MJ
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I've decided losing the experience of being a child trapped in the grocery store check out line with an array of ridiculous headlines surrounding you as you learn to read & build a common sense base should be recognized more by Gen X.
New vocabulary words & bat boy debunking was extremely valuable.
New vocabulary words & bat boy debunking was extremely valuable.
January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I've decided losing the experience of being a child trapped in the grocery store check out line with an array of ridiculous headlines surrounding you as you learn to read & build a common sense base should be recognized more by Gen X.
New vocabulary words & bat boy debunking was extremely valuable.
New vocabulary words & bat boy debunking was extremely valuable.
Every day I meet someone else I believe watched Escape From L.A. & weren't on Team Plissken. Actively rooted against Snake.
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Every day I meet someone else I believe watched Escape From L.A. & weren't on Team Plissken. Actively rooted against Snake.
Exactly. Rob Halford of Judas Priest would like a word as well.
There were congressional hearings over if violence in video games was allowing Satan into children's bedrooms
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Exactly. Rob Halford of Judas Priest would like a word as well.
Omg with the 'this is why she's a good billionaire' trash on my timeline. I am fine with you catching all the TaylorSwiftGo variants but there is no such thing as a good billionaire & her being what you consider the best of them does not make it right.
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Omg with the 'this is why she's a good billionaire' trash on my timeline. I am fine with you catching all the TaylorSwiftGo variants but there is no such thing as a good billionaire & her being what you consider the best of them does not make it right.
So we're going with a literal war on Christmas this year - if it was a time for jokes, we could say someone roofied Santa to pull that one off but maybe it's what the baby Jesus wished for?
Risk & Monopoly with a side of Battleship.
Risk & Monopoly with a side of Battleship.
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
So we're going with a literal war on Christmas this year - if it was a time for jokes, we could say someone roofied Santa to pull that one off but maybe it's what the baby Jesus wished for?
Risk & Monopoly with a side of Battleship.
Risk & Monopoly with a side of Battleship.
Doomsday movies are an American favorite for a reason but our absolute insistence on ignoring their message is next level.
All these tech nerds want to sell you is Mario coin currency so you can buy rights for your grand kids to have a place in their chattel slavery stables.
All these tech nerds want to sell you is Mario coin currency so you can buy rights for your grand kids to have a place in their chattel slavery stables.
Wine with lunch: listen I know just how fucking bad the ecological collapse is. I respect climate science to where I had my fallopian tubes REMOVED at 24 before I gave birth to a child with no planet no future
But for the love of all that is nature
Tell me how we engineer our way through this
But for the love of all that is nature
Tell me how we engineer our way through this
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Doomsday movies are an American favorite for a reason but our absolute insistence on ignoring their message is next level.
All these tech nerds want to sell you is Mario coin currency so you can buy rights for your grand kids to have a place in their chattel slavery stables.
All these tech nerds want to sell you is Mario coin currency so you can buy rights for your grand kids to have a place in their chattel slavery stables.
Stephen Miller may be the legit super villain of our time - the human personification of the viscous mold growing in a dark corner of a Stephen King story.
Miller can't even watch a warm Christmas program without thinking about how much he hates brown people.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Stephen Miller may be the legit super villain of our time - the human personification of the viscous mold growing in a dark corner of a Stephen King story.
Remember when we used to debate inappropriate holiday songs & twisted holiday traditions during this time of year on the internet instead of creep predators & impending doom?
Those were good times.
Those were good times.
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Remember when we used to debate inappropriate holiday songs & twisted holiday traditions during this time of year on the internet instead of creep predators & impending doom?
Those were good times.
Those were good times.
Huh. Crazy. You mean there was no crazy uptick in seasonal employment to handle the rush to buy the 'maybe just 2 or 3 dolls' instead of 20 this year?
A recent survey of American consumers indicated a declining view of the economy and the labor market.
New Unemployment Claims Fell Unexpectedly Last Week Ahead Of Holidays
A recent survey of American consumers indicated a declining view of the economy and the labor market.
www.forbes.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Huh. Crazy. You mean there was no crazy uptick in seasonal employment to handle the rush to buy the 'maybe just 2 or 3 dolls' instead of 20 this year?
