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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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Become ungovernable
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Become ungovernable
At the very, very least, Kurt Angle was always a guy that fedheads would make their workrate guy, even over guys like Benoit or Jericho, to point to as the standard for not giving indy guys like Joe or Danielson the time of day
caught wind that there's yet another round of youngers insisting that nobody ever said Kurt Angle was overrated during his career, that this absurd notion has been concocted only recently and by those who simply must be joking, and once again I am tired of being told I don't exist
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
At the very, very least, Kurt Angle was always a guy that fedheads would make their workrate guy, even over guys like Benoit or Jericho, to point to as the standard for not giving indy guys like Joe or Danielson the time of day
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“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.
“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”
This post that got like a billion likes when @ooccouchgags.bsky.social reposted it to X
This post that got like a billion likes when @ooccouchgags.bsky.social reposted it to X
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“Supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort” is a great argument against cringe culture.
thinkin' about making tater tots
it's midnight
it's midnight
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 AM
thinkin' about making tater tots
it's midnight
it's midnight
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January 26, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
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Any wrestling promotion or wrestler using these horrific ICE tragedies as a means to get heat can get fucked. Run into traffic, you fucking losers.
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Any wrestling promotion or wrestler using these horrific ICE tragedies as a means to get heat can get fucked. Run into traffic, you fucking losers.
...I think it's sweet of Becky Lynch n' all, but she and Sami Zayn and CM Punk and etc really gotta figure out that collecting checks from what is currently a propaganda arm of a fascist presidency makes their political rhetoric mean fuck all
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 AM
...I think it's sweet of Becky Lynch n' all, but she and Sami Zayn and CM Punk and etc really gotta figure out that collecting checks from what is currently a propaganda arm of a fascist presidency makes their political rhetoric mean fuck all
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If I run into Greg Bovino here in California it’s on sight, assuming I have a microscope powerful enough to detect him.
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If I run into Greg Bovino here in California it’s on sight, assuming I have a microscope powerful enough to detect him.
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it's the Blitz all over again, and the Nazis are always surprised when being terrorized doesn't make people give up
The MAGA regime also really obviously doesn't know what to do with the fact that each time ICE murders somebody, the people they're trying to scare merely get more angry and more motivated to fight back.
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
it's the Blitz all over again, and the Nazis are always surprised when being terrorized doesn't make people give up
New talking point; Harry Potter should have ended how Wizards ended.
January 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
New talking point; Harry Potter should have ended how Wizards ended.
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They had a whole programming block on Cartoon Network named after this guy
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
They had a whole programming block on Cartoon Network named after this guy
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All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
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Unless they're literally plummeting off buildings, we can make morale go lower.
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Unless they're literally plummeting off buildings, we can make morale go lower.
Davey Jones Monkees voice:
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Davey Jones Monkees voice:
I feel the same way about the Dexter's Lab relaunch in 2001.
Rugrats Applesauce (1998-2001): A line of brightly-colored, fruit-flavored applesauce cups, available in Watermelon or Fruit Punch. Released initially to promote "Rugrats: The Movie", they stuck around until the release of "Rugrats in Paris" in 2000, where they saw a bump in promotion.
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I feel the same way about the Dexter's Lab relaunch in 2001.
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus