glasseffigy.bsky.social
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@glasseffigy.bsky.social
Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist.
I BRAVED A NEW HAMPSHIRE WINTER FOR YOU. (And NY summer but I’m Australian that one was fine)
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Oh NO.
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
*laughs bitterly in legal observer*
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE GAILEY. 🎉🥳❤️
February 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Great gowns, beautiful gowns.
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I mean you asked about Che Guevara you know that’s like activating an anti imperial sleeper agent.
February 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I’m sorry! I know too much history! This what happens when you let a neurodivergent do a degree!
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
If no other answer: United Fruit Company.
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Excuse you, you were radicalised when you had to listen to me lecture you about the Vietnam War at age 16
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Go complain to the Italian American civil rights league
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I’m resigning from our marriage because I just realised I married my father only Italian.
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Report back on their lesbian yearning.
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This is far more articulate than my sleep deprived and furious thought bubble of “fully formed adults don’t deserve stickers for leaving the marketplace of ideas to join the rest of us in the real world.”
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
(Threatening)
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Can’t wait until you turn into Wolverine
January 21, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I will have to take a photo of the world’s most ridiculous wardrobe for you. The challenge is making colleagues take me seriously in it.
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
January 20, 2026 at 5:35 AM