Dr. Glaucomflecken
@glaucomflecken.bsky.social
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Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Jonathan.
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Love will not, in fact, bring us together.
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The only hope of uniting this country is in our shared hatred of health insurance companies. We should lean into that.
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Quite possibly the most important medical discussion of our time:

THE FIRST SPHINCTER DRAFT

listen/watch the latest episode of Knock Knock Hi on YouTube or anywhere you get podcasts.

let us know who’s team of sphincters is best.

Youtube: tinyurl.com/2n74fmnm

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I think I’m at this point with the “doctors are pharma shills/root cause of disease” crowd. You do you buddy, I’ll see you for your cataract surgery.
MINDSET THERAPY
KEANU REEVES ONCE SAID
"I'M AT THAT STAGE IN LIFE WHERE I STAY OUT OF DISCUSSIONS. EVEN IF YOU SAY 1+1=5. YOU'RE RIGHT, HAVE FUN."
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Nah why would he eat ticks when he has a magical self replenishing cat food bowl
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Stealing cat food. He knows what he’s doing
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There’s a stray cat who comes around our house. He was looking skinny, so we’ve been leaving out cat food. Haven’t seen him in awhile, but the food was gone every morning, so I assumed he was eating it. Turns out a fat ass possum has been eating it. Asshole has been living like a king on cat food.
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one time i took my broken glasses to an old school eyeglass repair shop and the guy did a fantastic job, couldn’t even see the original break, but i saw a bit of smudge on the lens so i tried to wipe it with my t-shirt and he yelled “no!” at me and snatched them back to clean them properly
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People do this in healthcare and it always irritates me. “Look at that patient. They sit there with an iPhone but say they can’t afford their medications?” Buddy, you are mad at the wrong thing.
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.

“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”

Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
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I made this video 2 years ago. I had a lot of people tell me I was being dramatic. Now we know UNH are pushing nursing home to get residents to sign DNRs. I’m so glad people are waking up.
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Health Insurance Companies Don’t Care About You
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What it feels like to be vaccinated
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When you’re an anti-vaxxer and also bad at Zelda
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsel... & Follow @naomirwolf
I have a horrible feeling that many vaccinated people will never fully recover their heart energy.
Do you know what I mean? That warm glow you used to get from heart to heart hugging of people, is diminished with some vaccinated people, to a brief flicker, much fainter life force? Energy healers, does anything work to heal this in your experience?
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The tanking UHG stock price is cool and everything, but what really makes me smile is the thought of their investors crying and filling their diapers because UHC isn’t killing poor people good enough.
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I’d like to dedicate the DOJs ongoing investigation into Medicare fraud committed by Unitedhealth Group to one of the health insurance industries staunchest defenders
Vinay Prasad MD M
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Of course, **if** doctors only recommended proven medical Rx then no insurance company should say no
The problem is doctors OFTEN recommend unproven or harmful things. The ENTIRE healthcare system is broken, not just health insurance companies. It is NOT HEROIC to assassinate insurance CEOs
The assassin is an "asshole that is going to die in prison," as Fetterman says
VINAY PRASAD
DEC 12, 2024 The ENTIRE healthcare system is broken, not just health insurance companies. It is NOT HEROIC to assassinate insurance CEOs
The assassin is an "asshole that is going to die in prison," as Fetterman says
VINAY PRASAD
DEC 12, 2024
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I am absolutely DELIGHTED by Unitedhealth Group’s latest misfortunes.
Neurosurgery with a satisfied smile
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Over 100, going to the doctor is optional, but if you do go in, you get to have any lab test or imaging study you want. Sestamibi scan? Sure! Cardiac MRI? Why not!
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I was a nurse’s worst nightmare