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Glampa
@glampa.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Hippy-dippy artsy-fartsy bleeding-heart liberal retired boomer with a passion for piano, harpsichord, and pipe organ. Hobbies: naturism, piano, bodypainting, Burning Man & regionals, artificial life, & massage. Nerdy & woke AF. NSFW at times.
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You can steal my memes if you want. But I lick every one of them before I post them.
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Remember this old gag from Camp David summer camp?
DJT is sleeping in his chair in the Oval Office, and Gavin Newsom is putting his hand in a glass of warm water while grinning mischievously.
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Nude bowling is a blast, except that it's always so cold in bowling alleys for some reason. The wildest nude game I've done is nude whirlyball (look it up, lol). The drawback there is that the bumper cars lurch violently with each collision so that the seatbelt can leave a mark on your waist.
A whirlyball game.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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As a Texan, I expect SCOTUS to allow TX to use their new mid-decade racially gerrymandered redistricting map, because impartiality is woke. Under the new map, white voters have control of 70 percent of the Congressional districts despite accounting for 40 percent of the population.
A cartoon featuring the Roberts Supreme Court considering releasing Jim Crow from his bird cage, represented by a crow labelled Jim Crow and a bird cage labelled Voting Rights Act.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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This is an editorial cartoon by Canadian artist Michael de Adder, published in The Globe and Mail, humorously depicting former U.S. President Donald Trump's relationship with the three branches of the U.S. government. The cartoon suggests that Trump is attempting to control or influence all three branches: the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. The small figures in his hands, labeled "Legislative" and "Judicial," imply he is manipulating or dismissing their separate powers. The long red tie, a signature of Trump's style, extends downwards, representing the Executive branch which he headed. The image comments on the concept of separation of powers and checks and balances within the U.S. political system.
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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This is a political cartoon by Bill Bramhall published in the New York Daily News on April 30, 2024. The cartoon depicts President Donald Trump being carried on the shoulders of the Supreme Court justices, holding a gun in each hand. A street sign for "FIFTH Ave" is visible in the foreground. The imagery alludes to Trump's infamous 2016 comment that he could "stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and [he] wouldn't lose any voters". The cartoon's publication coincided with the Supreme Court hearing arguments on presidential immunity claims made by Trump in his election interference case.
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Caption: Cool they have the slogan of the Republican Party on traffic lights here in Connecticut. AI Overview: The image features a traffic light sign displaying "YIELD TO PEDS" with a caption making a political joke. Sign Text: The illuminated traffic sign reads "YIELD TO PEDS", which is a common instruction for drivers to yield to pedestrians. Location: The caption suggests the photo was taken in Connecticut. Caption's Joke: The user humorously claims that "YIELD TO PEDS" is the slogan of the Republican Party.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Surely, Bill did not have sexual relations with that man!
1: Photo of DJT saying, I'm gonna drain the swamp! 2: Photo of Bill Clinton labeled: The Swamp It's a joke about the latest Epstein email find suggesting that DJT blew Clinton. Photo of Bill Clinton sitting at a desk, presumably with Monica Lewinski out of sight. Original caption: The current generation probably doesn't even know that there are two people in this picture. Superimposed caption: The Epstein emails bring new possibilities to this old meme... The image is a screenshot of an email chain from March 2018 discussing political topics and personal updates. The emails are primarily between "Mark L. Epstein" and "jeffrey E." (jeevacation@gmail.com). Topics include casual greetings, mentions of political figures like "Donnie," "Bannon," "Putin," and "Trump." One email includes a highlighted question: "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?". The email chain uses informal language and references the movie "Get Hard" and the Yiddish word "tsuris" (troubles).
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips don't lie, but the establishment does.
Shakira as the Statue of Liberty.
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The image is a political cartoon by Mike Luckovich, an editorial cartoonist for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The cartoon depicts an ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agent holding a color chart (white to brown) and comparing a small child's color to the chart.
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Vance is describing the size while Johnson is remembering the taste.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Dems: We'll vote for a budget if you let sick people go to the doctor. Republicans: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're gonna take food away from poor families. #shutdown2025
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I'M INSPECTING YOUR GENITALS TO PROTECT YOU FROM ABUSE. REPUBLICAN ANTI-TRANS LOGIC
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This image is a political meme featuring a photoshopped image of Donald Trump as a child sitting in a bathroom with scribbles on the walls. A speech bubble above him reads, "It was the Democrats." The meme is a satirical commentary on political rhetoric.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Vance is describing the size while Johnson is remembering the taste.
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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This is a political cartoon by Cavan, dated 2020. The cartoon depicts a person in tactical gear, lying on a psychoanalyst's couch. The psychoanalyst asks, "Tell me, is antifa in the room right now?".
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
October 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I put a fried egg on my Croque Monsieur to make it a Croque Madame, and now JK Rowling is outside my house shouting at me.
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Hitler Urged for Nobel Peace Prize STOCKHOLM, Jan, 28-Reichs-fuehrer Adolf Hitler Saturday was. proposed as recipient of the Nobel peace prize for 1938, Senator Brandt. a member of the Social Democratic party, recom-mended that the Nobel committee of the Norwegian Parliament accord this signal honor to the fuehrer. His proposal apparently based on the part played by Hitler in convocation of the Munich four-power conference during the Cze cho-Slovak crisis.
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The image is a stylized poster featuring a frog wearing a star-spangled bandana. It is a parody of the "Hope" poster for Barack Obama's 2008 presidential campaign, with the word "HOPE" replaced by "HOP."
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The Portland frog should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
The image shows a parody logo for "AMPHIFA: Amphibians Against Fascism." It uses a frog holding a flag with the antifascist symbol, which is a circle with two flags inside. The design is a play on the name "Antifa," which is short for "anti-fascist."
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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"Trans rights are human rights" In Loving Memory Charlie Kirk 1993-2025
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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NYT: These guys don't know their right from their left. The vast majority of US political terrorists are right wing MAGA types, including Mr. Kirk's attacker.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...
The White House and President Trump's allies suggested that he was part of a coordinated movement that was fomenting violence against conservatives without presenting evidence that such a network existed. America has seen a wave of violence across the political spectrum, targeting Democrats and Republicans. The graph for extremist related killings in the US by perpetrator affiliation (2013-2022) shows 75% committed by right wing extremists. Poll: Do Americans have to resort to violence to get the country back on track? 87% of Democrats say NO! 28% of Republicans say YES! Two flowcharts: Left wing politicians: If political violence, condemn it. Right wing politicians: If political violence is against the left, ignore it or make fun of/blame the victims, raise funds to help the criminals. If it's against the right, lower flags to half staff, call for the wiping out of the entire left side. This is meant to be humorous, but we have also seen it to be true.
September 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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SMBC!
AI Overview This is a comic strip from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (SMBC) by Zach Weinersmith. It humorously depicts a debate among famous authors and thinkers about whose widely cited book is least actually read: James Joyce claims his novel Ulysses holds this distinction. Stephen Hawking challenges this, asserting his book A Brief History of Time is more widely cited but less read. Immanuel Kant attempts to join the discussion, implying his philosophical work A Critique of Pure Reason is also in this category. The final panel reveals the Bible as the ultimate "winner" in this ironic contest, suggesting it is the most widely cited book that few have read in its entirety.
September 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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There are ways to resolve confrontations without firing a gun.
A naked man broke into my house last night. I didn't shoot him; I just put the red laser dot on his dick. My three cats did the rest.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM