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DS LaLonde
@glawackus.bsky.social
Author of A BLEAK REMEDY, A MULTITUDE OF MENACES, and THE ENTANGLED DRAGON. Writer of things. Speculative fiction. Horror. Urban fantasy.
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New book release!!

A Dark Whimsy is a contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror and magical realism set in the forest.

Tagline: Sometimes you should just stay out of the woods.

Please check it out!
Link in comments.
Our new book, A Dark Whimsy, came out yesterday, opening as number 30 on Zon’s “Monster Horror” chart, right between Cassandra Khaw and Stephen King. It’s a good start in great company.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
New book release!!

A Dark Whimsy is a contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror and magical realism set in the forest.

Tagline: Sometimes you should just stay out of the woods.

Please check it out!
Link in comments.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Here are three horror books that'll make you squirm. Monsters, vampires, revenge, and some seriously messed up elves! Featuring John Fram, @glawackus.bsky.social and Jim Donohue.

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November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Love this one! My review:
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Releases this Thursday!
A Dark Whimsy.
Our contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror in the woods.
Preorders: a.co/d/eQio86j
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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My books so far! Links below. Devilry in Godling Wood coming 2026.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A Dark Whimsy by @glawackus.bsky.social is a blast! It mixes horror with fantasy along with a great sense of humor. And Jellybiscuits. You'll have to read about Jellybiscuits! Highly recommend you pre-order.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Dear Bluesky,

Please forgive my constant plugging of our upcoming book release. It’s a compulsion I can’t ignore.

While we’re on the topic, please consider preordering A Dark Whimsy, our new contemporary fantasy tale of horror in the woods.

a.co/d/5kfgEvJ
Amazon.com: A Dark Whimsy eBook : LaLonde, DS: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: A Dark Whimsy eBook : LaLonde, DS: Kindle Store
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November 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Daily reminder that it’s a noble deed to preorder books from indie authors.

On an unrelated topic, we’re hoping for more preorders for A Dark Whimsy, our contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror in the forest.
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A Dark Whimsy
Amazon.com: A Dark Whimsy eBook : LaLonde, DS: Kindle Store
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October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
If we could somehow manage 10 preorders for A Dark Whimsy before its November 13th release, I’d consider it a major win.
Preorders for the ebook of A Dark Whimsy are now live on the Zon. A strong book release would be a neat thing, so please consider preordering.

a.co/d/gUnYnRB
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Preorders for the ebook of A Dark Whimsy are now live on the Zon. A strong book release would be a neat thing, so please consider preordering.

a.co/d/gUnYnRB
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I really enjoyed the new anthology edited by @coyhall.bsky.social
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This World of Vile Wonder contains great stories by a talented bunch of authors. Definitely get yourself a copy!!
October 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Cover reveal for A Dark Whimsy, our first standalone novel!
The fantastic cover art is by @egallagher.bsky.social
We’re very excited to bring you A Dark Whimsy, our tale of horror in the woods.
A Dark Whimsy releases on November 13.
Preorders opening soon!
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Cover reveal for our first standalone novel coming very soon!
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Some kind words from author @glawackus.bsky.social about my illustrated collection, Mad Days! I included some links in case you wanna check it out, only $1.99!

Amazon
bit.ly/4lZImtq

Bookshop
bit.ly/41USpIQ
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you look very close and give it great consideration, you can perhaps pinpoint when Tor Nightfire added our Insta post to their story. It’s very subtle.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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RELEASE DAY!

This World of Vile Wonder: Horror Tales of the Scientific Revolution is out now. Nine tales! Appreciate any help spreading the word. Mybook.to/vilewonder
October 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Paperback of THIS WORLD OF VILE WONDER: HORROR TALES OF THE SCIENTIFIC REVOLUTION available now!

Release day is Oct 20, so paperback orders should arrive by then. Mybook.to/vilewonder
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The more stressors life presents, the more pizza I eat.
There’s a direct correlation, entirely consistent and undeniable.
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dear person reading one of my books on KU in Australia right now,
Thank you so much. It’s incredibly cool to think of someone on the other side of the world reading my words.
October 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Last month we had over 11,000 KU pages read across our books, whereas this month we’re on track for maybe 2,000.

These things really do bounce up and down from one month to the next. Can’t decipher a rhyme or reason to it.
September 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Proof that processed-food fever dreams really can come true.
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Commutes are foul monsters constructed of lost minutes, stalled highways, and engine exhaust.
Everyday, they nibble a bit of my soul away.
Anyway, have a great Monday.
September 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Yet again I’ve failed to do a competent job of gathering sufficient reviewers for our new release.
Next time, though … next time will be better.
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM