Mashed Bortatoes
@giantsizebort.bsky.social
A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
all I'm sayin' is; no straight and cis man knows how to coordinate an outfit like this on the fly
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
all I'm sayin' is; no straight and cis man knows how to coordinate an outfit like this on the fly
A great deal of my protags and characters have Trunks in their DNA to some capacity, including "Girl Trunks", "Trunks With Glasses", and "Actually Just Trunks But Renamed"
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A great deal of my protags and characters have Trunks in their DNA to some capacity, including "Girl Trunks", "Trunks With Glasses", and "Actually Just Trunks But Renamed"
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
Me seeing a tasty sandwich: 😀
Me having to see anyone else's food opinions:
Me having to see anyone else's food opinions:
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me seeing a tasty sandwich: 😀
Me having to see anyone else's food opinions:
Me having to see anyone else's food opinions:
There's a Star Wars discourse? Did y'all find my lightsaber rankings?
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There's a Star Wars discourse? Did y'all find my lightsaber rankings?
When the world needs him most...
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When the world needs him most...
There are four types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There are four types of guys online. No exceptions.
Looking back, we made about as good a Bulk and Skull as we could have.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Looking back, we made about as good a Bulk and Skull as we could have.
Gimme da grapplers
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gimme da grapplers
This is, for my money, the best joke I've ever done on the internet.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is, for my money, the best joke I've ever done on the internet.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
My favorite Street Fighter characters (was gonna change it up to not copy from last post, but felt I had to be truthful)
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My favorite Street Fighter characters (was gonna change it up to not copy from last post, but felt I had to be truthful)
when you go through the haunted house that requires a consent form, but 10/10, would do it again
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
when you go through the haunted house that requires a consent form, but 10/10, would do it again
If these guys could get away with belching "I WANT MONEY AND PUSSY" all the time, that's all they'd do.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If these guys could get away with belching "I WANT MONEY AND PUSSY" all the time, that's all they'd do.
y'know what
yeah, she seems pretty fucken hardcore, I would not try to street race with her
yeah, she seems pretty fucken hardcore, I would not try to street race with her
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
y'know what
yeah, she seems pretty fucken hardcore, I would not try to street race with her
yeah, she seems pretty fucken hardcore, I would not try to street race with her
"A second plane has hit the towers."
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"A second plane has hit the towers."
Love democracy baby, blue wave, woooooo hoooooo
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Love democracy baby, blue wave, woooooo hoooooo