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Cute, I guess.
I'm now expecting the follow up fess "catastrophically shat the bed while trying to fart as I came because otherwise my boyf is sad. He's really sad now."
I'm now expecting the follow up fess "catastrophically shat the bed while trying to fart as I came because otherwise my boyf is sad. He's really sad now."
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Cute, I guess.
I'm now expecting the follow up fess "catastrophically shat the bed while trying to fart as I came because otherwise my boyf is sad. He's really sad now."
I'm now expecting the follow up fess "catastrophically shat the bed while trying to fart as I came because otherwise my boyf is sad. He's really sad now."
Quality Fesshole reference there.
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Quality Fesshole reference there.
Heh, ghostbusters - what a brilliant name for those!
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Heh, ghostbusters - what a brilliant name for those!
You shouldn't look up "the stranger" on Urban Dictionary. Yes it involves touching something with a numb hand. No it's not your phone.
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 AM
You shouldn't look up "the stranger" on Urban Dictionary. Yes it involves touching something with a numb hand. No it's not your phone.
Sounds like a pretty epic night out to me!
January 21, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Sounds like a pretty epic night out to me!
Did you consider asking for a sympathy shag? You could have offered to put your head in a paper bag.
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Did you consider asking for a sympathy shag? You could have offered to put your head in a paper bag.
In-laws: dispatched off home after 57 cups of tea and 4.5 hours of faffing.
Rubbish: approaching EU waste limits and we're still 3 days away from the next collection.
Also, PSA it's Saturday
Rubbish: approaching EU waste limits and we're still 3 days away from the next collection.
Also, PSA it's Saturday
December 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
In-laws: dispatched off home after 57 cups of tea and 4.5 hours of faffing.
Rubbish: approaching EU waste limits and we're still 3 days away from the next collection.
Also, PSA it's Saturday
Rubbish: approaching EU waste limits and we're still 3 days away from the next collection.
Also, PSA it's Saturday
Sugar and palm oil usually. It's shocking what's in the stuff I grew up with, also it tastes rank, comparatively, now we're used to the 100% stuff.
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sugar and palm oil usually. It's shocking what's in the stuff I grew up with, also it tastes rank, comparatively, now we're used to the 100% stuff.
I have taken the liberty of translating this into English for you:
"If you're offended by a bit of twee, jog on mate, you can't fuck me"
"If you're offended by a bit of twee, jog on mate, you can't fuck me"
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have taken the liberty of translating this into English for you:
"If you're offended by a bit of twee, jog on mate, you can't fuck me"
"If you're offended by a bit of twee, jog on mate, you can't fuck me"
You feel dreadful for the appalling password reuse, right?
Right?
Right?
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You feel dreadful for the appalling password reuse, right?
Right?
Right?
Scarecrow's Wedding was wonderful. Lovely memories of reading it to our kids back in the day, who all delighted on watching it on TV yesterday despite now being teens. Magic Light Pictures do an excellent job of these adaptations.
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Scarecrow's Wedding was wonderful. Lovely memories of reading it to our kids back in the day, who all delighted on watching it on TV yesterday despite now being teens. Magic Light Pictures do an excellent job of these adaptations.
Mid forties. Put my back out for weeks by misjudging almost smooth ground and landing my foot c. an inch lower than I expected.
Done it twice now.
Done it twice now.
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Mid forties. Put my back out for weeks by misjudging almost smooth ground and landing my foot c. an inch lower than I expected.
Done it twice now.
Done it twice now.
One has to have goals.
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
One has to have goals.
Merry Christmas, padre.
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Merry Christmas, padre.
"Haha! Goodness, well I hope you don't mind doing that a bit more often if we get them all messy!"
There, sorted. Enjoy your girlfriend.
There, sorted. Enjoy your girlfriend.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Haha! Goodness, well I hope you don't mind doing that a bit more often if we get them all messy!"
There, sorted. Enjoy your girlfriend.
There, sorted. Enjoy your girlfriend.
Your girlfriend sounds quite fun.
But, keep it in the bedroom, mmm'kay?
But, keep it in the bedroom, mmm'kay?
September 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Your girlfriend sounds quite fun.
But, keep it in the bedroom, mmm'kay?
But, keep it in the bedroom, mmm'kay?
Christ the NHS really is going down the toilet.
September 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Christ the NHS really is going down the toilet.
Guy might have been intentionally playing safe on the possibility of the date going very well. Having a ring of fire in an unfamiliar bathroom the following morning could be unpleasant for all concerned.
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
August 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Guy might have been intentionally playing safe on the possibility of the date going very well. Having a ring of fire in an unfamiliar bathroom the following morning could be unpleasant for all concerned.
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
"And at 2330 I have scheduled 30 minutes for us to consummate the marriage. Remember to get a VAT receipt for the birth control"
June 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"And at 2330 I have scheduled 30 minutes for us to consummate the marriage. Remember to get a VAT receipt for the birth control"
Oh a devil's threesome?
* Nods sagely *
Steve, just don't make eye contact, and have a good night.
* Nods sagely *
Steve, just don't make eye contact, and have a good night.
May 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh a devil's threesome?
* Nods sagely *
Steve, just don't make eye contact, and have a good night.
* Nods sagely *
Steve, just don't make eye contact, and have a good night.
I also plan to rewatch the X-Files in this manner. I think the list's on Wikipedia even. I definitely don't have time to rewatch all of it but I'd like to relive the excitement of the mythology I so loved as a teen.
May 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I also plan to rewatch the X-Files in this manner. I think the list's on Wikipedia even. I definitely don't have time to rewatch all of it but I'd like to relive the excitement of the mythology I so loved as a teen.
One night in Bangkok makes the tough guys tumble
April 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
One night in Bangkok makes the tough guys tumble