relax guys, it’s still ken
@isawken.bsky.social
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org
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sometimes when i’m having trouble falling asleep i imagine crushing a billionaire’s head in with a rock
February 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
sometimes when i’m having trouble falling asleep i imagine crushing a billionaire’s head in with a rock
please send thoughts and prayers i have to go to work tomorrow even though i am silly and jaunty and full of tomfoolery and mirth :/
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
please send thoughts and prayers i have to go to work tomorrow even though i am silly and jaunty and full of tomfoolery and mirth :/
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this pops up in the corner of your screen when you follow me
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
this pops up in the corner of your screen when you follow me
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when I make the awesomeface, I'm reclaiming my culture
February 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
when I make the awesomeface, I'm reclaiming my culture
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We are down to less than $150 and 14 backers to smash both stretch goals and we've got 29 hours left.
Help us hit the goals, force Lauren to draw hot SYTI smut, and also get every backer a digital copy of my script for issue 1!
As we are all fully funded, this will all go to more pay for the team!
Help us hit the goals, force Lauren to draw hot SYTI smut, and also get every backer a digital copy of my script for issue 1!
As we are all fully funded, this will all go to more pay for the team!
If we can get to our last two stretch goals before the campaign ends, I will draw some supernova level NSFW Corsica/Florence art as a thank you 😇
SINK YOUR TEETH IN #1 - Mature Sapphic Noir Chicago Vampires
An undead PI hunts a missing vamp, facing ancient Mob Families, corrupt cops, & a past she buried to survive. Zoe Tunnell/Lauren Knight
www.kickstarter.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
We are down to less than $150 and 14 backers to smash both stretch goals and we've got 29 hours left.
Help us hit the goals, force Lauren to draw hot SYTI smut, and also get every backer a digital copy of my script for issue 1!
As we are all fully funded, this will all go to more pay for the team!
Help us hit the goals, force Lauren to draw hot SYTI smut, and also get every backer a digital copy of my script for issue 1!
As we are all fully funded, this will all go to more pay for the team!
you’re not allowed to make fun of me for saying awesomesauce and amazeballs. i can reclaim
February 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
you’re not allowed to make fun of me for saying awesomesauce and amazeballs. i can reclaim
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but no really we need cis ppl who positively and enthusiastically advocate for us and i dont care if it's a little corny bc im so fucking tired of the ironic detachment "no one cares" angle of allyship
February 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
but no really we need cis ppl who positively and enthusiastically advocate for us and i dont care if it's a little corny bc im so fucking tired of the ironic detachment "no one cares" angle of allyship
we love to see a queen speaking truth to power: History Has No Value
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
we love to see a queen speaking truth to power: History Has No Value
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things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
February 18, 2026 at 8:56 PM
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
this pic came up in my little memories widget and i became so overwhelmed with the desire for summer i got straight up nauseous
February 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
this pic came up in my little memories widget and i became so overwhelmed with the desire for summer i got straight up nauseous
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BREAKING: rare 'fast' homer discovered
February 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
BREAKING: rare 'fast' homer discovered
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bro are you beholding this shit?
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
bro are you beholding this shit?
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
bro if mine eyes deceive me you gotttttta tell me bro
one of my most desperate beliefs is that before i die i will see a woman with unshaved legs on the cover of a fashion magazine. i have to believe this otherwise i start thinking about hurting people
February 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
one of my most desperate beliefs is that before i die i will see a woman with unshaved legs on the cover of a fashion magazine. i have to believe this otherwise i start thinking about hurting people
they call me snake eyes. because i have two eyes. like a snake does
February 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
they call me snake eyes. because i have two eyes. like a snake does
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this pops up in the corner of your screen when you follow me
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
this pops up in the corner of your screen when you follow me
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thought it was fine to eat
the witchs candy house
but now im in hot water
the witchs candy house
but now im in hot water
February 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
thought it was fine to eat
the witchs candy house
but now im in hot water
the witchs candy house
but now im in hot water
just got back from my adhd testing. yeah they hooked me up to a buncha wires. they asked me to picture cards they were holding up behind a sheet of lead, made me levitate blocks with my mind, normal stuff. turns out? i don’t even have adhd. yeah. it’s actually ocd
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
just got back from my adhd testing. yeah they hooked me up to a buncha wires. they asked me to picture cards they were holding up behind a sheet of lead, made me levitate blocks with my mind, normal stuff. turns out? i don’t even have adhd. yeah. it’s actually ocd
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done with the horrors. no more of that nonsense. from here on out it’s all about the funnies
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
done with the horrors. no more of that nonsense. from here on out it’s all about the funnies
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hi everyone professional fool ken here. i’d like to give you all a free Fool Tip: no matter how bad the joke is, do not couch it. no “sorry i had to” or “ill see myself out”, nunna that. say your awful shit with your whole chest. making a bad joke with pride is 1. more respectable 2. always funnier
February 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
hi everyone professional fool ken here. i’d like to give you all a free Fool Tip: no matter how bad the joke is, do not couch it. no “sorry i had to” or “ill see myself out”, nunna that. say your awful shit with your whole chest. making a bad joke with pride is 1. more respectable 2. always funnier
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office supplies themed exploration heavy roguelike called pencilvania
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
office supplies themed exploration heavy roguelike called pencilvania
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clouds are the skys makeup
February 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
clouds are the skys makeup
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do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties