The Whorl™️
@glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Older than all of y’all. She/her.
I squeal about the child. A lot.
I also post pics of things (mostly plants, bugs, the odd mushroom, sometimes birds) I find on my walks.
Often sweary.
I squeal about the child. A lot.
I also post pics of things (mostly plants, bugs, the odd mushroom, sometimes birds) I find on my walks.
Often sweary.
First thing i thought, fanboy be fanboying.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
First thing i thought, fanboy be fanboying.
And *then* drives to the river to a boat ramp *right next to a posh house with a terrace overlooking the ramp, pulls the bloke out of the boot, dumps him in the river, and *not a single person* walks by or sees anything at all.
In London.
In the middle of the day.
🙄
In London.
In the middle of the day.
🙄
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
And *then* drives to the river to a boat ramp *right next to a posh house with a terrace overlooking the ramp, pulls the bloke out of the boot, dumps him in the river, and *not a single person* walks by or sees anything at all.
In London.
In the middle of the day.
🙄
In London.
In the middle of the day.
🙄
Oh, hell no.
Absolutely fucking not!!
Absolutely fucking not!!
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Oh, hell no.
Absolutely fucking not!!
Absolutely fucking not!!
Them:
“Blue-eyed guy with dimples = cute”
Me:
“Yeah, no, bbs, in this particular case, ‘blue-eyed guy with dimples’ gives off serial killer vibes.”
“Blue-eyed guy with dimples = cute”
Me:
“Yeah, no, bbs, in this particular case, ‘blue-eyed guy with dimples’ gives off serial killer vibes.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Them:
“Blue-eyed guy with dimples = cute”
Me:
“Yeah, no, bbs, in this particular case, ‘blue-eyed guy with dimples’ gives off serial killer vibes.”
“Blue-eyed guy with dimples = cute”
Me:
“Yeah, no, bbs, in this particular case, ‘blue-eyed guy with dimples’ gives off serial killer vibes.”
Today was also the day when i remember how heavy and full eating red meat makes you.
Motherfucker feels like i won’t need to eat again.
Ever.
Motherfucker feels like i won’t need to eat again.
Ever.
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Today was also the day when i remember how heavy and full eating red meat makes you.
Motherfucker feels like i won’t need to eat again.
Ever.
Motherfucker feels like i won’t need to eat again.
Ever.