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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
Tom Servo. Something about Kevin Murphy's acerbic wit plus his penchant for music theater made his barbs really great.
Name your fav MST3K character
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tom Servo. Something about Kevin Murphy's acerbic wit plus his penchant for music theater made his barbs really great.
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He actually meant "Street Sharks killed Hulk Hogan." The anthropomorphic shark men from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired cartoon and toyline.
They killed him.
They killed him.
Ric Flair Clarifies 'Street Drugs Killed Hulk Hogan' Comments
Ric Flair Clarifies 'Street Drugs Killed Hulk Hogan' Comments - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Ric Flair clarifies comments he made regarding the death of Hulk Hogan.
www.fightful.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
He actually meant "Street Sharks killed Hulk Hogan." The anthropomorphic shark men from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired cartoon and toyline.
They killed him.
They killed him.
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thinking up a new character
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
thinking up a new character
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Imagine you're flipping off a shitass Muskmobile and the brakes screech and then Seth Franklin Rollins jumps out to yell at you, I'd lose it instantly
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Imagine you're flipping off a shitass Muskmobile and the brakes screech and then Seth Franklin Rollins jumps out to yell at you, I'd lose it instantly
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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it seems like there was a time where if you completely misread consumer sentiment this badly for years and pressed ahead anyway there might be consequences for your career
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it seems like there was a time where if you completely misread consumer sentiment this badly for years and pressed ahead anyway there might be consequences for your career
Adventures in youtube shorts: is tom segura so fucking precious and brittle that he had to make the umpteenth skit about a barista being mean to him, the superior comedian?
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Adventures in youtube shorts: is tom segura so fucking precious and brittle that he had to make the umpteenth skit about a barista being mean to him, the superior comedian?
The whole block lost power as I was finally getting to play Astrobot, which feels like an exceptionally cruel turn from the universe.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The whole block lost power as I was finally getting to play Astrobot, which feels like an exceptionally cruel turn from the universe.
"I don't like the thing you're all talking about liking"
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"I don't like the thing you're all talking about liking"
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
Garfield Macy's Parade balloon:
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Maybe in 2026 I'll get some new material
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Maybe in 2026 I'll get some new material
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there was a while where i thought this pic was so funny that i would just say "Mcchicken" at random intervals not realizing my roommates took that to mean i loved mcchickens and once after a rough day they surprised me with one and i went "What the fuck? I'm not eating this" and i still feel guilty
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
there was a while where i thought this pic was so funny that i would just say "Mcchicken" at random intervals not realizing my roommates took that to mean i loved mcchickens and once after a rough day they surprised me with one and i went "What the fuck? I'm not eating this" and i still feel guilty
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If you told Goku about Thanksgiving he would start crying tears of joy
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you told Goku about Thanksgiving he would start crying tears of joy
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Dear Mr. Fantasy
Play us a tune
Hey wait isn't that the guy
from Riverdale
Play us a tune
Hey wait isn't that the guy
from Riverdale
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dear Mr. Fantasy
Play us a tune
Hey wait isn't that the guy
from Riverdale
Play us a tune
Hey wait isn't that the guy
from Riverdale
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I LOVE THIS FUCKIN SHIT
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I LOVE THIS FUCKIN SHIT
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so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding national guardsmen to DC and then his mother started crying
NEW: 500 additional National Guardsmen will be sent to D.C., Sec. Hegseth says.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding national guardsmen to DC and then his mother started crying
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Sorry they were out of Thanksgiving turkeys so I got you 18 pounds of Chicken in a Biskit crackers
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sorry they were out of Thanksgiving turkeys so I got you 18 pounds of Chicken in a Biskit crackers
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I call them the Chain Friends
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I call them the Chain Friends
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on the one hand it'd almost definitely be translated as Niisama, but on the other, going with 'onii-chan' would be funny as hell tho
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
on the one hand it'd almost definitely be translated as Niisama, but on the other, going with 'onii-chan' would be funny as hell tho
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So Moxley Killer O'Reilly is out of the C2, replaced by Roderick Strong, the Actual Husband of Moxley's Work Wife
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So Moxley Killer O'Reilly is out of the C2, replaced by Roderick Strong, the Actual Husband of Moxley's Work Wife
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Stranger Things Season 5
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Stranger Things Season 5
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The fact that generative AI effectively created an embargo on new ideas is very sad to me
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The fact that generative AI effectively created an embargo on new ideas is very sad to me
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