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DS LaLonde
@glawackus.bsky.social
Author of A BLEAK REMEDY, A MULTITUDE OF MENACES, and THE ENTANGLED DRAGON. Writer of things. Speculative fiction. Horror. Urban fantasy.
Our new book, A Dark Whimsy, came out yesterday, opening as number 30 on Zon’s “Monster Horror” chart, right between Cassandra Khaw and Stephen King. It’s a good start in great company.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
New book release!!

A Dark Whimsy is a contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror and magical realism set in the forest.

Tagline: Sometimes you should just stay out of the woods.

Please check it out!
Link in comments.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Releases this Thursday!
A Dark Whimsy.
Our contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror in the woods.
Preorders: a.co/d/eQio86j
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I really enjoyed the new anthology edited by @coyhall.bsky.social
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This World of Vile Wonder contains great stories by a talented bunch of authors. Definitely get yourself a copy!!
October 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Cover reveal for A Dark Whimsy, our first standalone novel!
The fantastic cover art is by @egallagher.bsky.social
We’re very excited to bring you A Dark Whimsy, our tale of horror in the woods.
A Dark Whimsy releases on November 13.
Preorders opening soon!
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Cover reveal for our first standalone novel coming very soon!
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If you look very close and give it great consideration, you can perhaps pinpoint when Tor Nightfire added our Insta post to their story. It’s very subtle.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
September 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Proof that processed-food fever dreams really can come true.
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Went to Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament yesterday. Pretty cool.
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Our newest treasure, procured at the Fairfax Comic Con. It’s been signed by the great Warwick Davis himself! 🍀🍀
August 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We had a fennec fox encounter last weekend.
Adorable.
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In West Virginia to visit the Mothman Museum this weekend. Very cool!
June 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
From here on out, I’m going to stick with my reviews being about this long.
Anyway, Zero Saints by @gabino.bsky.social is great.
June 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
One of my books is currently next to one by Stephen Graham Jones on the ‘Zon horror ebook bestseller list, which is entirely fun.
June 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Please check out my Bookbub featured deal.
Top notch vampire horror for only $0.99!
a.co/d/d7WMrS6
June 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This movie is wonderfully gory and surprisingly funny.
June 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I write really longwinded fancy reviews sometimes:
June 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Several years ago, definitely the fanciest place I’ve ever been.
June 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Hurray, this bad boy hit 40 ratings on Goodreads!
June 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New Quint and shark adorning my @sgj.bsky.social shelf.
Just because.
June 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Fun movie
June 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Heretic is a pretty snazzy horror movie. Hugh Grant is surprisingly awesome in it.
May 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just watched Final Destination: Bloodlines.
Fun continuation of the franchise.
RIP Tony Todd.
May 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Until Dawn is a pretty good movie. Nicely creepy, good jump scares.
May 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM