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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons

@gingertotty.bsky.social

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Sweary ginger designer with side hustle drawing naughty but niche greetings cards to shove up yer post boxes. Also #kittyditties Naughty but niche cards/prints: Dippyfishcards.etsy.com Art: ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com Misc/tips: https://ko-fi.com/dippyfish

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · Feb 8

Mum & Art of Note
Today is the anniversary of Mum’s death. She died when I was 10. I went to a ballet thing while she sat at home, at the end of hope & when I came back she gave me a little handpainted trivet with a ballet dancer on it. Later that night she was taken to hospital for the last time 🧵

Mum’s death notice at Bretby Crematorium. Featuring the midwive’s crest - more painting and calligraphy I was inspired by, the dna of a lot of my art is swathed in sadness

It reads:

Clark, Pamela Christine SRN SCM
Constantly loved and always remembered
By her husband.
Children, family and friends:
Lived and worked by her midwives motto
"Life is the gift of God." Called to higher service.

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 6h

Longest Alanis Morissette song evah

darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23h

thank u potato

strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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Eldritch @azimuthimages.bsky.social · 6h

Hoo - rah.

Only taken a week but all of the images on my www.azimuthimages.co.uk website now have links over to my Folksy store.

Azimuth Images

Lichfield based photographer combing camera, drone and video services. Wide range of ready to go images for sale.

www.azimuthimages.co.uk

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 6h

That programme is such a twat amplifier…

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 19h

Meet Fenella Fuktoff - a Sweary card for irked women, menopausal or otherwise! season of the witch is ALL YEAR ROUND! Replete with FWOG & glittery Ruby slippers! She’ll hex your enemies fo sho

Cards:
etsy.com/uk/listing/1145076509

Prints:
ko-fi.com/s/f3623d8424

BLESSED BE! #bsnm #witch #spooky

Pissed off little witch card, fizzing with ire - saying Fucking Wank!

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 9h

More worrying times chez Amelia, lads. God, I’d love it if one major worry would disappear BEFORE the next one lines up.

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The Scariest Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 14h

Picture of a man who really looks like he sold his ffing soul.

Also in the news: apparently the arts aren't important enough to study at degree level, but artists will also kill the AI industry.
Make it make sense, you absolute freaks.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 12h

BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS…

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 12h

Bit meh in places - but I’m not beyond calling A DO-OVER and giving it another chance ;D xx

Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 12h

And yesterday was something of a cunt… sigh

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 12h

I had some maltesers as a stop gap

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 15h

Innit… the rampant elitest shithouses

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 1d

My customers (customer’s) ROCK

If you’d like your own mini Meels masterpiece there are still some available, including some of these festive adjacent redbreasted lil guys

See Artofnote.sumupstore.com there’s an instalment option, for cost spreading purposes

#birdart #art #artforsale #birds #bsnm

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 15h

I’m good like that ;D I can find a wanky 10-dollar word-way of saying most things about the vicissitudes of life!

Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 15h

I am also aware that despite BIRTHDAY times, I have not had A SINGLE SOLITARY FERRERO ROCHER.

WHAT, the. And I can not stress this enough. EVEN. FUCK?

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Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 16h

"puts the 'ick' in 'prick'" is going to be THE line for the next few years, love it

Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 1d

You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 18h

Innit? Man oh man x

Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 18h

I feel sure his name is Gary, But I may be unduly influenced by SpongeBob’s snail :)

Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 18h

EXACTLY.

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Paul Connolly @thepaulconnolly.bsky.social · 20h

Badenoch wants to eliminate ‘rip off degrees’ like English. The usual philistine crap that a degree is just about work. The mission to create the stupidest nation on earth. And counterproductive. Young people will work for years. They’ll retrain endlessly. A degree can help them learn how to learn

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d

Our movement is living rent free in the heads of Telegraph journalists at the moment.

Join me in being ‘a threat to the right that they never saw coming’.

join.greenparty.org.uk

The greens may be the threat that the right never saw coming.

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 18h

Lovely work, Eric! As per! A delight to see :).

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 18h

Thank you. Me too… :(

Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 18h

I wish wish wish SOME people were not so bloody awful… cos the vast majority of people (of all different flavours) are so WONDERFUL…

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 18h

Good luck with the scamming. At least bots don’t fell pain. Oh no. Wait!

So sorry you’re feeling so terrible my love. Sending massive hugs - and healing vibes

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Mags Campbell @magscampbell.bsky.social · 18h

Writer's Request :-

This is a bit of a weird one but I'm trying to name a character. I need a female name that's a flower, preferably European. BUT it must be a girl's name in two languages.
One flower that's a different word in two languages, both girl's names. Preferably a wildflower.

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