one of the best things about adulthood is going to bed just because it’s dark out and you’re bored

I just got my 5th tattoo so I guess I can’t use commitment issues as an excuse anymore

As far as I’m concerned that gesture by Musk is a signal of the end so mom my new tattoo is no big deal okay

spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat