The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity
@givepatajob.bsky.social
My kid called me a “Hero of the Toilet” after fixing it.
It’s now my whole identity.
It’s now my whole identity.
There has always been a direct correlation between Ryan Day play calling and the Buckeyes playing like shit.
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
There has always been a direct correlation between Ryan Day play calling and the Buckeyes playing like shit.
What do McDonalds, Sam Altman, and my place of employment have in common?
They can all fuck off for forcing AI on me.
They can all fuck off for forcing AI on me.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What do McDonalds, Sam Altman, and my place of employment have in common?
They can all fuck off for forcing AI on me.
They can all fuck off for forcing AI on me.
Fantastic Four: First Steps is so amazingly dumb I’m not sure I can finish.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fantastic Four: First Steps is so amazingly dumb I’m not sure I can finish.
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I am calling on someone in Buckeye Nation to bean Dave Portnoy with a beer can while on camera.
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I am calling on someone in Buckeye Nation to bean Dave Portnoy with a beer can while on camera.
No thanks to Disney, I’m forced to watch notable sports shithead Dave Portnoy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No thanks to Disney, I’m forced to watch notable sports shithead Dave Portnoy.
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Trick or treat time
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trick or treat time
This is not a very original opinion but the ending (like….the very last two-three minutes) of John Carpenter’s The Thing is absolutely perfect. A perfect end to a perfect movie.
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is not a very original opinion but the ending (like….the very last two-three minutes) of John Carpenter’s The Thing is absolutely perfect. A perfect end to a perfect movie.
Someone needs to take this way from me.
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Someone needs to take this way from me.
Me: I can’t stand all the AI shit at work. This bubble can’t burst soon enough.
Also me….
Also me….
October 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: I can’t stand all the AI shit at work. This bubble can’t burst soon enough.
Also me….
Also me….
@sickoscommittee.org my local High School mascot kinda rules. I present….The Arlington Admiral.
October 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@sickoscommittee.org my local High School mascot kinda rules. I present….The Arlington Admiral.
Just cancelled my Game Pass sub and feels good. Was looking forward to their windows handheld os but eff them. Steam OS all the way.
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just cancelled my Game Pass sub and feels good. Was looking forward to their windows handheld os but eff them. Steam OS all the way.
@destiny2team.bungie.net
I think “ghost golf” would be an interesting addition. Just sayin’
I think “ghost golf” would be an interesting addition. Just sayin’
September 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@destiny2team.bungie.net
I think “ghost golf” would be an interesting addition. Just sayin’
I think “ghost golf” would be an interesting addition. Just sayin’
Kinda wish I didn’t pre-order the new Battlefield given the news.
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kinda wish I didn’t pre-order the new Battlefield given the news.
What influencer do I have to pay to convince these little shits that “6-7” is played out?
September 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What influencer do I have to pay to convince these little shits that “6-7” is played out?
Does the new samurai game let me carve “dishonorable ICE” on my arrows?
September 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Does the new samurai game let me carve “dishonorable ICE” on my arrows?
God dammit hurry up and rapture my fat ass
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
God dammit hurry up and rapture my fat ass
I truly hope the rapture does come tomorrow so I can see all these MAGA idiots suprised they aren’t getting into heaven.
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I truly hope the rapture does come tomorrow so I can see all these MAGA idiots suprised they aren’t getting into heaven.
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if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
I would like to say….from the bottom of my cold black heart…
FUCK Dave Portnoy
FUCK Dave Portnoy
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I would like to say….from the bottom of my cold black heart…
FUCK Dave Portnoy
FUCK Dave Portnoy
Vulcan Nurse Chapel has awakened something in me…
August 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Vulcan Nurse Chapel has awakened something in me…
Dave Portnoy should honestly be banned from more places.
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Dave Portnoy should honestly be banned from more places.