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Geoff
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Husband, old dad and new dad. Boro.
When you say it's gonna happen now, well, when exactly do you mean?
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It’s Christmas Eve not Christmas Steve.
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
It’s cliched to be cynical at Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I once had Chris Rea’s sister pointed out to me in a pub in Great Ayton on Christmas Eve. I had to be physically restrained from asking her if he’d made it home yet.
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That poor phone box in the bigg market will be shitting itself.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We saw Santa leaving Wynyard Village earlier this afternoon, in a 10 year old Nissan Note.
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A proper derby match is played between two teams from the same town or city.
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I don’t want to spoil it for the rest of you lads but I’ve wrapped all Mrs L’s Christmas presents this afternoon.
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Badger (deceased)
Deer
Fox
Hare
Squirrel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Toad
Weasel
Lizard
Spider
Crayfish
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Meatballs, mashed potatoes and lingonberries for tea! 💪
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ve woken up to an ear worm of The Story Of The Blues by Pete Wylie & The Mighty WAH! for some inexplicable reason.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
How many TVs do you have in your house? We’ve got one, a Panasonic plasma I bought 15 years ago. Is that weird?
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Being Swedish I expect he’ll want to assemble his own squad and play with a flat pack four. 🇸🇪
🚨 Kim Hellberg is in pole position to be #Boro's next head coach. Deal not yet finalised but growing expectation the 37-year-old will replace Rob Edwards at the Riverside.

Adi Viveash still expected to be be in charge at Oxford on Saturday

Full story 👇
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/256265...
Middlesbrough head coach latest after Kim Hellberg developments
Kim Hellberg is in pole position to become Middlesbrough's next head coach.
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mrs L had put our Christmas tree up this afternoon and we’re have pretend left overs for tea.

I know.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh, it’s raining. #WeatherWatch
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I always thought it was the red bull drivers, particularly VET & VER, that made me dislike the team. It turns out it was actually the ex team principal. #F1
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Very gloomy this morning.

My mood I mean.
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ow @itsjoels.bsky.social, Vicky Patterson - top lass or knob head?
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sad news about the Welsh bloke from Steps.
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ordered a Chinese home delivery earlier. Forgot to say ‘bosh’ at the end. I’ve packed my bags.
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Helen ‘Tess’ Daly there.
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Calm down Cov! 😲
October 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve got loads of pegging done today, with the assistance of Amy.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why do the people who have the worst taste in music want everyone to know?
September 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
CLIMATE EMERGENCY!! 🚨🚨

I had to scrape ice off my windscreen before I drove to work this morning.

FEWMIN!!
September 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM