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relax guys, it’s still ken
@isawken.bsky.social
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org
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done with the horrors. no more of that nonsense. from here on out it’s all about the funnies
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Oh hey! It got announced!

I am HONORED to be amongst the murderer's row of talent included in MONSTERS IN LOVE: A PRIDE ANTHOLOGY with @darkhorse.com and @readtinyonion.bsky.social!

I am so thrilled for y'all to read @tench.bsky.social and I's story: HOW TO DATE YOUR DRAGON!
February 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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shibari
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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What about constructive witticisms?
February 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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ran out of jokes. now i’m jestitute
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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left a banana peel in the middle of my kitchen floor overnight and a bunch of clowns got in. they’re taking turns doing physical comedy with it and won’t leave. it’s a real injestation. i’m gonna have to hire a jesterminator and get the house foolmigated
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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please do not give me feedback on my jokes. i am not open to sugjestions
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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what is a comedy twitch streamer if not a work from home jester
December 5, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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the humormane thing to do is to put a hotwheels car down on the floor and once they all get into their new clown car, take it outside and let them loose
February 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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japes gone...
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
ran out of jokes. now i’m jestitute
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
left a banana peel in the middle of my kitchen floor overnight and a bunch of clowns got in. they’re taking turns doing physical comedy with it and won’t leave. it’s a real injestation. i’m gonna have to hire a jesterminator and get the house foolmigated
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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No laughing matter, but I was hoping that they could makeup.
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
please do not give me feedback on my jokes. i am not open to sugjestions
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
radical underground goofsters are threatening to upset the jestablishment
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
no one on the teams call laughed at my joke, really took a hit to my self jesteem
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
sorry guys but i gotta take a quick break to run to the jestroom
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Oof its really tough to figure out how to handle all those different relationships you can't communicate with

So much non contact juggling
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
rush hour traffic was awful today. there were like a hundred clowns on the road. they were shoved into about fifteen cars but still, the roads were pretty conjested
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
clown GPS telling me i made it to the circus “You Have Now Reached Your Jestination”
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
got hired by the king to be part of his secret shadowy cabal of royal fools, i’m now a proud member of his jestapo
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
my liege hired me to spy on his potentially evil royal alchemist, call me his private injestigator
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
going to the stand and swearing to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the kingdom’s recent royal fool scandal, i’m giving my jestimony
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
clown daughter going no contact with her mime parents, they’re jestranged now
February 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM