god’s favorite girlfail
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one foot in the grave and the other in the comments
i couldn’t resist the call of the jibbi 🍔
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
i couldn’t resist the call of the jibbi 🍔
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it’s unacceptable not to know every word of this track
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
it’s unacceptable not to know every word of this track
i have no one to talk to about heated rivalry with 😞
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i have no one to talk to about heated rivalry with 😞
will i learn my lesson next year? probably not! 🍔🤭
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
will i learn my lesson next year? probably not! 🍔🤭
tfw you pass out so hard you don’t realize you were sleeping ontop of your phone all night
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
tfw you pass out so hard you don’t realize you were sleeping ontop of your phone all night
i think six months of unemployment made me addicted to my bed
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i think six months of unemployment made me addicted to my bed
i gotta stop crying at work i’m trying to lock in not break down
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i gotta stop crying at work i’m trying to lock in not break down
emilia fart was right eating food in the bath tub is just superior living lol
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
emilia fart was right eating food in the bath tub is just superior living lol
call me a boomer idc but i like the reels algo better than tiktok 🙈
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
call me a boomer idc but i like the reels algo better than tiktok 🙈
ofc i would start my period the day of my first ten hour shift … ugh this 4x10 schedule is going to be interesting
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ofc i would start my period the day of my first ten hour shift … ugh this 4x10 schedule is going to be interesting
what they don’t tell you is that the answer to all your problems is watching two movies a day
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
what they don’t tell you is that the answer to all your problems is watching two movies a day
i passed my property and casualty test ‼️
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i passed my property and casualty test ‼️
the uber driver that picked me up today had a telsa and i completely embarrasssed myself by not knowing how those fucking doorhandles work 😭
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the uber driver that picked me up today had a telsa and i completely embarrasssed myself by not knowing how those fucking doorhandles work 😭
made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮💨
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮💨
it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult
officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day
the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable
stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)
August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)
you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago
August 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago
painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅
if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself
July 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself
July 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery
July 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery
another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
July 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