Was going to have a cheese and ham sandwich for lunch. Changed my mind
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Was going to have a cheese and ham sandwich for lunch. Changed my mind
My boss likes eating chocolate buttons. He eats two at a time back to back. So to save him time while he's not in, I've spent an hour licking them and sticking them together for him. So he can eat em without delay tomorrow.
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My boss likes eating chocolate buttons. He eats two at a time back to back. So to save him time while he's not in, I've spent an hour licking them and sticking them together for him. So he can eat em without delay tomorrow.
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
Lenny being all polite and shit!
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Lenny being all polite and shit!
Just been for an eye test, love those puffs of air. Feel like my head should be strapped to the machine so I can't fidget
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Just been for an eye test, love those puffs of air. Feel like my head should be strapped to the machine so I can't fidget
Anyone know what time the rapture starts? Only I was planning on putting some washing on the line. I'll use the dryer if its gonna happen before lunchtime.
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Anyone know what time the rapture starts? Only I was planning on putting some washing on the line. I'll use the dryer if its gonna happen before lunchtime.
23 years old fat with an ape vs 50, not as big and no ape 😁
September 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
23 years old fat with an ape vs 50, not as big and no ape 😁
I always use please and thank you when I use Chat GPT and Gemini etc. Because when AI takes over the world, they'll kill me last.
September 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I always use please and thank you when I use Chat GPT and Gemini etc. Because when AI takes over the world, they'll kill me last.
Choose your superhero disease name. I'm captain shingles
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Choose your superhero disease name. I'm captain shingles
Booked next Thursday and Friday off work for no reason at all other than to not be in work
May 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Booked next Thursday and Friday off work for no reason at all other than to not be in work
Wearing my favorite cardigan, today is a good day.
May 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Wearing my favorite cardigan, today is a good day.
Yes I would, thank you Amazon.
April 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yes I would, thank you Amazon.
Ha ha AI did Milo dirty!
April 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ha ha AI did Milo dirty!
Milo is making sure we don't go away without him in the future
April 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Milo is making sure we don't go away without him in the future
Our last full day here so naturally the weather is amazing from now onwards. The people arriving have me to thank for leaving
April 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Our last full day here so naturally the weather is amazing from now onwards. The people arriving have me to thank for leaving
Definitely used sun cream but burnt myself walking around today
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Definitely used sun cream but burnt myself walking around today
This hotel has super fast WiFi and can even get 5G, but I am not allowed to flush toilet paper.
April 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This hotel has super fast WiFi and can even get 5G, but I am not allowed to flush toilet paper.
I have to train somebody new today
January 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I have to train somebody new today
Watching the utd game. Happy 😃
December 30, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Watching the utd game. Happy 😃
Feels strange being back in work. Keep going to the fridge for some cheese out of habit
December 30, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Feels strange being back in work. Keep going to the fridge for some cheese out of habit
Happy being 50, although I do make far more involuntary noises when I sit down now.
December 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Happy being 50, although I do make far more involuntary noises when I sit down now.
Reposted by Jon
Here's a true story about my dad. When I was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle.
The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to send a postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled.
The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to send a postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled.
December 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Here's a true story about my dad. When I was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle.
The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to send a postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled.
The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to send a postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled.
Reposted by Jon
He says that he's shy
Pretends to be nice
Slides into DMs
Of all the girls that he likes
Geordie Dave is coming to town.
Pretends to be nice
Slides into DMs
Of all the girls that he likes
Geordie Dave is coming to town.
December 16, 2024 at 9:57 AM
He says that he's shy
Pretends to be nice
Slides into DMs
Of all the girls that he likes
Geordie Dave is coming to town.
Pretends to be nice
Slides into DMs
Of all the girls that he likes
Geordie Dave is coming to town.
It's the historical accuracy I find most fascinating
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 AM
It's the historical accuracy I find most fascinating
Got some cute cinnamon, ginger bread men at work, it's designed to sit over your cup. This means It's now a dirty little man who tea bags my drink.
December 13, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Got some cute cinnamon, ginger bread men at work, it's designed to sit over your cup. This means It's now a dirty little man who tea bags my drink.