So dehydrated the coconut water doesn’t taste like anything

Trying out new names. Lots of other words sound like my first name.

I’m watching Ted Lasso and reading The Bright Sword and what I’m concluding is that Ted Lasso is King Arthur

Drank my goal amount of water today!! Counter acting that achievement by getting sun burnt and drunk

My massage therapist asked if I worked out often and then said “remember you gotta stretch before AND after”

whenever my cat complains about me not feeding him more than three times a day I have developed a habit of showing him great works of art that depict suffering (The Pieta, The Rape of Lucretia, The Fall of Nineveh) and explain in detail how his own pain greatly exceeds that depicted

Karlsson scores! 2-1 #Canucks

Look, capitalism bad /but/ sense of purpose from job good

I gotta make myself nocturnal now