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if an anvil ever hits you on the head and you fold into an accordion, don’t fret, just blow into your thumb or the end of your tail and you will fill back up with air
December 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
if an anvil ever hits you on the head and you fold into an accordion, don’t fret, just blow into your thumb or the end of your tail and you will fill back up with air
I was today years old when I learned this 🤣🤣🤣
When I was a little boy watching Rudolf I could only think of one thing, taking multiple of Santa’s hot sticky loads. You heard me correct, several of Santa’s hot sticky loads.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is on NBC tonight, it's 60th anniversary of it's showing on TV. i remember watching this when i was very young, and i wondered why Santa was such a jerk. Incredibly demeaning and judgmental.
December 9, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I was today years old when I learned this 🤣🤣🤣
When I was a little boy watching Rudolf I could only think of one thing, taking multiple of Santa’s hot sticky loads. You heard me correct, several of Santa’s hot sticky loads.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is on NBC tonight, it's 60th anniversary of it's showing on TV. i remember watching this when i was very young, and i wondered why Santa was such a jerk. Incredibly demeaning and judgmental.
December 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
When I was a little boy watching Rudolf I could only think of one thing, taking multiple of Santa’s hot sticky loads. You heard me correct, several of Santa’s hot sticky loads.
The 5 of you are my best friends in this sick sick world…..I’m sucking on the barrel of my gun but you 5 fuckers keep the butter churning….thanks…….
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
The 5 of you are my best friends in this sick sick world…..I’m sucking on the barrel of my gun but you 5 fuckers keep the butter churning….thanks…….
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airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 PM
airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
I hate my dentist, he started playing my teeth like piano keys and called me “my plaque-y muse”
November 22, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I hate my dentist, he started playing my teeth like piano keys and called me “my plaque-y muse”
Dribble Dribble…Dunk!
Haha that’s what I would say if I did basketball :) just a little joke for y’all haha!
Haha that’s what I would say if I did basketball :) just a little joke for y’all haha!
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Dribble Dribble…Dunk!
Haha that’s what I would say if I did basketball :) just a little joke for y’all haha!
Haha that’s what I would say if I did basketball :) just a little joke for y’all haha!