But seriously...
Why has no one taken🎶 Wise Up Janet Weiss 🎶 from The Rocky Horror Picture Show & Bari'd it up for us?
I hum it all the damn time now.
Why has no one taken🎶 Wise Up Janet Weiss 🎶 from The Rocky Horror Picture Show & Bari'd it up for us?
I hum it all the damn time now.
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
But seriously...
Why has no one taken🎶 Wise Up Janet Weiss 🎶 from The Rocky Horror Picture Show & Bari'd it up for us?
I hum it all the damn time now.
Why has no one taken🎶 Wise Up Janet Weiss 🎶 from The Rocky Horror Picture Show & Bari'd it up for us?
I hum it all the damn time now.
I do not care how Erika Kirk grieves or how she dresses while she does it. That woman is living her Scarlett O'Hara best.
I do care that Erika Kirk is a bigot & racist. Nothing else about her matters.
I do care that Erika Kirk is a bigot & racist. Nothing else about her matters.
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I do not care how Erika Kirk grieves or how she dresses while she does it. That woman is living her Scarlett O'Hara best.
I do care that Erika Kirk is a bigot & racist. Nothing else about her matters.
I do care that Erika Kirk is a bigot & racist. Nothing else about her matters.
*consults Kid Rock lyrics* #AmericanSadAss
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
*consults Kid Rock lyrics* #AmericanSadAss
I don't think we'll have achieved our next evolution as a species until we eliminate the bloodlust that causes us to collectively cheer when men punch other men - that being said, a Paul brother & a Tate brother both getting knocked out in the same weekend is joyful.
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don't think we'll have achieved our next evolution as a species until we eliminate the bloodlust that causes us to collectively cheer when men punch other men - that being said, a Paul brother & a Tate brother both getting knocked out in the same weekend is joyful.
In all seriousness, how does Epstein get screamed about daily but nothing on Les Wex & his involvement? No discussion of the young males they were also running? That Abercrombie basic Ts & Pink totes paid for Epstein Island? Your Bath & Body Works holiday gifts undoubtedly put fuel in the plane...
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
In all seriousness, how does Epstein get screamed about daily but nothing on Les Wex & his involvement? No discussion of the young males they were also running? That Abercrombie basic Ts & Pink totes paid for Epstein Island? Your Bath & Body Works holiday gifts undoubtedly put fuel in the plane...
*testicles - extra*
Thank you again Oprah.
Thank you again Oprah.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
*testicles - extra*
Thank you again Oprah.
Thank you again Oprah.
They've rolled into TN with little oversight or regulation - wait until they privatize the TVA.
AI consumed as much water as the water bottle industry this year.
It also created as much carbon pollution as New York City, according to a new study.
www.theverge.com/news/845831/...
It also created as much carbon pollution as New York City, according to a new study.
www.theverge.com/news/845831/...
AI’s water and electricity use soars in 2025
It’s guzzling up even more water than expected.
www.theverge.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They've rolled into TN with little oversight or regulation - wait until they privatize the TVA.
Funniest thing about this - we're little better than ferrets as a species; generally if you give us something shiny or jangling, no matter it's value, we run away happy back to our cave & nap.
We know a shite sandwich when we see one & we are not that hungry.
We know a shite sandwich when we see one & we are not that hungry.
BRENNAN: When do you anticipate voters will feel this positive impact?
HASSETT: It's definitely the case that consumer sentiment right now is lower than anyone would like, but we find that very often happens during a govt shutdown, but the sentiment will catch up with the reality
HASSETT: It's definitely the case that consumer sentiment right now is lower than anyone would like, but we find that very often happens during a govt shutdown, but the sentiment will catch up with the reality
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Funniest thing about this - we're little better than ferrets as a species; generally if you give us something shiny or jangling, no matter it's value, we run away happy back to our cave & nap.
We know a shite sandwich when we see one & we are not that hungry.
We know a shite sandwich when we see one & we are not that hungry.
Watching #BackToTheSofa watch a season of #TheSurrealLife & whew the early 2000s was one hell of a time.
