250 LB Weighted Blanket
@girthwindandfire.bsky.social
Unsolicited think pieces • Live on the
Discover tab • Professional Devil's Advocate • Emoji abuser • Not NSFW focused, but not SFW by any means • Unapologetically corny • Scorpio, if that matters • Will jump into any topic on here that interests me 🤷🏿♂️
Discover tab • Professional Devil's Advocate • Emoji abuser • Not NSFW focused, but not SFW by any means • Unapologetically corny • Scorpio, if that matters • Will jump into any topic on here that interests me 🤷🏿♂️
Ima need you to gimme some space, bro
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Ima need you to gimme some space, bro
Slowly but surely getting back to form 💪🏿🦵🏿
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Slowly but surely getting back to form 💪🏿🦵🏿
I don't know why, but the water was especially mesmerizing here
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I don't know why, but the water was especially mesmerizing here
Spicy Thai basic steak burrito, spicy level 3/5
I burned 3 lbs at the gym earlier. I deserve 😭
I burned 3 lbs at the gym earlier. I deserve 😭
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Spicy Thai basic steak burrito, spicy level 3/5
I burned 3 lbs at the gym earlier. I deserve 😭
I burned 3 lbs at the gym earlier. I deserve 😭
Finding bite marks on gym equipment is just Reason #79 out of 2654 of why we don't kiss just ANYBODY around here 🙅🏿♂️🙅🏿♂️🙅🏿♂️
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Finding bite marks on gym equipment is just Reason #79 out of 2654 of why we don't kiss just ANYBODY around here 🙅🏿♂️🙅🏿♂️🙅🏿♂️
Did four sets of these, 15 yds pushing, 15 yds pulling, to finish off my leg day. Was about to call it quits, then the kufi and laser eyes activated, and I did one more set for the culture ✊🏿
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Did four sets of these, 15 yds pushing, 15 yds pulling, to finish off my leg day. Was about to call it quits, then the kufi and laser eyes activated, and I did one more set for the culture ✊🏿
The old site is still a cesspool. But, numerous people channeling that toxic energy to actively bully a sitting VP for being a fascist enabler is the type of energy I can fuck with 😌
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The old site is still a cesspool. But, numerous people channeling that toxic energy to actively bully a sitting VP for being a fascist enabler is the type of energy I can fuck with 😌
This bottle almost comes up to my knee. I don't know. I feel like this is...excessive?
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This bottle almost comes up to my knee. I don't know. I feel like this is...excessive?
One of these days, I'll solve the mystery of who the fuck's keeping this chain in business 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
One of these days, I'll solve the mystery of who the fuck's keeping this chain in business 🤔
Obligatory "me and who???"
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Obligatory "me and who???"
Ranks among some of the NASTIEST, but well-deserved, work I've seen done on a public official
Going after looks, especially women's looks, isn't my thing. But when you willingly advocate for and defend the evil this admin represents and engages in, you deserve this type of exposure 💁🏿♂️
Going after looks, especially women's looks, isn't my thing. But when you willingly advocate for and defend the evil this admin represents and engages in, you deserve this type of exposure 💁🏿♂️
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ranks among some of the NASTIEST, but well-deserved, work I've seen done on a public official
Going after looks, especially women's looks, isn't my thing. But when you willingly advocate for and defend the evil this admin represents and engages in, you deserve this type of exposure 💁🏿♂️
Going after looks, especially women's looks, isn't my thing. But when you willingly advocate for and defend the evil this admin represents and engages in, you deserve this type of exposure 💁🏿♂️
The blueprint
The result
The result
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The blueprint
The result
The result
This year's got me feeling like they actually might be wickeda than me after all 😭
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This year's got me feeling like they actually might be wickeda than me after all 😭
My barber, every three weeks after I hop out that chair looking like a completely new 🥷🏿
December 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My barber, every three weeks after I hop out that chair looking like a completely new 🥷🏿
I thought Mr. PIBB retired a WHILE back
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I thought Mr. PIBB retired a WHILE back
Last Super Moon of 2025
She looks beautiful tonight
She looks beautiful tonight
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Last Super Moon of 2025
She looks beautiful tonight
She looks beautiful tonight
Someone who know what they're talking about PLEASE explain to me how this belongs in shampoo 😭
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Someone who know what they're talking about PLEASE explain to me how this belongs in shampoo 😭
Took an assessment for a job application and was shocked that it actually provided useful feedback
It's from Plum for those who are curious
It's from Plum for those who are curious
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Took an assessment for a job application and was shocked that it actually provided useful feedback
It's from Plum for those who are curious
It's from Plum for those who are curious
Blast to the past for some of y'all out there
IYKYK
IYKYK
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Blast to the past for some of y'all out there
IYKYK
IYKYK
"As it pertains to Nicki Minaj" 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"As it pertains to Nicki Minaj" 😭😭😭