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Gary
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Jack of some trades, master of few. Fixer, tinker, maker.
I love it when I buy something and I can finally close those 23 browser tabs.
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Releasing the Epstein files is great and all, but

WHO IS THE NEW TRAFFICKER?

These rich creeps didn't just stop molesting children when Epstein was locked up. Someone stepped in to fill the void.
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I have been eating thin spaghetti for months and it is not working.
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Does anyone else sing Stereo MCs "Connected" to themselves as they sign into their VPN for the day?

Everybody? OK, good.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Maybe instead of arguing about the 2nd amendment, we should just add a new amendment with the same wording, but about books.
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What is the point of an appliance having a phone app if I can't change the default settings for the appliance
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just a reminder, if you are celebrating Thanksgiving and support ICE, go to hell.

Thank you for your attention in this matter
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I can't believe people want this guy to be mayor of new York
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We are about 5 to 10 years away from hotels just not putting doors on the bathrooms.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Big sandwich lunch spot called Soup or Hero
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hey kids, next time GenX gives you crap about saying 6/7, just say "Waazzzuup?" and see what happens.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
From now on, anytime Trump mentions the Big Beautiful Bill, reporters should interrupt with, "You mean the legislation, right?"
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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My question is who is doing all the Epsteining for these powerful wealthy men now?
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dems should start calling J. D. Vance, "Chum." Not because they're friends, but because of what the Republican party will look like when Trump is suddenly out of the picture (health or otherwise)
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sure, History will judge Trump harshly. But he'll be dead by then. I want him judged harshly now.
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My 86 year old mother: Can you show me how to do a video call on my first ever smart phone?

Me: OK, so an operating system is a thing that...
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Welcome to Trump's America: Where everything is up in the air except the planes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We need billboards and ads everywhere with Trump's fat, grinning face and the caption "I'm the reason you're hungry"
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I think if MTG was the Jan. 6 bomber we'll know soon, the way she's giving interviews
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Democrats Reps should all go on TV and say, "We're ready to negotiate in healthcare and the budget once the House is in session and Rep. Grijalva is sworn in."

And if that somehow happens, just don't negotiate.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So many legal postings on here are like:

Judge OVERTURNS rule BLOCKING legislation BARRING people from NOT DOING a thing

Just tell me if I'm supposed to be happy about it or not
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM