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Jonathan
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Photo Guy. Bass Fella in Tatooine Punk Scene and Trip Sitter. Sometimes I try to say funny and maybe relevant things.
I think we need to stop glamorizing tiny homes. People should be able to have access to full-sized homes.
May 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I did a photo shoot the other day with my friend Ashley that she dubbed “Burn the vvitch.” Came out cool, I think.
April 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s really weird when your government verbally wants you to have kids/more kids.
April 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Me, casually walking.

The Internet: HERE’S SOME CHEESE-STUFFED PANCAKE LOAFS WITH BEETLEJUICE-THEMED BUTTER AND *scrapes food with a knife* CRISPY BUCKWHEAT FRIES WITH OLIVE KETCHUP SERVED ON A BOB DYLAN RECORD.

*Big, gross bite, including the album*

“That’s FIIIRE!”
April 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Am I the only one that thinks it’s weird how often this administration says we should thank them? Does a fish thank a shark for tearing it apart?
April 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Pitt is doing a good job of crushing me emotionally while, simultaneously, giving me hope in humanity.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
One of the things that grinds my gears is that there’s still anti-vax people. After all the anti-vax people that have died by Covid-related reasons.

Also, they don’t get the vaccines because they don’t trust the government. MEANWHILE, they vote for a guy that says he loves the uneducated.
April 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Catholics: We need an exceptional name for the very bad day that Jesus sacrificed himself and was crucified on a cross and was left, pinned up, in agony with nails in his hands and feet.

The pope probably: Good Friday work for everybody?
April 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Wrote a song yesterday about dumb things in the world.
April 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not to brag, but I’ve got a pre-tty good eye twitch right now.
April 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“What am I? Chopped liver?” is still a pretty funny thing to say.
April 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
More days like yesterday.
April 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think it’s really silly that people believe that Trump is going to bring jobs to the states when he didn’t even have the clothes and other products WITH HIS NAME ON IT made in this country.
April 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Jonathan
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Our government isn’t bad or corrupt and is run by competent people that aren’t idiots and Nazis. Jk. April Fools.
April 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Is it just me or is everything made poorly on purpose? Especially if it’s made in America.
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Dating apps are cool because they’re like “If you give me $40 I’ll show 40 women that are obsessed with wine, last minute travel and are fluent in sarcasm.”
March 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you like pictures of the moon, have I got a post for YOU. These are 11 days old, but whatever. I don’t ever care, you guys.
March 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Jonathan
The Twin Donuts sign should be preserved as a landmark the same way the Citgo sign was in Kenmore Sq. @boston.gov

RT if you agree.
March 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There’s something very obviously unsettling about someone spinning a bbq lighter on their finger on the train.
March 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Did you know that the lead singer for Toto sang the theme song to The Gummi Bears cartoon show AND is also John Williams’ son? Crazy.
March 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Iron Giant is a perfect movie.
March 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’ve been going through my (dozens of) recorded notes on my phone with song ideas that have been going unfinished for years and I’ve begun the process of finishing them or just deleting them. Feels good, man.
March 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think the worst kinds people are the ones who have met the least kinds of people. Get out there.
March 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Honestly, shut up, Winter
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM