I'm playing Ace Attorney for the very first time and what do you MEAN the first defendant is named Larry Butz?????
May 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I'm playing Ace Attorney for the very first time and what do you MEAN the first defendant is named Larry Butz?????
I want someone to do one of those horror trailer edits for Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? based solely around Penny's line "That ain't your Daddy, your Daddy was hit by a train."
You could keep the song "O Death" and everything. It edits itself
You could keep the song "O Death" and everything. It edits itself
May 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I want someone to do one of those horror trailer edits for Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? based solely around Penny's line "That ain't your Daddy, your Daddy was hit by a train."
You could keep the song "O Death" and everything. It edits itself
You could keep the song "O Death" and everything. It edits itself
Low key losing it at the dice game title on my offline mobile games app
May 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Low key losing it at the dice game title on my offline mobile games app
I don't know what I did to end up on the traditionally crafted Irish flute section of the ad algorithm, but I'm happy to be here I guess?
May 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I don't know what I did to end up on the traditionally crafted Irish flute section of the ad algorithm, but I'm happy to be here I guess?
This cartoon from the Save the CBC page brings me so much joy. Something about that little giggle feels so pointed and accurate.
April 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This cartoon from the Save the CBC page brings me so much joy. Something about that little giggle feels so pointed and accurate.
In a weird roundabout way, extortionate pricing from delivery apps has actually saved me money. Because the cost is ridiculous enough to override the "little treat" centre in my brain and activate the "don't give them my money or the satisfaction" protocol.
More money, fewer snacks :(
More money, fewer snacks :(
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
In a weird roundabout way, extortionate pricing from delivery apps has actually saved me money. Because the cost is ridiculous enough to override the "little treat" centre in my brain and activate the "don't give them my money or the satisfaction" protocol.
More money, fewer snacks :(
More money, fewer snacks :(
Edmonton weather dropping the worst playlist :/
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Edmonton weather dropping the worst playlist :/
I keep seeing an ad for glasses that legit infuriates me. There's a woman giving a "review" of the glasses saying "I love them so much. I'm gonna get them prescribed today."
YOU DO NOT NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE FRAMES. YOU ALSO CANNOT CHOOSE WHAT YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS FOR LENSES. YOUR EYES DO.
YOU DO NOT NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE FRAMES. YOU ALSO CANNOT CHOOSE WHAT YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS FOR LENSES. YOUR EYES DO.
March 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I keep seeing an ad for glasses that legit infuriates me. There's a woman giving a "review" of the glasses saying "I love them so much. I'm gonna get them prescribed today."
YOU DO NOT NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE FRAMES. YOU ALSO CANNOT CHOOSE WHAT YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS FOR LENSES. YOUR EYES DO.
YOU DO NOT NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE FRAMES. YOU ALSO CANNOT CHOOSE WHAT YOUR PRESCRIPTION IS FOR LENSES. YOUR EYES DO.
I need every person over the age of 25 to shut up about current teenage slang.
Surely you haven't forgotten teh interwebs where we saw epic fails and said shit like roflcopter. You're mad about rizz as if you didn't constantly glomp your internet mutuals.
Leave the kids alone, man.
Surely you haven't forgotten teh interwebs where we saw epic fails and said shit like roflcopter. You're mad about rizz as if you didn't constantly glomp your internet mutuals.
Leave the kids alone, man.
March 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I need every person over the age of 25 to shut up about current teenage slang.
Surely you haven't forgotten teh interwebs where we saw epic fails and said shit like roflcopter. You're mad about rizz as if you didn't constantly glomp your internet mutuals.
Leave the kids alone, man.
Surely you haven't forgotten teh interwebs where we saw epic fails and said shit like roflcopter. You're mad about rizz as if you didn't constantly glomp your internet mutuals.
Leave the kids alone, man.
This entered my brain and will not leave. Happy IWD everyone!
March 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This entered my brain and will not leave. Happy IWD everyone!
Reposted by Glenna 👻
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
...does the T and W on zoom knobs stand for "tight" and "wide"????
March 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
...does the T and W on zoom knobs stand for "tight" and "wide"????
I was watching an old VOD of mine where I played Turnip Boy Robs a Bank (while actively being ravenous) and one of the characters (a ravioli) mentioned a grudge against a pierogi.
And it reminded me that I had pierogis in the freezer! Who says video games aren't good for anything?
And it reminded me that I had pierogis in the freezer! Who says video games aren't good for anything?
