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✨🌯 jamie

@glitterburrito.bsky.social

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the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira actor who podcasts bama alum https://linktr.ee/glitterburrito

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · Jul 7

How Did You Get Here, Jamie?

Thank you to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for cohosting this fever dream of a life story so far, and reminding me to shine the light on myself a little too.

Jamie Kirsten Howard - Actor and Digital Media Creator

Podcast Episode · How Did You Get Here? · 07/07/2025 · 1h 13m

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 2h

lol yeah that’s just a blackout base they put around your eyes and mouth, I had on SFX all night

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 2h

I burned 1450 calories

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 7h

makeup & wardrobe put on COZY as soon as I got in, I’m thriving

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 9h

Tonight and next week are all monsters!

✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 10h

Next week: Monday, Friday, Sunday

✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 10h

Come see me tonight & tomorrow @ Netherworld 🖤
(week day tix are cheaper too)

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13h

(shared with permission) ICE/CBP has been active on Chicago's northwest side this morning—and also met with rapid responders.

Agents reportedly abducted one man from this Dunkin at Belmont and Milwaukee around 9:30am before speeding off.

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 11h

shaving curly coats this closely should be a crime

✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 12h

number one stunner

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14h

grief coming to tap on my brain during peaceful moments like a kid at the aquarium

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15h

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 15h

hobbit rectal exam is a beautiful name for a death metal band

✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 15h

the concept of a phantom marching band is sending me.

like all Black Parade/My Chem jokes aside.

just an ominous brass section. haunted drums.
wailing band leader.

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 16h

@jasonkirk.fyi “I saw that horse in Diablo” is the most you shit you’ve ever said

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve been holding onto my tube of original formula Ruby Woo like a precious artifact but it’s time to toss :/

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 17h

a visit to the M•A•C counter where a girl who finally got her certification and is sipping her sugar free redbull while she does my makeup and we gossip would fix me

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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 1d

You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN

Two middle-age dudes playing henchman on Batman

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

I figured out why heists and heist movies do it for me:
It’s all the fun of crime with none of the overt violence and the chance to feel like we’re (audience) in on the action.
Also: sexy.

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

IT AINT THE TERRORDOME NEITHER

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

people need to internalize what every older woman I’ve ever known has been saying:

There’s folks profiting off of our inability to love ourselves fully.

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

I believe in you

✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

The amount of people who’ve text me to say they’re thinking of me *and* Dolly rn🖤

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

Growth 🙂‍↕️

✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

Deadass I judge people who let the inner critic win and don’t do 100% in classes.

We die at the end of this and you want me to give two fucks about what Janice two rows up might think? NO

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 1d

Some people are so hung up on looking wrong or bad that they’ve never thrown it in a circle. Couldn’t be me!

I will be the first on the floor at performance art pieces and weddings alike.

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