The other day I jumped when I bumped into a coworker in the hallway and apologize saying I don’t know why I got so startled and he said “you ought to think about how you’re living your life”
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The other day I jumped when I bumped into a coworker in the hallway and apologize saying I don’t know why I got so startled and he said “you ought to think about how you’re living your life”
Shoutout to the tomato box I use as a footrest under my desk. You’re a sturdy lil guy
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Shoutout to the tomato box I use as a footrest under my desk. You’re a sturdy lil guy
When you press skip on #pandora and it automatically plays a song you thumbs upped. It’s like an over apologetic waiter bringing your favorite drink for fucking up.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When you press skip on #pandora and it automatically plays a song you thumbs upped. It’s like an over apologetic waiter bringing your favorite drink for fucking up.
Life is pretty unfair but can you imagine applying over and over for Jeopardy in the early/mid 2000s and you finally get to go on and your opponent is Ken Jennings mid victory-run
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Life is pretty unfair but can you imagine applying over and over for Jeopardy in the early/mid 2000s and you finally get to go on and your opponent is Ken Jennings mid victory-run
Dragonfruit is the La Croix of fruit
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dragonfruit is the La Croix of fruit
I think that anyone who bought a douchemobile aka #cybertruck is a dumbass, but this one is a FUNNY dumbass.
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think that anyone who bought a douchemobile aka #cybertruck is a dumbass, but this one is a FUNNY dumbass.
If you dumb motherfuckers don’t learn how to use a traffic circle I am going to become a statistic
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you dumb motherfuckers don’t learn how to use a traffic circle I am going to become a statistic
oh, yeah. i totally read the outsiders. haha yeah totally. remain silver, horse man. #theoutsiders
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
oh, yeah. i totally read the outsiders. haha yeah totally. remain silver, horse man. #theoutsiders
You can eat M&Ms for breakfast as long as you pick them out of a bag of nuts and raisins
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You can eat M&Ms for breakfast as long as you pick them out of a bag of nuts and raisins
I bought a pepper grinder specifically to keep in my room so I can enjoy potato salad out of my mini fridge without having to go down to the kitchen.
Priest: okay yeah it’s not what I’d call normal but still not a sin
Priest: okay yeah it’s not what I’d call normal but still not a sin
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I bought a pepper grinder specifically to keep in my room so I can enjoy potato salad out of my mini fridge without having to go down to the kitchen.
Priest: okay yeah it’s not what I’d call normal but still not a sin
Priest: okay yeah it’s not what I’d call normal but still not a sin
maybe eating a mummy would cure me
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
maybe eating a mummy would cure me
Saying “okay beemer” at any car that doesn’t use a turn signal
October 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Saying “okay beemer” at any car that doesn’t use a turn signal
“A TV host got his job back. The dead still cry out from the ground, and many more will be silenced permanently before the despot running the United States gives up his throne.”
Just so we're clear, it was money that got Kimmel his job back, not solidarity.
www.revenancy.com/blog/capital-over-principle
www.revenancy.com/blog/capital-over-principle
Capital over Principle — Revenancy
On how money talked, and tweets did nothing.
www.revenancy.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“A TV host got his job back. The dead still cry out from the ground, and many more will be silenced permanently before the despot running the United States gives up his throne.”
When fall rolls around I get Deku a little pumpkin, which he lovingly carries around until he realizes he can it it, and then chews it apart.
September 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When fall rolls around I get Deku a little pumpkin, which he lovingly carries around until he realizes he can it it, and then chews it apart.
Actually kind of upset I’ve had this taped up on the back of my work monitor for over six months and no one’s commented on it
September 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Actually kind of upset I’ve had this taped up on the back of my work monitor for over six months and no one’s commented on it
Watching the guy who cut me off in traffic subsequently get cut off by another driver
September 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Watching the guy who cut me off in traffic subsequently get cut off by another driver
Walked inside to get my McDonald’s breakfast like a common pilgrim
August 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Walked inside to get my McDonald’s breakfast like a common pilgrim
If you watch videos with no headphones on an eight hour Amtrak you should exit the gene pool immediately
August 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If you watch videos with no headphones on an eight hour Amtrak you should exit the gene pool immediately
Nobody can tell me fuck all today
August 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Nobody can tell me fuck all today
Today I had to order food for some students and they chose Chick Fil A which first of all ugh 🙄 but then I had to be seen crossing from the parking lot holding a bag of hate chicken
August 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Today I had to order food for some students and they chose Chick Fil A which first of all ugh 🙄 but then I had to be seen crossing from the parking lot holding a bag of hate chicken
How are you going to type in my email (contains my name) watch it autofill with my whole name (internal email) and then misspell it in the beginning of your email? You rube. You complete ninny.
August 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
How are you going to type in my email (contains my name) watch it autofill with my whole name (internal email) and then misspell it in the beginning of your email? You rube. You complete ninny.