I watched all these in real time and can I say how angry I am Ron Jeremy was fed to the masses as a misunderstood weirdo when everyone around him knew what he was & essentially covered for him.
I watched all these in real time and can I say how angry I am Ron Jeremy was fed to the masses as a misunderstood weirdo when everyone around him knew what he was & essentially covered for him.
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Watching #BackToTheSofa watch a season of #TheSurrealLife & whew the early 2000s was one hell of a time.
I watched all these in real time and can I say how angry I am Ron Jeremy was fed to the masses as a misunderstood weirdo when everyone around him knew what he was & essentially covered for him.
I watched all these in real time and can I say how angry I am Ron Jeremy was fed to the masses as a misunderstood weirdo when everyone around him knew what he was & essentially covered for him.
Rand Paul showing up, reminding you why his neighbor juggernauted him.
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Rand Paul showing up, reminding you why his neighbor juggernauted him.
Round of raw milk & rain barrel water for the table please...
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Round of raw milk & rain barrel water for the table please...
Every single time I see the Joe Rogan - Jesus returning as AI clip I need to momentarily pause to accept it's real.
Wonder if Mark Wahlberg & Gwen Stefani's prayer app would agree...
Wonder if Mark Wahlberg & Gwen Stefani's prayer app would agree...
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Every single time I see the Joe Rogan - Jesus returning as AI clip I need to momentarily pause to accept it's real.
Wonder if Mark Wahlberg & Gwen Stefani's prayer app would agree...
Wonder if Mark Wahlberg & Gwen Stefani's prayer app would agree...
In case you needed a reminder about what was toxic about Jelly Roll.
Nice people did not attend this party let alone pose for photo ops #Nashville
All of these people live here because they don't want to pay any taxes.
Nice people did not attend this party let alone pose for photo ops #Nashville
All of these people live here because they don't want to pay any taxes.
some other pics he took, with Tucker Carlson, Dave Ramsey, Colby Covington and uh Jelly Roll
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In case you needed a reminder about what was toxic about Jelly Roll.
Nice people did not attend this party let alone pose for photo ops #Nashville
All of these people live here because they don't want to pay any taxes.
Nice people did not attend this party let alone pose for photo ops #Nashville
All of these people live here because they don't want to pay any taxes.
Got a shelf full of Tarantino flicks but I've got zero misimpression he is a nice guy.
It's rough he hurt Paul Dano's feelings but big Q looked the other way while Harvey harassed his leading ladies including ones he called girlfriends. Then there's the Zionism thing. But yea, he should be nicer. 🙄
It's rough he hurt Paul Dano's feelings but big Q looked the other way while Harvey harassed his leading ladies including ones he called girlfriends. Then there's the Zionism thing. But yea, he should be nicer. 🙄
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Got a shelf full of Tarantino flicks but I've got zero misimpression he is a nice guy.
It's rough he hurt Paul Dano's feelings but big Q looked the other way while Harvey harassed his leading ladies including ones he called girlfriends. Then there's the Zionism thing. But yea, he should be nicer. 🙄
It's rough he hurt Paul Dano's feelings but big Q looked the other way while Harvey harassed his leading ladies including ones he called girlfriends. Then there's the Zionism thing. But yea, he should be nicer. 🙄
In the scheme of people gonna sue people - this situation has NBC, SNL Lorne Michaels, former Disney pop princess, I know people who have The Simpsons' lawyers kind of $$$ staring at this.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In the scheme of people gonna sue people - this situation has NBC, SNL Lorne Michaels, former Disney pop princess, I know people who have The Simpsons' lawyers kind of $$$ staring at this.
I've been playing internet poker on Xbox to relieve boredom & tension but Dude cannot quit hassling me about playing like a chicken.
It's legal to throw things at living room hecklers. #JustSaying
It's legal to throw things at living room hecklers. #JustSaying
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I've been playing internet poker on Xbox to relieve boredom & tension but Dude cannot quit hassling me about playing like a chicken.
It's legal to throw things at living room hecklers. #JustSaying
It's legal to throw things at living room hecklers. #JustSaying