March 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I was watching an old VOD of mine where I played Turnip Boy Robs a Bank (while actively being ravenous) and one of the characters (a ravioli) mentioned a grudge against a pierogi.
And it reminded me that I had pierogis in the freezer! Who says video games aren't good for anything?
And it reminded me that I had pierogis in the freezer! Who says video games aren't good for anything?
The Roottrees Are Dead is a very fun deduction game but I can't get over how much the in-universe songs SLAP. I legit want to listen to Rollin on Down to the City all the time.
(Also 5Peez is a thinly-veiled parody of another famous white rapper and I'm so here for it)
(Also 5Peez is a thinly-veiled parody of another famous white rapper and I'm so here for it)
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The Roottrees Are Dead is a very fun deduction game but I can't get over how much the in-universe songs SLAP. I legit want to listen to Rollin on Down to the City all the time.
(Also 5Peez is a thinly-veiled parody of another famous white rapper and I'm so here for it)
(Also 5Peez is a thinly-veiled parody of another famous white rapper and I'm so here for it)
I have been known to crave spaghetti late at night (and post about it). For the first time I have access to spaghetti and I'm snacky AND DON'T WANT THE SPAGHETTI 😭
This is just like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy breaks his glasses
This is just like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy breaks his glasses
March 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I have been known to crave spaghetti late at night (and post about it). For the first time I have access to spaghetti and I'm snacky AND DON'T WANT THE SPAGHETTI 😭
This is just like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy breaks his glasses
This is just like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy breaks his glasses
Saw what I thought was a pretty normal Etsy ad for some handmade jewelry, but spotted THIS in the lower left corner. I have Questions.
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Saw what I thought was a pretty normal Etsy ad for some handmade jewelry, but spotted THIS in the lower left corner. I have Questions.
Why do wooden disposable forks have the dullest, nubbiest tines imagineable?
February 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Why do wooden disposable forks have the dullest, nubbiest tines imagineable?
I must be in a good headspace because I thoughtfully and mindfully decided against dyeing my hair for a show.
a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
Alt: a woman is talking to another woman and says `` growth '', making an opening gesture with one hand.
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I must be in a good headspace because I thoughtfully and mindfully decided against dyeing my hair for a show.
I've had this body for over 30 years, you'd think it would have figured out how to regulate temperature by now 😑
February 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I've had this body for over 30 years, you'd think it would have figured out how to regulate temperature by now 😑
I had access to a typewriter growing up and thought it was the coolest thing ever. In high school I used it to write stories because I liked typing but knew the internet would distract me.
Now that every major word processor is trotting out an AI bot that nobody asked for, I might just go back to it
Now that every major word processor is trotting out an AI bot that nobody asked for, I might just go back to it
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I had access to a typewriter growing up and thought it was the coolest thing ever. In high school I used it to write stories because I liked typing but knew the internet would distract me.
Now that every major word processor is trotting out an AI bot that nobody asked for, I might just go back to it
Now that every major word processor is trotting out an AI bot that nobody asked for, I might just go back to it
I can't explain why, but "girlie" has become a gender neutral term for me. Like that's just what you call someone who likes a thing.
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I can't explain why, but "girlie" has become a gender neutral term for me. Like that's just what you call someone who likes a thing.
Transcription of a series of thoughts I just had:
"Ugh, I'm not ready for bed. Maybe I could journal a bit? Oh, but then I'd have to get out of bed to grab it and it's too cold. Could I try to journal in my head?
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That's just called thinking 😑"
"Ugh, I'm not ready for bed. Maybe I could journal a bit? Oh, but then I'd have to get out of bed to grab it and it's too cold. Could I try to journal in my head?
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That's just called thinking 😑"
January 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Transcription of a series of thoughts I just had:
"Ugh, I'm not ready for bed. Maybe I could journal a bit? Oh, but then I'd have to get out of bed to grab it and it's too cold. Could I try to journal in my head?
...
...
...
That's just called thinking 😑"
"Ugh, I'm not ready for bed. Maybe I could journal a bit? Oh, but then I'd have to get out of bed to grab it and it's too cold. Could I try to journal in my head?
...
...
...
That's just called thinking 😑"
If there were late night pasta places I could keep those in business. I would be their entire customer base if it meant I could eat spaghetti carbonara at this exact moment 🍝
December 23, 2024 at 7:23 AM
If there were late night pasta places I could keep those in business. I would be their entire customer base if it meant I could eat spaghetti carbonara at this exact moment 🍝