Tá na mão
September 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM