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@glasseffigy.bsky.social
Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist.
Say happy Australian birthday to @anagerm.bsky.social. Their birthday is the 11th but I’m too beautiful to figure out “time differences” or “America”
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Say happy Australian birthday to @anagerm.bsky.social. Their birthday is the 11th but I’m too beautiful to figure out “time differences” or “America”
I’m very bad at remembering to drink water but I did remember cut up some oranges and put a kilo of black grapes in the fridge and eat some every time I get up so it does feel like getting through summer in Australia brain progress.
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I’m very bad at remembering to drink water but I did remember cut up some oranges and put a kilo of black grapes in the fridge and eat some every time I get up so it does feel like getting through summer in Australia brain progress.
Reassured to know in this era of being deeply stupid, I am doing well by being only regular amounts of stupid.
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Reassured to know in this era of being deeply stupid, I am doing well by being only regular amounts of stupid.
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Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
Me the cultural ambassador trying to explain where my mother grew up: “yeah, it’s where the Koh-I-noor is from. Also there are forts and shit.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Me the cultural ambassador trying to explain where my mother grew up: “yeah, it’s where the Koh-I-noor is from. Also there are forts and shit.”
Getting really into blazers so I can dress like an ‘80s powerbroker sending you all your allowance to “buy something nice for yourself.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Getting really into blazers so I can dress like an ‘80s powerbroker sending you all your allowance to “buy something nice for yourself.”
They’ve released declassified cabinet papers from 20 years ago and now I’m too angry to have a good 2026 or even “go to sleep”
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They’ve released declassified cabinet papers from 20 years ago and now I’m too angry to have a good 2026 or even “go to sleep”
Me: I love my husband @anagerm.bsky.social
Also me three seconds later: you are the dumbest person alive. Let’s get married.
Also me three seconds later: you are the dumbest person alive. Let’s get married.
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Me: I love my husband @anagerm.bsky.social
Also me three seconds later: you are the dumbest person alive. Let’s get married.
Also me three seconds later: you are the dumbest person alive. Let’s get married.
Happy (Aus) new year to my precious friends who live in my phone until proved otherwise. I love youse all. 💕
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Happy (Aus) new year to my precious friends who live in my phone until proved otherwise. I love youse all. 💕
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i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.
December 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.
“Separate the art from the artist” was created to absolve me of all sin when I get really into improv in 2026 and invite you to my show.
December 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“Separate the art from the artist” was created to absolve me of all sin when I get really into improv in 2026 and invite you to my show.
2025 accomplishments in no particular order:
- applied/interviewed for my job a month after @anagerm.bsky.social’s little sister died.
- sat through a six month long restructure
- reconnected w @toomanymouths.bsky.social ❤️
- supported too many friends through grief and ideation
-still here.
- applied/interviewed for my job a month after @anagerm.bsky.social’s little sister died.
- sat through a six month long restructure
- reconnected w @toomanymouths.bsky.social ❤️
- supported too many friends through grief and ideation
-still here.
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
2025 accomplishments in no particular order:
- applied/interviewed for my job a month after @anagerm.bsky.social’s little sister died.
- sat through a six month long restructure
- reconnected w @toomanymouths.bsky.social ❤️
- supported too many friends through grief and ideation
-still here.
- applied/interviewed for my job a month after @anagerm.bsky.social’s little sister died.
- sat through a six month long restructure
- reconnected w @toomanymouths.bsky.social ❤️
- supported too many friends through grief and ideation
-still here.
Teaching the classics (introduced my nephew to old school Simpsons episodes)
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Teaching the classics (introduced my nephew to old school Simpsons episodes)
I boiled and roasted the oyster shells from Christmas to grind up and put on my plants. I’m not sorry to be old and boring.
December 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I boiled and roasted the oyster shells from Christmas to grind up and put on my plants. I’m not sorry to be old and boring.
It’s such a blessing to get older with @anagerm.bsky.social and watch us grow and change even through the most garbage of times.
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s such a blessing to get older with @anagerm.bsky.social and watch us grow and change even through the most garbage of times.
As Hindu/agnostic who accepts and returns vague seasonal faith based gestures as goodwill gesture I gotta say a lot of this is esoteric and baffling. Thank you and the same to you, I guess.
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
As Hindu/agnostic who accepts and returns vague seasonal faith based gestures as goodwill gesture I gotta say a lot of this is esoteric and baffling. Thank you and the same to you, I guess.
20 years later I have figured out @anagerm.bsky.social and I are Shawn and Gus from Psych and they won’t stop laughing at me. :(
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
20 years later I have figured out @anagerm.bsky.social and I are Shawn and Gus from Psych and they won’t stop laughing at me. :(
I should have taken today off, no one is online and I’ve finished all my work. What a maroon.
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I should have taken today off, no one is online and I’ve finished all my work. What a maroon.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
Every day I check my outlook and regret learning to read.
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Every day I check my outlook and regret learning to read.
I went into get a lexapro script filled given someone I know died by suicide last Thursday and the doctor saw diabetes diagnosis on my file and wanted to talk about my weight. Like I will not be an around to discuss this if you do not hand over that script right now, my guy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I went into get a lexapro script filled given someone I know died by suicide last Thursday and the doctor saw diabetes diagnosis on my file and wanted to talk about my weight. Like I will not be an around to discuss this if you do not hand over that script right now, my guy.
The eternal neurodivergent struggle of “I am not understanding because of my brain or other people just bad at communicating?”
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The eternal neurodivergent struggle of “I am not understanding because of my brain or other people just bad at communicating?”
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Ahmed the Fruiterer being the everyday hero that saved multiple lives of mostly Jewish people today is the only politics worth a pinch of shit in this act of terrorism
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ahmed the Fruiterer being the everyday hero that saved multiple lives of mostly Jewish people today is the only politics worth a pinch of shit in this act of terrorism
Calling it a night. I can learn fresh horrors in the morning both specific and general by simply going to work.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Calling it a night. I can learn fresh horrors in the morning both specific and general by simply going to work.
I realise this is my fault for simply not reaching for the actual thesaurus I own but amirite was just suggested as a synonym by the garbage plagiarist robot that now lives on the Cambridge dictionary website.
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I realise this is my fault for simply not reaching for the actual thesaurus I own but amirite was just suggested as a synonym by the garbage plagiarist robot that now lives on the Cambridge dictionary website.