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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
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Posted this to X and immediately deleted cause, why would I do that to myself?
I need to frequent this app more
I need to frequent this app more
January 19, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Posted this to X and immediately deleted cause, why would I do that to myself?
I need to frequent this app more
I need to frequent this app more
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i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app
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Now they're about to give the gestapo more money than the marines. If I'm part of any armed forces, I'm paying attention to just what my service is worth anymore.
Someone should probably point out to the national guard that the pretend police gets a hotel while they have to camp out on the ground and floor of wherever they can find.
ICE appears to be staying at the Doubletree hotel in Carson. Multiple ICE vehicles parked.
July 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Now they're about to give the gestapo more money than the marines. If I'm part of any armed forces, I'm paying attention to just what my service is worth anymore.
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If these guys could get away with belching "I WANT MONEY AND PUSSY" all the time, that's all they'd do.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If these guys could get away with belching "I WANT MONEY AND PUSSY" all the time, that's all they'd do.
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I'm aware why they used Immigrant Song, I'm also aware if you pay Led Zeppelin money you use the Led Zeppelin...but I'm convinced, to this day, that Thor should have jumped off the balcony to God of Thunder.
God Of Thunder
YouTube video by KISS - Topic
youtu.be
August 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm aware why they used Immigrant Song, I'm also aware if you pay Led Zeppelin money you use the Led Zeppelin...but I'm convinced, to this day, that Thor should have jumped off the balcony to God of Thunder.
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I thank my lucky stars every day that the autocrats we are dealing with in this country are very impatient, and not very bright.
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I thank my lucky stars every day that the autocrats we are dealing with in this country are very impatient, and not very bright.
Patriots vs Seahawks in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Patriots vs Seahawks in the Super Bowl
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Right wing white dudes finally noticing things a lot of women do for their kids, offices and communities on a daily basis:
PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS
PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Right wing white dudes finally noticing things a lot of women do for their kids, offices and communities on a daily basis:
PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS
PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS
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Ummm they've already been shooting civilians
I think that the reason why they haven't invoked the Insurrection Act is that the military (barring a few spec-ops psychos) wouldn't follow orders to shoot protestors and they know this
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Ummm they've already been shooting civilians
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CMLL's success has very little to do with their US TV exposure. Hangman's promo was great. It was not as meaningful years of CMLL building up Arena Mexico as a place to go, building relationshisp with tourism officials and getting stars over.
CMLL is having the greatest run in its history because they now have U.S. tv exposure. They were cooking before, but everything changed with Grand Slam (Hangman's promo) and the Anniversary show (Star of Happy Gilmore 2 main events). AEW just never gets the credit it deserves.
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
CMLL's success has very little to do with their US TV exposure. Hangman's promo was great. It was not as meaningful years of CMLL building up Arena Mexico as a place to go, building relationshisp with tourism officials and getting stars over.
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It is what it is as a facial expression
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It is what it is as a facial expression
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The voice of Yoshi? That’s right, also Chris Pratt
January 25, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The voice of Yoshi? That’s right, also Chris Pratt
"come join my disc lord"
"you mean your discord?"
"nah, my disc lord; we're watching Starchaser: The Legend of Orin on VHD"
"you mean your discord?"
"nah, my disc lord; we're watching Starchaser: The Legend of Orin on VHD"
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 AM
"come join my disc lord"
"you mean your discord?"
"nah, my disc lord; we're watching Starchaser: The Legend of Orin on VHD"
"you mean your discord?"
"nah, my disc lord; we're watching Starchaser: The Legend of Orin on VHD"
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sorry centrists abolishing ICE is popularism now
YouGov is out with a new poll after ICE killed another person in Minnesota today. Abolishing ICE is now +5 among all adults, and **+12 among independents**
substack.com/@gelliottmor...
substack.com/@gelliottmor...
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 AM
sorry centrists abolishing ICE is popularism now
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The Twin Cities is our home.
To our friends and neighbors: Stay safe, and please take care of each other.
Enough is enough…
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA.
To our friends and neighbors: Stay safe, and please take care of each other.
Enough is enough…
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA.
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The Twin Cities is our home.
To our friends and neighbors: Stay safe, and please take care of each other.
Enough is enough…
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA.
To our friends and neighbors: Stay safe, and please take care of each other.
Enough is enough…
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA.
Yeah! Yeah!!
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Yeah! Yeah!!
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HAHAHAAAAAA HOLY FUCK LOL
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
HAHAHAAAAAA HOLY FUCK LOL
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
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Worth noting that one reason you’re benefitting so fully from the Star-Tribune’s timely, extensive coverage of unfolding events is that it’s a metro newspaper that hasn’t been systematically starved to further enrich shareholders and executives.
January 24, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Worth noting that one reason you’re benefitting so fully from the Star-Tribune’s timely, extensive coverage of unfolding events is that it’s a metro newspaper that hasn’t been systematically starved to further enrich shareholders and executives.
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
okay hear me out
Coca-Cola
Barqs Root Beer
Sun Drop
Dr. Pepper
Barqs Root Beer
Sun Drop
Dr. Pepper
What's on your Mt. Rushmore of pop/sodas?
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Coca-Cola
Barqs Root Beer
Sun Drop
Dr. Pepper
Barqs Root Beer
Sun Drop
Dr. Pepper
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