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Audrey
@girldiner.bsky.social
Cookie scientist | #1 Twilight Scholar
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Hiiiii friendly reminder that if you live in the Kansas City area I have a baking business! Every year I make pies for Thanksgiving, so if you want to bring a homemade pie to family dinner without the hassle, let me bake one for you!
One of the cats killed a mouse and put the dead body in my bed. What if I burn down my house
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I made a lil dumpster for my muk figurine
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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know your routes
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bro this husky wants me to be his new mommy but I CAN NOT have a second dog especially a breed this annoying
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hiiiii friendly reminder that if you live in the Kansas City area I have a baking business! Every year I make pies for Thanksgiving, so if you want to bring a homemade pie to family dinner without the hassle, let me bake one for you!
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I dunno man sometimes I think whisper/gossip networks are bad but then sometimes it takes way too long for all your friends to compare notes and realize a person sucks
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Google sent me a push notification, which then redirected to a search page, which then showed the notification was for an AI trailer of a fake movie. I do not want this!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Could I get my dad to take an online autism test I wonder
October 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I love when the Benefits part of the FWB dynamic includes material possessions. I'm getting a free office chair 😇
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Today in contextless arguments that made me smile
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
God I've had to unfollow like three people who uncritically decided Hasan was using a shock collar based on a single clip that does not show that at all
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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What a lovely message from @bookshop.org. Glad to see them growing and growing. We CAN claim back what has been taken from us by these monstrous corporations, and it starts with things like this. Grab some books these next couple days!
October 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
At the Chappell Roan concert who wants to make out
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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This moment from our latest episode with science writer @edyong209.bsky.social is 🔥

We asked Ed — how do we talk up the benefits of science in the face of government cuts? He told us that's the wrong approach. 🧪

Listen wherever, or watch on Spotify 👇

open.spotify.com/episode/7Evh...
October 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Determined to meet my future wife at a Spirit Halloween
September 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Get a load of that dog (that dog)
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Being a people pleaser is so fucking stressful
September 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The Charlie Kirk funeral was basically a megachurch service and yes they are all that weird and off-putting
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM