Ricky Tan's Second Cousin
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Discover tab • Professional Devil's Advocate • Emoji abuser • Not NSFW focused, but not SFW by any means • Unapologetically corny • Scorpio, if that matters • Will jump into any topic on here that interests me 🤷🏿♂️
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You know what? I'll actually engage with this. I know, some of y'all will say I'm doing too much. And you'd be right. But still
Your perspective, minnesota, comes less from a place of feeling offense at the word, and more from a place of feeling excluded from using it. And THAT comes from a place
Your perspective, minnesota, comes less from a place of feeling offense at the word, and more from a place of feeling excluded from using it. And THAT comes from a place
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Any man
Who is not politically aligned
AND VOCAL about your rights
Does not. Deserve. Access.
To.
Your.
Body.
Who is not politically aligned
AND VOCAL about your rights
Does not. Deserve. Access.
To.
Your.
Body.
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Any man
Who is not politically aligned
AND VOCAL about your rights
Does not. Deserve. Access.
To.
Your.
Body.
Who is not politically aligned
AND VOCAL about your rights
Does not. Deserve. Access.
To.
Your.
Body.
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"You used hundreds of gallons of water to make a virtual boyfriend?"
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"You used hundreds of gallons of water to make a virtual boyfriend?"
#ShitThatPissesMeOffInTheGym
When I see someone spotting someone else on the bench, and the one on the bench is obviously new/inexperienced, and either struggling or outright fighting for their gotdamn life, but the spotter is on their phone, or just watching
If you don't help that person 😭
When I see someone spotting someone else on the bench, and the one on the bench is obviously new/inexperienced, and either struggling or outright fighting for their gotdamn life, but the spotter is on their phone, or just watching
If you don't help that person 😭
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
#ShitThatPissesMeOffInTheGym
When I see someone spotting someone else on the bench, and the one on the bench is obviously new/inexperienced, and either struggling or outright fighting for their gotdamn life, but the spotter is on their phone, or just watching
If you don't help that person 😭
When I see someone spotting someone else on the bench, and the one on the bench is obviously new/inexperienced, and either struggling or outright fighting for their gotdamn life, but the spotter is on their phone, or just watching
If you don't help that person 😭
Dawg, they didn't even TRY to be subtle with the Clock app
Just straight censorship, privacy violations, and identity tracking straight out the takeover gate 😭
Zero attempt to even TRY to be smart of sneaky with it
Just straight censorship, privacy violations, and identity tracking straight out the takeover gate 😭
Zero attempt to even TRY to be smart of sneaky with it
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Dawg, they didn't even TRY to be subtle with the Clock app
Just straight censorship, privacy violations, and identity tracking straight out the takeover gate 😭
Zero attempt to even TRY to be smart of sneaky with it
Just straight censorship, privacy violations, and identity tracking straight out the takeover gate 😭
Zero attempt to even TRY to be smart of sneaky with it
Not that Stephen Miller is necessarily off the chopping block, but the reason Bovino is being thrown under the bus right now is because Miller, having been around since 2016, knows where too many of 🍊 bodies are buried
If he's scapegoated, there's no telling what he'll say
If he's scapegoated, there's no telling what he'll say
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Not that Stephen Miller is necessarily off the chopping block, but the reason Bovino is being thrown under the bus right now is because Miller, having been around since 2016, knows where too many of 🍊 bodies are buried
If he's scapegoated, there's no telling what he'll say
If he's scapegoated, there's no telling what he'll say
I may need to start using a foam roller after these leg days 😫
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I may need to start using a foam roller after these leg days 😫
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"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
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“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
theonion.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
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I don’t want white folk using “woke” at all though.
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I don’t want white folk using “woke” at all though.
The old site is still a cesspool. But, numerous people channeling that toxic energy to actively bully a sitting VP for being a fascist enabler is the type of energy I can fuck with 😌
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The old site is still a cesspool. But, numerous people channeling that toxic energy to actively bully a sitting VP for being a fascist enabler is the type of energy I can fuck with 😌
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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I appreciate those out there protesting at great risk to their lives however i think the nation needs to grind this economy to a dead stop.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I appreciate those out there protesting at great risk to their lives however i think the nation needs to grind this economy to a dead stop.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
It's something everyone can do safely. No spending on ANYTHING but absolute necessities.
I understand some shut ins can not do this but very many of us can.
Just finished legs followed by 30 mins of slow burn cardio. Not even gonna elaborate on what parts of my body I can smell through my clothing 🤣
This 🚿 is gonna feel incredible
This 🚿 is gonna feel incredible
January 25, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Just finished legs followed by 30 mins of slow burn cardio. Not even gonna elaborate on what parts of my body I can smell through my clothing 🤣
This 🚿 is gonna feel incredible
This 🚿 is gonna feel incredible
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
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If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
Just stopped to think, and realized Delroy and Denzel are contemporaries in their field, and there's been such a disparity of flowers given to each in their respective careers
If Sinners only wins ONE Oscar, though I doubt it'll be just one, it needs to be THIS one
If Sinners only wins ONE Oscar, though I doubt it'll be just one, it needs to be THIS one
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Just stopped to think, and realized Delroy and Denzel are contemporaries in their field, and there's been such a disparity of flowers given to each in their respective careers
If Sinners only wins ONE Oscar, though I doubt it'll be just one, it needs to be THIS one
If Sinners only wins ONE Oscar, though I doubt it'll be just one, it needs to be THIS one
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“And we from the same place!😬”
“🤔 The Bronx?”
“😅 The world.”
“Alright now. 🙂↔️”
“🤔 The Bronx?”
“😅 The world.”
“Alright now. 🙂↔️”
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
“And we from the same place!😬”
“🤔 The Bronx?”
“😅 The world.”
“Alright now. 🙂↔️”
“🤔 The Bronx?”
“😅 The world.”
“Alright now. 🙂↔️”
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The US at Davos this year
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The US at Davos this year
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Who the hell did the body????? 🤢
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Who the hell did the body????? 🤢
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
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I understand the impulse to distance yourself from American history. I do. But the atrocities are the actual normal for many communities. And until we confront them as part of a baseline societal flaw and address why they keep happening, they will not stop. They will just continue to shift targets
Those atrocities were un-American, too. Why do the evil-doers get to decide what the fundamental American values are? Let's define them ourselves.
I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I understand the impulse to distance yourself from American history. I do. But the atrocities are the actual normal for many communities. And until we confront them as part of a baseline societal flaw and address why they keep happening, they will not stop. They will just continue to shift targets