relax guys, it’s still ken
@isawken.bsky.social
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org
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done with the horrors. no more of that nonsense. from here on out it’s all about the funnies
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
done with the horrors. no more of that nonsense. from here on out it’s all about the funnies
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hi everyone professional fool ken here. i’d like to give you all a free Fool Tip: no matter how bad the joke is, do not couch it. no “sorry i had to” or “ill see myself out”, nunna that. say your awful shit with your whole chest. making a bad joke with pride is 1. more respectable 2. always funnier
February 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
hi everyone professional fool ken here. i’d like to give you all a free Fool Tip: no matter how bad the joke is, do not couch it. no “sorry i had to” or “ill see myself out”, nunna that. say your awful shit with your whole chest. making a bad joke with pride is 1. more respectable 2. always funnier
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office supplies themed exploration heavy roguelike called pencilvania
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
office supplies themed exploration heavy roguelike called pencilvania
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clouds are the skys makeup
February 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
clouds are the skys makeup
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do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties
hi everyone professional fool ken here. i’d like to give you all a free Fool Tip: no matter how bad the joke is, do not couch it. no “sorry i had to” or “ill see myself out”, nunna that. say your awful shit with your whole chest. making a bad joke with pride is 1. more respectable 2. always funnier
February 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
hi everyone professional fool ken here. i’d like to give you all a free Fool Tip: no matter how bad the joke is, do not couch it. no “sorry i had to” or “ill see myself out”, nunna that. say your awful shit with your whole chest. making a bad joke with pride is 1. more respectable 2. always funnier
done with the horrors. no more of that nonsense. from here on out it’s all about the funnies
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
done with the horrors. no more of that nonsense. from here on out it’s all about the funnies
do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties
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Oh hey! It got announced!
I am HONORED to be amongst the murderer's row of talent included in MONSTERS IN LOVE: A PRIDE ANTHOLOGY with @darkhorse.com and @readtinyonion.bsky.social!
I am so thrilled for y'all to read @tench.bsky.social and I's story: HOW TO DATE YOUR DRAGON!
I am HONORED to be amongst the murderer's row of talent included in MONSTERS IN LOVE: A PRIDE ANTHOLOGY with @darkhorse.com and @readtinyonion.bsky.social!
I am so thrilled for y'all to read @tench.bsky.social and I's story: HOW TO DATE YOUR DRAGON!
February 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Oh hey! It got announced!
I am HONORED to be amongst the murderer's row of talent included in MONSTERS IN LOVE: A PRIDE ANTHOLOGY with @darkhorse.com and @readtinyonion.bsky.social!
I am so thrilled for y'all to read @tench.bsky.social and I's story: HOW TO DATE YOUR DRAGON!
I am HONORED to be amongst the murderer's row of talent included in MONSTERS IN LOVE: A PRIDE ANTHOLOGY with @darkhorse.com and @readtinyonion.bsky.social!
I am so thrilled for y'all to read @tench.bsky.social and I's story: HOW TO DATE YOUR DRAGON!
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shibari
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
shibari
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What about constructive witticisms?
February 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
What about constructive witticisms?
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ran out of jokes. now i’m jestitute
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ran out of jokes. now i’m jestitute
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left a banana peel in the middle of my kitchen floor overnight and a bunch of clowns got in. they’re taking turns doing physical comedy with it and won’t leave. it’s a real injestation. i’m gonna have to hire a jesterminator and get the house foolmigated
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
left a banana peel in the middle of my kitchen floor overnight and a bunch of clowns got in. they’re taking turns doing physical comedy with it and won’t leave. it’s a real injestation. i’m gonna have to hire a jesterminator and get the house foolmigated
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please do not give me feedback on my jokes. i am not open to sugjestions
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
please do not give me feedback on my jokes. i am not open to sugjestions
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what is a comedy twitch streamer if not a work from home jester
December 5, 2024 at 6:29 PM
what is a comedy twitch streamer if not a work from home jester
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the humormane thing to do is to put a hotwheels car down on the floor and once they all get into their new clown car, take it outside and let them loose
February 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
the humormane thing to do is to put a hotwheels car down on the floor and once they all get into their new clown car, take it outside and let them loose
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japes gone...
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
japes gone...
ran out of jokes. now i’m jestitute
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ran out of jokes. now i’m jestitute
left a banana peel in the middle of my kitchen floor overnight and a bunch of clowns got in. they’re taking turns doing physical comedy with it and won’t leave. it’s a real injestation. i’m gonna have to hire a jesterminator and get the house foolmigated
February 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
left a banana peel in the middle of my kitchen floor overnight and a bunch of clowns got in. they’re taking turns doing physical comedy with it and won’t leave. it’s a real injestation. i’m gonna have to hire a jesterminator and get the house foolmigated
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No laughing matter, but I was hoping that they could makeup.
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
No laughing matter, but I was hoping that they could makeup.
please do not give me feedback on my jokes. i am not open to sugjestions
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
please do not give me feedback on my jokes. i am not open to sugjestions
radical underground goofsters are threatening to upset the jestablishment
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
radical underground goofsters are threatening to upset the jestablishment
no one on the teams call laughed at my joke, really took a hit to my self jesteem
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
no one on the teams call laughed at my joke, really took a hit to my self jesteem
sorry guys but i gotta take a quick break to run to the jestroom
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
sorry guys but i gotta take a quick break to run to the jestroom